Thursday Morning Dad Joke

ESFJ

Taurus

Just humor me

My dog ate a whole bag of scrabble tiles, so I took hime to the vet No word yet

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ESFJ

Taurus

Just give me a courtesy laugh

My wife says quilts are better than duvets. I said you better be careful making blanket statements like that.

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INFJ

Scorpio

☺️

What is a cow's favourite holiday? Moo years day

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Melinda

ENFP

Taurus

🤦‍♀️

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INFJ

Scorpio

😊

Do you know where I keep all my dad jokes? In a dad-a-base

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INFJ

Scorpio

😁

When does a joke become a dad joke? When it's apparent

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Melinda

ENFP

Taurus

This felt appropriately dad jokey

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INFJ

Scorpio

☺️

I quite my job at the helium gas factory I refuse to be spoken to in that tone

#comedy

Mez

1mo

INFP

Gemini

🤭🤭

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544

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David Gilboa

ISTP

Scorpio

A police car had its wheels stolen

The officers work tirelessly to find the criminals #humor #funny

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ESFJ

Taurus

Just me again

How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep? You rocket.

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ESFJ

Taurus

Just for me, no need to laugh

What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly? Stationary

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Eddie

11d

INTJ

Capricorn

Happy Father’s Day ❤️ Why did the bald dad use his credit card at the wig shop? Toupee.

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14d

INFJ

Scorpio

😊

I come from a family of failed magicians I have 2 half sisters

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Carl

17d

ISFJ

Sagittarius

What do you call a sad coffee?

A depresso.

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14d

ESFJ

Taurus

Just when you thought I was gone..

Yesterday I was washing the car with my son.. He said "dad can't you just use a sponge?"

#art

Joseph

16d

ESFP

Capricorn

Dad jokes in a 2 gallon hat

Yes, that’s me. #silly #funny #dadjokes

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13d

INTJ

Libra

Theology matters

What is between heaven and earth? "And"

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23d

INTJ

Libra

1 Award

Of a feather

What type of birds stick together? Vel-crows

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John

INFP

Virgo

So hot outside

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Zachary

20d

INTP

Libra

Friday dad joke

How does a penguin build his house? Igloos it together!

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18d

INFJ

Scorpio

😁

As a family we couldn't decide to have nana buried or cremated In the end we let her live

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18d

INFJ

Scorpio

😁

Me and my girlfriend were kissing on the couch last night she said "shall we take this into the bedroom" I said "sure you grab the other end" (edited)

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1mo

INFJ

Scorpio

1 Award

😁

Why don't people with foot fetishes never win anything? Because they like the taste of defeat

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Devon

28d

INTJ

Aquarius

Har har har

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23d

INTJ

Libra

So much groan...

Never play poker with cows. The steaks are too high.

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Zachary

23d

INTP

Libra

2:30am Dad Joke

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

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Karan

26d

ENFP

I just had twins, I named one of them Pete

I named the other one RePete 😂

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18d

INFJ

Scorpio

😁

I brought a Christmas tree the other day the cashier said you putting it up yourself? "I said" no I was thinking the living room

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Max_🇭🇲

17d

INFP

Sagittarius

🤓🤓

#funny

Kloe

1mo

INFJ

Gemini

What happens when frogs park illegally?

#dadjokes #jokes #ncis

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Nyny

1mo

ISTP

Libra

Deaf

3 years ago my doctor told me i was going deaf I havent heard from him since

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1mo

ENFP

Leo

🤓🐟

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1mo

INFJ

Scorpio

😁

I was once kidnapped by mimes They did unspeakable things to me

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27d

ESFJ

Taurus

Just a few more

Have you ever tried archery blindfolded? You don't know what your missing.

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20d

INTJ

Libra

Penny wisdom

Why are piggy banks so wise? They are filled with common cents.

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Mike

25d

ESTJ

Pisces

There are more like this..

I think my wife is putting adhesives on my firearms. She denies it, but I'm sticking to my guns.

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