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#dadjokes
1d
INFP
Pisces
A sales lady in the fragrance department was helping me shop for my wife's birthday present.
I said "How much for that one?" she said "Perfume?" I said "No, per bottle"
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1d
ESFJ
Sagittarius
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer
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1d
ESFJ
Sagittarius
Name a country without R in its name
No way
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7d
ISFP
Taurus
What's the worst insult you can say to a ghost?
"Get a life".
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2mo
ENFP
Aquarius
Ants
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6d
INFP
Pisces
My geography teacher asked me to name a country without the letter R in it.
I said "No way!"
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#dadjokes
9d
ISFP
Taurus
Sad ghost walked into the elevator
To lift its spirits.
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2mo
ENFP
Aquarius
Sheep
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2d
INFP
Pisces
How do lumberjacks work from home?
They log in.
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#dadjokes
2mo
ISFJ
Taurus
What animal invented kungfu
Kang roo
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2d
ENFJ
Virgo
Daily Dad Joke
When my grandma turned 65, she started walking 10 miles a day. She's 92 now, and we have no idea where she is!!
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#dadjokes
16d
ISFP
Taurus
Why is it hard for pirates to learn the alphabets?
Because they always get lost at 'C'.
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18d
INTP
Taurus
Thoughts?
The most obvious answer would be that a joke becomes a dad joke when a dad tells it. What are the best/worst dad jokes youβve ever heard? (edited)
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13d
INFP
Pisces
I have to admit something.
I look over shoulders a lot, and it's crazy to me how many people have the password "********"
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21d
INFJ
Scorpio
π
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent
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24d
ISFP
Taurus
Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory?
Many soles were lost πͺ (edited)
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22d
INFP
Pisces
I heard a rumor about butter
but I don't want to spread it.
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18d
INFJ
Scorpio
π
How much does a chimney cost? It's free because it's on the house
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21d
INFJ
Scorpio
π
I used to work at a recycling plant my job was to crush cans It was soda pressing
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0
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14d
INFJ
Libra
Who else thought of this?π
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0
#fun
27d
INFJ
Sagittarius
JEAN BOWL - JEOWL
A Jean bowl, a jeowl, to go with your jhorts. #funny #meme #dadjokes
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1mo
ISFP
Taurus
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator.
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1mo
ENFP
Libra
Do you want to hear a Paper joke?
Nevermind it's TEARable. π€·π»ββοΈ
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26d
INFJ
Scorpio
π
I went to buy a Christmas tree the other day the guy at the store ask "will you be putting that up yourself sir" I replied "I was thinking the living room" (edited)
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1mo
ESFJ
Taurus
Just another one
A man tried to sell me a coffin the other day. I told him that's the last thing I need.
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1mo
ESTJ
Sagittarius
I have a few jokes about unemployed people
but none of them work. #puns #funny
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1mo
INFP
Gemini
π
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#dadjokes
1mo
ESTJ
Sagittarius
Why did the man fall down the well?
He couldn't see that well. #puns #funny
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1mo
INTP
Cancer
I used to have an addiction to the hokey pokey
but then I turned myself around.
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28d
INFJ
Scorpio
π
I found out the other day my toaster isn't waterproof You could say I was shocked
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1mo
INFJ
Scorpio
π
Why do people with foot fetishes never win anything? Because they like the taste of defeat
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1mo
ESFJ
Taurus
Just a little one
Have you seen the movie constipation? Me either, it hasn't come out yet.
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1mo
ESTJ
Cancer
I ran across a homeless guy, holding a dilapidated Chuck Taylor. No canvas, just the bottom part.
He had it up to his head like Maxwell Smart's shoe phone. I asked what he was doing, and he said, "Talking to the dead. I'm communicating with this lost sole!" If that wasn't bad enough, I had to go and ask him why. He replied, "Cause it told me to. Says 'CONVERSE' right here on the side!"
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1mo
INFJ
Scorpio
π
What did the janitor shout when he jump out on an unexpecting student? SUPPLIES!! (edited)
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1mo
INTP
Cancer
Why do tigers have stripes?
They don't want to be spotted.
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1mo
ESTJ
Gemini
Why do they call it a night stand when knights don't even stand on them π€π€
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1mo
INTP
Cancer
Wanna hear a dirty joke?
A white horse fell on to the mud.
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1mo
ESFJ
Taurus
Just hello
My wife called me to tell me she saw a fox on the way to work. I said how she knew it was on the way to work. She hung up
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1mo
INFP
Virgo
Growing boy
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1mo
ESFJ
Taurus
Just for me
My friend just texted me and said " it's been a rough day, my pizza is burnt, my beer is frozen and my girlfriend is pregnant." I replied "wow you just can't pull anything out on time, can you "
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