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How I feel when I wake up for work at the ass crack of dawn and see that the car is covered in snow🫠 (edited)

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I love this account 🤣🐦

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Funny thing about breakups

Is that whilst you're here falling apart the other said person is frolicking through the fields living their best life as if they didn't just rip your beating heart out of your chest. Haha. Such a funny thing.

American Cops

Throw back to when American cops let me keep my breathalyzer test (thought I was drunk driving) lol. After 20 minutes of physical tests on the side of the road they pulled the breathalyzer out, I blew .000 and I asked for a picture for my memories haha before they let me go hahaha

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The best roast I heard a kid say to another.

-Do you read any books? -No. -I could tell! And the best part was that the other kid didn't even get it! Tbh I don't think even the first kid fully understood what he said. The joys of being a teacher! 🤣

ใช่, แน่นอน, ชัวร์, เอามาให้หมด, ให้ได้เท่าไรละ, ไหนละเงิน 😆🤣🤣 (edited)

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Word of the day

Sums up life perfectly

Deep...spiritual humor :))

Hashtag dadjokes

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Looking at the temperature outside. Absolutely not participating in society today. No. Good luck everyone. Sitting this one out.

Good Morning……..

Have a good day ahead everyone!

Nope...

It's Friday, afterall...

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Me and my baby ...since ive turned 40 🤣🤣

Matteo why you keep hurting mommy's 😭😭😭

It's quiet...too quiet. Oh right... it's after midnight. Silly me!

Womp womp

Wooden Pants?...

Anyone ever heard of wooden pants? Found this "unique" pair at work last year and tried 'em on for size😅

Hello

Hello

I just want some credit for trying my best

Look, I'm trying my best. Can I just get a little bit of recognition for being "not bad" at chopsticks? Like, I'm OK. I'm not really good, but I'm also not bad. I'm serviceable. And that's more than some can say.

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I can't believe my cat Munchkin made me turn into a panicked mom for a sec. Usually she's pretty clean but this time she followed me to my bed and smelled poopy. I didn't notice until she layed next to my head and since I just washed my blanket not long ago due to Marilyn throwing up on it I wasn't... read more

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Ok who is he/she

You need Super Hero during your Day?

I wonder, if I were a marshmallow would I care? Hmm...

"Girl, you're fine" 😍🤣🤣

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Train of thoughts

That's a daily feeling of train wreck

Read the instructions 😁😁

Racoon caught stealing apples to befriend a horse

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That feely feels when you realize you are choking on ice 🧊 and the relief of it melting so you can stop tripping.