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when you realize if you die on February 13th you got a 100% chance of getting flowers on Valentines day:

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just in case you feel sad today ..

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I can't believe my cat Munchkin made me turn into a panicked mom for a sec. Usually she's pretty clean but this time she followed me to my bed and smelled poopy. I didn't notice until she layed next to my head and since I just washed my blanket not long ago due to Marilyn throwing up on it I wasn't... read more

Wtf is going on in america dude 🤡🤯

Stupid mental health

I just want some credit for trying my best

Look, I'm trying my best. Can I just get a little bit of recognition for being "not bad" at chopsticks? Like, I'm OK. I'm not really good, but I'm also not bad. I'm serviceable. And that's more than some can say.

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Wooden Pants?...

Anyone ever heard of wooden pants? Found this "unique" pair at work last year and tried 'em on for size😅

Valentine’s Day humor

For my single people and I, smile

Then another joke came to mind…

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Excuses…

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For my single people we gonna be okay...

Single awareness day

For all you Friday the 13th fans... it's a great movie, just a ludicrous superstition in reality. Have fun!

“What’s your plan for Valentine?” Me:

ONS

14 February

Get your tickets!

This Trainwreck is single and available for Valentine's Day lmao.

Love is in the year

No wonder I feel this air Toxic today valentines day 😂

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Not lying

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Dont know whatto do

Just some guy?!😂

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They didn't have lord huggington!?

pain reduction therapy

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We need the tea

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Yo just downloaded this app .....be gentle ....huh don’t take this in the wrong way.....i mean yeah "some other meaning ofcourse" have a great day, evening and night (edited)

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What if Seinfeld had been on the air during 9/11?

A comedian wrote a Seinfeld script for an episode that took place if the show had still been running during 9/11. It is one of the funniest moments of the internet and deserves to be read by all.

U have to know the show to get the joke!!!!

Facing your fears and traumas before entering a new relationship😂

(Should have been black roses) (edited)

"I met a lovely gal. Her name is Victoria Dubas. She told me to call her VD for short." - Rodney Dangerfield

Just a reminder that VD is tomorrow. Stay safe, everyone.

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only holiday i’m celebrating this weekend is friday the 13th

Lord have mercy

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Oh, no pressure yeah?☺️

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Holi

Me mata el aburrimiento