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huh

This stuff is pretty good 😈😂

What do you call a run away nose 👃?

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Hehe nice

I brought instant chai to work because we only have bagged "chai" tea bags at work (I know chai means tea) and my Bangladeshi coworker who I told could have some if he wanted, he said "Spicy. Not too sweet." And I know "Not too sweet" is basically the highest compliment possible 🤣🤣🤣🤣

You know, this is not… going to end peacefully 😂

🥳

I knew it

It is a skill lol

Lmao

My parents are out so I stole some perogies from the freezer. As a terrible cook I didn't expect them to turn out this good.

If Bilbo had Chatgpt 🤳

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Jigglin'😄

✨ Art to the Fart ✨

Ok Google

🤪

🤣🤣🤣

Wellp...

Well I think it's time for a confession.

Some of my socks have holes. I live this secret life.

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Is it just me who gets the music that comes to mind when I hear that accent?

Ring a ring a ringa ring

But some things do change

Worth a shot?

Hello

🤭🤣🤣

🔎

😮

🤣🤣

Perfect 🤌

Friday feeling 🤭🤣

I’m working on my inner glow…

Glow check: ✔️ stressed, ✔️ pressed, ✔️ trying my best.

Anyone want a Shaq snack? I got you

❄️🌞

Can't wait to stop complaining about the cold weather and start complaining about the hot weather

.....yep...

🌮

Grindr

Last time an older guy asked me what Grindr was, I told him it's a wingman program, guys help you find a date... 😆 CHAOS!

Oh Yeah

Orthodontic pain olympics

Good news, I can afford dental care and got x rays done. Bad news they asked if I was hit in the face with a blunt object lol.

I’m too shy

🤔🤔🤔

How can you tell Trump was in Netanyahu's bathroom?

Me: I have proof