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✨😂 Yepp...🥲🤣

He said you should fly to Pittsburgh just to discuss Buddhism. I asked why I should go, why I should waste my time and resources just to talk to a lunatic delusional stranger.

???????? See why mental health is more important than anything else…..

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Sure jan

Posting about a very important surgery and getting a dm like "Good luck. I am very close to your location." I swear some men need to go to school to learn how to be in a dm. Why does that sound straight up ominous. Yes random 53 year old man I would love you to come to my surgery or pick me up... read more

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Caricature based on Chat GPT

So cute to be honest

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Aw! THATS WHY🤣🤣🤣🤣

TIME ME

My fast starts in 25 minutes How many frozen fruit icecreams can I eat in that time let's find out

Lmao

Thanks to that Bruno Mars vs his soundboard video he's on my mind and now I can't stop singing That's What I Like. "Make some noise for Anderson Paak *FAAA*"

Just a suggestion ☺️🤭

Her at 3 AM: *he's probably texting other women.* Him: ..

I got a satisfying result. 0/0 = x Can't argue there. I of course continued, this is the short version.

Hehe.

Boo

For real

Those machines heal everything lol

Dude!! The scruff is real

Healing at a friends house after a surgery and I forgot to pack the RAZORS!! Now look at me, scruffy looking nerfherder..

Funny

Mine selfie always.. Upload yours!!!

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Perspective matters!

Hahaha 🤣

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This is how he learned that you shouldn't argue with a woman. 😄😅🤣

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Got me again

Now gotta get you lol

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When you were asked to show your talent 😆🤣😂

+Watch the video clip in the comments 👍 (edited)

Absolutely butchered it haha

Question of the day

If you could make the ultimate sandwich, what would be on it?

Best time of the day 😄

Real friends haha

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Feeling pretty, but broke asf 🤣

let's play doctor. i'll go first. you owe me $3200.

"Your trauma made you stronger" It absolutely did not, It did make me funnier tho

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How not to apear bitchless 101, new tehnique unlocked lol

“She had a choice and She didn’t choose you” - my therapist at 10am

Coworkers will snitch on you then come talk to you like they aint just snitch on you

“You smell good what you wearin?” Some leave me the Fa-Cologne

“you’re the bad guy in someone’s story” bruh I’m the bad guy in MY story