Lukey

Posted Friday, February 23, 2024

3mo

INFJ

Aries

3

4

The truth about tattoos. My story

I wanted to start this story off with a little background. I have many tattoos, including my chest, full arm sleeve, hands, and so forth. I first got tattoos at the age of 21 (now 34) I really loved tattoo culture, and was completely brainwashed by the idea of getting a tattoo to "express" myself. Little did I know, I was being groomed by tattoo companies and the culture of tattoos. I sat down in the tattoo chair, eager and ready. The tattoo gun started to whir and vibrate. Little did I know, the sound of the tattoo gun was affecting my vibrational frequencies, opening them to criminal suggestions by the tattoo "artist" I remember leaving the tattoo shop clearly. I walked past a shop, and stole from it straight away. I had no shame all of a sudden. The police chased me. I was running, screaming profanities at the top of my voice. Witnesses said it was in tongues and Latin. I awoke out of my hysteria upon a beach. The waves lapping slowly. I looked to my feet to see a young squid being washed up on the beach. I reached down. Looking into it's eyes of this young squidlet I placed it's flesh between my hands. I twisted. Much like a wet towel trying to be dried, the squid screamed. The black milk covered by hands. It flowed down my tattooed palms. Nourishing them I had become a squid milker. I cackled, laughed to the sky and drank the squid milk. It was that moment... I truly became a evil tattoo demon. Millions of squids die every year. Millions are milked for their ink, and disposed, left to die. Let this be a lesson to anyone getting a tattoo. It will lead to criminal behaviour, and you will be changed forever.