😂😂😂

😤🙄😫

Tell me a random fact

Could be anything. Like bears being able to remember different places where they store their food.

Slowly but surely. ✨

Horizontally energy - saving mode 😂😂😂😂

Current mood 😅😅

👍🏻

Don't bother me, don't act like a hero, I don't trust any man.

Fall in love? Bro I can’t even fall asleep!

🤧

People always think I'm overreacting, today after I went to the doctor I found out what was wrong with me 🥹

💔

He only thinks it's a virtual relationship but you like it's real

😏

Wasn't impressed with my lack of self control last night and the food noise winning I do think this is hormonal trigger and with my cholesterol test results this wasn't a smart move to make 🤦. New day today better eating for the rest of the week and following.

You built a relationship purely out of lust

& when you figure out the other person has emotions & boundaries & demands certain things in the relationship JUST LIKE YOU DO your face changes & it looks something like [gif] & then you don't want nothin to do with them cause its too much for you

Reposting this 'cause I think me funny 😝

I mean, if you know my name then this joke would make sense 🤣

Im really tired

Yes, I just want to be single

Age like fine wine 🍷..

counting down til July 24th and I’ll be 42 phew 😮‍💨 😜

Laughter is my mood booster 😍😍😍😂😂 and ....the backstreet access to my heart 😂😂

🙄

The beginning of a man's lie is if he starts discussing marriage with you after that they leave like the devil

🎼 Do, do-do, do-do, do-do-do Do, do-do, do-do, do-do-do 🎶

Let’s see how unbothered you are 😈😈😈😈😈🤣🤣🤣🤣

If your best friend start dating your ex..are y'all still friends..???!!!!

Walking on sunshine.

I'm pretty sure if you walked on sunshine you'd die. I'm not sure why nobody has questioned the physics of this song before.

hihi

Anyone wanna play pes???

Just had to relax

You can only pick one 👀👀👀👀

Early mornings

Are the best ! Everyty is quiet. No no 🚘 cars , no dogs 🐕 barking or blaring sirens. 🚨 And of course a nice cup of coffee . Another wonderful day.

Agree or Disagree?

If it were possible, I wish there were real life superheroes.

If another person asks me for my whatsapp in the first 5 minutes of the convo, I’m going to lose it

💛💚❤️

A little older, Another year of memories, another reason to celebrate. Still smiling, still chasing sunsets, still finding joy in the smallest moments Forever a work in progress, Forever Grateful🙏

I bet you thought that you found the exit

But the exit only leads In

Know its lonely at the top

You need to make sure you watch They'll be smiling in your face While they're holdin the glock

I think it's my problem 😅😅 natural mean mug 🙄🙄😂

To Whom It May Concern

I can't find your post , but it's even hotter now

Agree or Disagree?

I rather read movie reviews before seeing a movie.

Agree or Disagree?

I would date someone who has opposite political views.

why i cant see my own post after post this??

Agree or Disagree?

I would date someone who is obsessed with taking selfies.

A series of tubes

🔥🥵

Agree or Disagree?

I would respond to a profile pic that looks like a thirst trap regardless if it’s real or not.

Agree or Disagree?

I have very high expectations when dating