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Darius
Darius

2mo

ENTP

Sagittarius

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My idea of home defense is exactly how our (USA) founding fathers intended.

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

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Lorena
Lorena

2mo

INTJ

Cancer

Darius, that’s a lot of drama! In California I have to wait until they’ve gotten pass my three guard dogs, broken into my home, before I can put a bullet through his eyeball via Daisy my Glock 19.

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Tom
Tom

2mo

INTJ

Libra

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So I guess the perimeter mines of bouncing betties with the interior of claymores motion triggered might be a bit much ..

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Sam
Sam

2mo

ENFJ

Gemini

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Rapscallion 🤣🤣

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Natasha
Natasha

2mo

INTP

Cancer

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Brilliant 👌

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Kyle
Kyle

2mo

INTJ

Libra

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I'm just gonna grab my side-by-side, but you do you 🖤

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