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Posted Saturday, May 25, 2024
29d
INTJ
Libra
You knew this...
How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.
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Capricorn
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Boss wouldn't notice him
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Taurus
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Scorpio
☺️
I quite my job at the helium gas factory I refuse to be spoken to in that tone
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INFJ
Scorpio
😁
What does a robot do after sex? He nuts and bolts
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Gemini
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7d
INTJ
Capricorn
Happy Father’s Day ❤️ Why did the bald dad use his credit card at the wig shop? Toupee.
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INTP
Scorpio
Dad Joke
My dad found a bunch of potatoes all over the kitchen. He got mad and he yelled, "who mashed my kitchen up!?"
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9d
INFJ
Scorpio
😊
I come from a family of failed magicians I have 2 half sisters
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13d
ISFJ
Sagittarius
What do you call a sad coffee?
A depresso.
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10d
ESFJ
Taurus
Just when you thought I was gone..
Yesterday I was washing the car with my son.. He said "dad can't you just use a sponge?"
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11d
ESFP
Capricorn
Dad jokes in a 2 gallon hat
Yes, that’s me. #silly #funny #dadjokes
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INTJ
Libra
Theology matters
What is between heaven and earth? "And"
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19d
INTJ
Libra
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Of a feather
What type of birds stick together? Vel-crows
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16d
INTP
Libra
Friday dad joke
How does a penguin build his house? Igloos it together!
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17d
INTP
Libra
Thursday Morning Dad Joke
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten. It takes ten tickles.
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Scorpio
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INFJ
Scorpio
😁
As a family we couldn't decide to have nana buried or cremated In the end we let her live
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14d
INFJ
Scorpio
😁
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INTJ
Aquarius
Har har har
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19d
INTJ
Libra
So much groan...
Never play poker with cows. The steaks are too high.
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12d
INFP
Sagittarius
🤓🤓
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22d
ENFP
I just had twins, I named one of them Pete
I named the other one RePete 😂
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18d
INTP
Libra
2:30am Dad Joke
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
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#funny
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1mo
INFJ
Gemini
What happens when frogs park illegally?
#dadjokes #jokes #ncis
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1mo
ISTP
Libra
Deaf
3 years ago my doctor told me i was going deaf I havent heard from him since
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29d
ENFP
Leo
🤓🐟
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14d
INFJ
Scorpio
😁
I brought a Christmas tree the other day the cashier said you putting it up yourself? "I said" no I was thinking the living room
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26d
INFJ
Scorpio
😁
I was once kidnapped by mimes They did unspeakable things to me
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16d
INTJ
Libra
Penny wisdom
Why are piggy banks so wise? They are filled with common cents.
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21d
ESTJ
Pisces
There are more like this..
I think my wife is putting adhesives on my firearms. She denies it, but I'm sticking to my guns.
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#dadjokes
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29d
INTJ
Libra
Racing
Why did the orange lose the race? It ran out of juice.
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1mo
ISTJ
Aries
If your Tesla gets stolen, is it called an Edison now?
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#dadjokes
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22d
ESFJ
Taurus
Just a few more
Have you ever tried archery blindfolded? You don't know what your missing.
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1mo
ISFJ
Sagittarius
😂
I told a joke over a Zoom meeting and no one laughed. Turns out I'm not remotely funny.
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28d
INFJ
Scorpio
😊
I quit my job in a helium factory today I refuse to be spoken to in that tone
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1mo
INTP
Pisces
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
Because it was inside the chicken! Thanks folks I'll be here all week.
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1mo
ISTP
Libra
Hands
If you have two whole chicken on your right hands and 10 eggs on your left hands. What do you have? Big hands
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#funny
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1mo
INFJ
Gemini
What's wrong?
#funny #dadjokes #jokes #humor #humour
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24d
ESTJ
Pisces
This is a title.
I got tasered once. It was stunning.
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#dadjokes
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1mo
ISTP
Libra
Color
What's blue but not very heavy Light blue
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