😁

Discipline left me on read 😂

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I’m too shy

☺️

😁😂

❄️🌞

Can't wait to stop complaining about the cold weather and start complaining about the hot weather

Oh Yeah

😅

You know, this is not… going to end peacefully 😂

Hey 👋🏻

WEEEE!!!! 🐸🪩🦝

Grindr

Last time an older guy asked me what Grindr was, I told him it's a wingman program, guys help you find a date... 😆 CHAOS!

🤣🙉

Love is in the air…😈😂

Glow check: ✔️ stressed, ✔️ pressed, ✔️ trying my best.

☔

Perfect 🤌

Friday feeling 🤭🤣

Sa.va.ge

Onion rings 💍

dangerous wordplay

I've never been on Boo👻😅😅

✨ Art to the Fart ✨

I’m working on my inner glow…

😆

But some things do change

😄

😆

Hehe nice

I brought instant chai to work because we only have bagged "chai" tea bags at work (I know chai means tea) and my Bangladeshi coworker who I told could have some if he wanted, he said "Spicy. Not too sweet." And I know "Not too sweet" is basically the highest compliment possible 🤣🤣🤣🤣

A car in the parking has eyelashes

I really need to know whos car is this. But I have to go.

Lmao

My mom and I talking about this new pizza place she ordered from. Me: I should make a complaint- My mom: Yeah don't burn the pizza! Me: Well I was gonna say how do they not have the boneless chicken I wanted... I was looking forward to those. My mom: Oh yeah Of course they didn't have my order... read more

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❤️

🤔🤔🤔

🤪

🤣🤣🤣

Happy Friday!

😮

Anyone want a Shaq snack? I got you

😔

just saw someone my age being extremely talented. day ruined.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Orthodontic pain olympics

Good news, I can afford dental care and got x rays done. Bad news they asked if I was hit in the face with a blunt object lol.