A priest is putting out hymn books when a man walks in with no arms. The priest says "can i help you my son?" Father i have had a lifetime dream to ring the steeple bell do you think i can do that today? the priest looks at him and says Yes my son, but i dont want to be indelicate but you have no arms how will you do this? the man replied, i think i have it figured out. I can go show you if you like. so they climbed up the steeple tower where the man stood in front of the bell. He suddenly leaned back then slamed his head and face into the bell. It made a loud gong, but then came back, hit the man and knocked him out of the tower to the ground. the priest rushed downstairs to see the man laying there, obviously dead. A small crowd had gathered and asked him... What happened father? do you know this man? NO, the priest replied, but his face rings a bell.

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