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Kōrerotia mai ētahi mahi ahurei hei mahi māku! Ko ēhea kāore e hiahia ana ki te hoko mea hou me ērā atu kōrero, kāore au i te mōhio he aha ahau i whakaaro ai kei te tere ake te haere o te wā i tōna tikanga, kāore he hoa, kāore he whānau, kāore he tangata kei tō taha, ā, ki te pono, he pai ki ahau…pānui atu

Te Waehere Whakarongo Kōrero a ngā Tāne: He aha i Kati ai te Kōrero a ngā Tāne, ā, ka Hinga ai ngā Hononga

He nui ā tātou kōrero mō ngā kare ā-roto, engari kia pono: he tino uaua te noho hei tāne. Mai i te tamarikitanga, ka whakatōngia ki roto i a rātou te whakaaro tauwhāiti mō te “tāne tūturu” me pakari, kaua e amuamu, me manawanui. Nā reira, ka pakeke ake te tangata he ahi kei roto i a ia, engari he…pānui atu

Kei te noho kore utu i roto i tōku hinengaro i tēnei wā

Te Okotahi Anake - PARAMORE https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=-J7J_IWUhls&si=f2Yoktj_3cVm3-Yr I a au e tamariki ana, i kite au I taku pāpā e tangi ana, e kanga ana i te hau I whati ia i tōna ake ngākau, ā, i mātakitaki au I a ia e ngana ana ki te whakatika anō Ā, i oati taku māmā e kore rawa ia…( whakatikahia )pānui atu

Te waiata kāore i oti

Ko Rose of Dawn anake te waiata kāore i oti i a māua. Ki te pātai mai tētahi he aha tā māua waiata pai rawa, ka kī tonu māua, ko tā māua waiata e whai ake nei! Nā te mea, i te āhua nei, he pai ake ia waiata i tō mua. Ā, ko tēnei te waiata whakamutunga. He pai ake hoki i te nuinga o ngā mea i mahia…pānui atu

Mā te totoro nui ka kore te pūtau roro e mau tonu.

Kia maumahara ki te totoro kia noho wairangi tonu!

He tika rānei tērā? Ka kaukau mā roto i te mamae kia mōhio ai ki te oranga kua kōwhiria?

He tika rānei te... ĀHUA? Herea tō hinengaro kia whāngai ai i ngā tamariki me te wahine?

He maha tonu taku rongo i tēnei...

Ka rongo au i ngā tāne e kī ana, “Kei ngā turi te roro o ngā kōtiro” (Kei ngā turi te roro o ngā kōtiro), ā, ka kata au, pērā i ngā katakata katoa. Ka kata tonu au ahakoa ka kī koe mō ngā tama. Engari, ki ahau ake, kāore au e whakapono ki tēnā. He whakapae whānui noa iho. Ka pōhēhē tātou he iti…pānui atu

🏛️ Te Rerewhāwhā Whakawai: Te Kite i te Mahanga a te Tokomaha.

He whakaata hinengaro tēnei toi tuhinga, e kore e piko, mō te hunga ka whai matapōkeretia i te mano. Ina tere rawa te neke a tētahi kōtaha, a tētahi āhuatanga rānei, ka kukume i a koe ki ngā koromeke kare ā-roto, ki ngā kōrero iti tere rānei, ka oho tō pūoko ā-roto mō tētahi take. Ehara tōu mōhio…pānui atu

He pātai noa iho, nā te mea kāore taku roro e moe 😅

Ki ōu whakaaro, he mea hei whakaora mā tātou ngā wāhanga pōuri rawa o roto i a tātou… he wāhanga rānei ēnā o tō tātou tuakiri, pēnei tonu i ngā wāhanga pai?

He tino iti te whakaaro mō te noho ā-tinana

*whakakī ngākau*

Ina ko tō hinengaro tō hoariri kino rawa.

Ka taea rānei te whakamutu noa i ngā whakaaro. Kāore rānei e taea e au te whai hinengaro mārie mō te wā kotahi. Tēnā, ka taea rānei e au te whakamutu i te whakaaro mōna.

KĀORE NGA WĀHI KATOA E TĀHAI I Ō WHAKAPAPA. KA HOATIA E RĀTOU KI A MĀTOU. 🌊✨

He kokonga iti kei te takutai Pōrana, i somewhere i Gdynia, e hiahia ana au ki te pupuri hei mea ngākau. 🤫 Ā, kātahi ka tae mai ngā ata pēnei i tēnei. Ngā ata e titiro ana te ao kāore e mōhiohia, i te wā tuatahi e pā ana ki a koe, he mea kāore e taea e koe te huri ki te wāhi rōpū. Kāore e kitea…pānui atu

Te tautoko pono

I tēnei rā, i oho ake au me te taumaha o te ngākau, te pōuri, te āmai, me te ānini māmā, ā, i te mokemoke hoki He rā noa iho tēnei mō ngā panonitanga taiaki i mua i te paheketanga Nā te mea ko au tēnei, i hiahia au ki tētahi hei whakawhirinakitanga māku Ki tētahi hei kōrero atu māku mō ēnei kare…pānui atu

Ina mārama tō ngākau me tō hinengaro, ka mōhio koe ki te pono tūturu 💝

Te Paradox o te Tauwhāinga: Ka kitea e koe te mea e rapu ana koe (Ahakoa kāore e reira)

I ngā meneti ruarua i mua, i kōrero au ki tētahi taitamariki nō Peru e tino hiahia ana ki tētahi hoa. I te mea e pārekareka ana mātou, ka puta mai i te kore, ka mea ia e aroha ana ia ki ngā tāne pakeke, e rapu ana ia i tētahi "suggar", ā, ka pātai ia mēnā ka taea e au te utu ki a ia. I tango au i…pānui atu

Keke Roro

E tino whakakake ana ahau i te ahua o tēnei! Te wa tuatahi me te tikanga hou. Te wehi me te (tēnā) reka!

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Kei te whakaaro au me tirotirohia pea ahau mō te mate o ngā ia toto ririki o te roro (CSVD), nā te mea he tino nui tōku atrophy whānui o te roro mō te tangata o tōku pakeke, ā, he atrophy anō hoki o ngā rau o te cerebellum.

Kohu roro tino kino 🤣🤣

Kaore e taea e koe te whakawhirinaki ki to roro

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Ka te pā te tangata e whakapono ana ahau ki a ia ki ahau, kāore e rehita noa iho e taku roro te wā. Ka tīmata te whakahoki i ngā maumahara katoa e pā ana ki a ia, e pātai ana he aha te mea pono, he aha te mea kāore. Ā, koia te wāhanga e tino pā mai ana. Kāore te mahi, engari ko te ngaro ohorere o…pānui atu

E mātakitaki ana i te Toa Mōrearea me te kai i ngā gāmi roro 🙂‍↕️

E raru ana ki te moe

I hiahia au ki te moe i te 9.... Kua hurihia e au, kua huri, a, kāore e taea e au te whakatā i te roro. Kei te raru tetahi i ngā raru pēnei? Anei he whakaahua o taku pakitara me taku rama whakamīharo.

Pūhā

Taku roro i te wā e whai pūhā ana mātou, e kōrero ana mō ngā pūhā

Aroha mai .. he aha koe i pēnei ai ..

Au e mātakitaki ana i te pouaka whakaata : 😌 Taku roro : kāore e taea, e hiahia ana mātou ki te ako i te reo Arapi me ngā hieroglyphics Ihipiana.... Au : āe, kāore e taea ... pea i te wā ka whai mai...... Roro : INAE, I TE INAE, AKO I TE KĀINGA !! Taku ADHD e tīmata ana te hiahia hou :

Pātai (mō ngā whakangahau)

He aha tāu e kī ana hei superpower IRL? Mēnā me whiriwhiri, ko taku ko te āheinga ki te kai i ngā pākete nui o te aihikirimi kāore e pā mai te pāwera roro.( whakatikahia )

🧠🎸 KAUA E WEHI — ā, kātahi… KĀORE RĀTOU I TE MŌHIO KI TĀ RĀTOU E MAHI NEI.

Mēnā ko Be Not Afraid te wā i mutu ai taku whakarongo ki a Polyphia mai i waho… ko “They Know Not What They Do” te āhua nei he kuhu hōhonu atu anō ki roto i ō rātou hinengaro. 🖤 Ā, whai muri i te pāhotanga ora o te 23/24 o Oketopa, he rerekē rawa taku rongo ki tēnei waiata. Nā te mea, ka nui ake…pānui atu

Te reo Pākehā tere vs taku roro e pātea ana 🤷🏻‍♀️😂

Māori ki taku taringa 🥶

Kei te pātea ahau ki te puka puoro a TROY e pā ana ki ngā tohu. He pai katoa ngā waiata. Engari, i ngā wā katoa ka rongo ahau i ngā kare ā-roto, ka waiata taku roro i te "extra, extra, pānuihia katoa, kei roto i ngā kare ā-roto a Mac, kāore e taea e ia te puta i reira"

He aha taku e huri ana?

I te mea he tangata pākiki ahau, kāore au i te pai ki ngā mea kākāriki, engari i tēnei wiki kua whakatau taku roro ki te whakahee. E toru ngā wā i oho mai au e hiahia ana ki tēnei. Kei te pā mai te raru o te ao kaumatua? 😂😂

Keke Roro

E tino whakakake ana ahau ki te ahua i puta mai ai tēnei! Ko te tuatahi i ahau ki te whakamātau i tētahi tikanga hou. He whakamataku, ā, (ko te tūmanako) he reka!

Te Mahi Rā: 7 Mātāpono o te Whakahaere Wā

Ko tēnei taku rārangi wā i tēnei wā. I te wā, kua kitea e au e whitu ngā tirohanga matua e pā ana ki te whakahaere wā, te hua, me te āhua e whakahaere ai tātou i ā tātou ake hinengaro me ngā tinana. 1. Te Whakaakoranga Hā Ka pupuri ngā tinana i te pūngao, ā, ko te hā te taputapu hei whakahaere i…pānui atu

Taku roro adhd

Koa, kaua e whakapohehe. Ko aku tuhinga kei te reo Ingarihi, engari kei te rere taku roro i te 1% reo Ingarihi me te 99% Google Translate. Mēnā ka mutu taku whakautu i te ohorere, kei te moe taku hoa kaiwhakamāori. 🧍🏻‍♀️

2 ngā pūtau roro e whawhai ana mō te tuunga tuatoru

I tata ia ki te whakaaro 🤣🤣( whakatikahia )

Me whakarite te roro i tetahi atu huarahi hei noho tika mō te urupā. He momo rerekē tērā.

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Kia ora, e hiahia ana au ki te mohio ki nga kaiwhaiwhai kpop noa. Kaore he tangata pōrangi HAHA, ko wai te rōpū e hono ana ki a koe? He kaiwhaiwhai multi BG au (SKZ, Cortis, Ateez, BTS me Enhypen) engari ko taku tino rōpū ko SKZ. Ano, ko wai āu kaiwhai? Nā te mea i roto i taku roro, ko aku kaiwhai…pānui atu

SCREWTAPE 🖤🎸 — KA AHA KA TUPU INA KORE E WHAI ANA TE WHAKAARO O TIM HENSON I NGĀ TIKANGA?

He waiata ka pōwhiri i a koe kia uru mai. He waiata ka wero i a koe. Ā, kātahi ka puta ko SCREWTAPE. Neke atu i te tekau tau ahau e whakarongo ana ki a Polyphia, ā, i whakaaro ahau kua tino mārama ahau ki te ao puoro e waihangatia tahitia ana e Tim Henson, Scott LePage, Clay Gober me Clay…pānui atu

🎧 KOTAHI WAIATA. E ONO AO. ME TĒTAHI WĀHINE KĀORE I RITE KI TĒNEI. 🖤🔥

I ētahi wā ka tūtohu mai tētahi i tētahi waiata. Ka pēhi koe i te pātene purei, ka whakarongo, ka mihi, kātahi ka haere tonu. Ā, i ētahi wā... ka tukuna mai e tētahi ko Josh te ingoa he ao puoro ki a koe, me te kore whakatūpato mai tērā pea kāore he ara hoki. 😂🖤 Josh, nāu ahau i tuku mai ai a…( whakatikahia )pānui atu