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It is my opinion that mosquitoes, for all of our annoyances, have stealth cloaking technology.

Seriously, ever tried to follow one with your eyes? They ALL vanish like a fart in a windstorm.

39 Single and having an existential crisis

I am 39, but I feel great and I get to enjoy my life doing what I love that I could not do because I thought I needed a relationship to be happy. It does get lonely being a single older fart, especially since I am new to the area I am living in and feel like an outcast after and I spent my entire... read more

He just ruined my night.

Settling into bed for the night and dude let's out a straight sulfur bomb of a fart while sleeping. At least he's cute, if unaware.

Random thoughts 😅😁😬

I was thinking: I really want a relationship to grow old with?..Because when I get home...I relax, I do nothing and fart, little, really smelly farts...I don't think I'm ready to give that up... Until I feel completely comfortable with the other person, I'll have to hold in my little... read more

Never trust a fart

It’s official!

I’m an old fart 🤣😂🤣