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Don't take things too serious

Make a fart joke once in a while. :D Lmao XD

A day in my life as a Chud

Lifting weights, eat, poop, gaming, fart and repeat 🔂

May your stress turn into a fart and leave your body

Hangout

Any open minded women has such a thing or be willing to fart around me when we hang out

Fart Touch

But for disease's. Can't give it back to the person that gave it to you, and you can get multiple diseases. You can always pass it on, but you have to live with the guilt

I couldn't be a bot

I make too many mistakes & I fart

39 Single and having an existential crisis

I am 39, but I feel great and I get to enjoy my life doing what I love that I could not do because I thought I needed a relationship to be happy. It does get lonely being a single older fart, especially since I am new to the area I am living in and feel like an outcast after and I spent my entire… read more

Inflatable doll fart pranks 😆 🤣 😂

That last one got me with the guy in bear doll and the fish 😆 🤣 😭😭😭 (edited)

Could a fart propel u into space?

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In my spare time I like to fart on crowded elevators. Which is wrong on so many levels

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Fart away lol

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I'm doing the same online yoga routine every morning as the instructor says doing it daily will help improve the flow of the difficult moves. And like clockwork everytime she does a specific pose she says "Its good for digestion." And I fart like its a cue without even thinking about it… read more

Hey there, maybe im just an old fart. Whats the number angel wing and another number mean??

He just ruined my night.

Settling into bed for the night and dude let's out a straight sulfur bomb of a fart while sleeping. At least he's cute, if unaware.

✨ Art to the Fart ✨

It is my opinion that mosquitoes, for all of our annoyances, have stealth cloaking technology.

Seriously, ever tried to follow one with your eyes? They ALL vanish like a fart in a windstorm.

Are there pranks/jokes from the beginning of humanity still around

The human condition hasn't really changed from ancient times do you think that there is a universal prank/joke that hasn't changed since the start. The only thing i can think of is fart jokes or farting at inopportune timing. Toilet humour has and always be around. Anything else that is equally… read more

If they talk behind your back fart.

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Joke1 How does darth vader like he's toast? On the dark side Joke2 In my spare time I like to fart on crowded elevators It's wrong on so many levels. Joke3 Why did Santa have to close his toy factory? Elf and safety (edited)

Bottle ketchup farts

Do you still find it funny when you squeeze a ketchup bottle and it makes fart sounds?

If you plan to get a big dog, especially a mastiff, know that they fart shamelessly and loud...

Toxic fumes

My boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch with the dog between us, just sharing a moment. Then I get this whiff of something absolutely foul. I pulled back and asked my boyfriend, "did you fart?" He looks at me "No?", "I just smelled something horrible!" "My love, I swear I didn't." (He usually… read more

Yo

Who's fault is ot of you rip one in public and a stranger smells it, but stays In fart range just to argue about the smell?

Autobiography

I'm starting my autobiography tonight its going to be called (If a fart could chip a tooth...) (edited)

Anime F̶u̶n̶ fact of the day: THE FART SOUND EFFECTS FOR YANI NEKO WERE PROVIDED BY HER VOICE ACTRESS

Voice actress Yuko Natsuyoshi took her dedication to a whole new level, revealing that the fart noises for her character in the anime Yani Neko are not library sound effects. She actually produces them herself. During a special broadcast, the lead star admitted she places her hand over her lips to… read more

Yesterday I was quite annoyed tbh...when I thought logic wasn't met. But it must have been my fault for being on my period.... and expecting men in their 40s to 50s to clean up after themselves..

It must be a me thing. Yet some of those call themselves logical. It isn't even part of my job to clean up... it is to supervise.. the guy that is meant to supervise with me...what did he do? Make three breakfasts for himself, take a dump, then say "I'll do this one"... [what the flying fart do… read more

When wanting to say something but having difficulty with finding the words

A lot of the time I end up feeling I am having a hard time trying to think of what would be the nice thing to say, or just when I'm in the mood to socialize on here. Don't get me wrong. I love being on the site. It lets me feel like I'm a gamer again. But even I have times when I feel like I have a… read more

Sims fart

"what's true love?", if y'all can comfortably fart around each other I think that's true love 🗿

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In my spare time I like to fart on crowded elevators. Which is wrong on so many levels (edited)

The day my fart followed me home my whole life changed .

Well I got my gaming desktop up and operational. Also it’s my fart that is the instrument of the great journey

Whoa

That fart sounded like I was zipping up a tent. 😮

Sometimes it's not just a fart.

Fart

Peace 👌

Don't fart in an apple store

There's no windows 😜