Uluntu lwe-Foot

Isingeniso: Isithembiso Esangcangcazelayo Emasangweni

(isingeniso sidelele kunale, kodwa kukho umda apha) UHelios wavuka phambi kokuphuma kwelanga, igumbi limnyama ngokupheleleyo. Wahlala ebhedini, emamele. Ngokwesiqhelo, ngelo xesha, wayesiva isandi esiqhelekileyo sokuxova likatata wakhe, izihlangu zakhe zidlula phantsi ukuya emthonjeni wamanzi,…funda okungakumbi

Supernatural - Isizini esithandwayo kunye/nokuba umjikelo?

Uqala kwakhona ukubukela i-supernatural. Ndicinga ukuba le yi-3rd? Ndiphumelele kwi-S1E1. Bendiza kuqala kwi-SG1 S1E1 kwaye ndaphazamiseka lol! S3E3 Umjikelo weRabbits foot, umculo omkhulu 👌( ilungisiwe)

Prologue: Isithembiso kwiGates

(my original story in the making) UHelios wavuka phambi kwelanga. Ubumnyama bukhangele kwiindawo ezithile zefestile, kwaye ngexesha elithile, walala phantsi, elalela. Into ibingafani. Ngeli xesha, wayejolise kumphunga wesikhumba sikayise, umphunga oqinileyo wezicathulo zakhe ezihamba ziya…funda okungakumbi

Uhlangane nomhlobo omtsha

Uhlangane nalo mfana obambelela emlenzeni wam ngelixa ndihamba emsebenzini weyard namhlanje. I-frog ethulileyo. Ndiyibize ngokuba nguFreddy haha imvelo iyamangalisa.

Ndavuma, ndahamba kwi-fur con eWisconsin

Ndiyinkwenkwe encinane ngasekunene, ndifumene indoda ephakamileyo ngonyawo olunye😭

Nkosi, ndifumane indoda yeentaba. Ukuba ungumlenze omkhulu, makube njalo. Ndicela ukuba kube ngumlenze omkhulu othetha umnqweno. Amen

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Kutheni abantu abanomfanekiso wezinyawo bengawini nantoni na? Ngokuba bathanda ukunambitha ukonakala

Umgaqo ngumgaqo, akukhathaleki ukuba wenziwe ngothuli, ndiza kuhamba ngezinyawo ezingenabantu ngenxa yakho.

Unyawo olukhoyo kwindlela efanelekileyo

Ndandixelelwa ukuba kufuneka ndiqale ukushicilela inkqubo ethathwa ukwenza ubuciko bam, ngoko nantsi umjikelo wokuzilolonga

Umvuzo

Ixesha lokukhupha imbewu kwi-15 foot variety yam! Ndifuna nje umntu onokuthetha naye onokuthi abe neentshukumo ezifanayo zokulima okanye uhambo okanye nokuphumla.

Umsebenzi

Ndiyathanda ukuba neenkokheli ezingaqondi nokuba ubuchwepheshe esisebenzisa nsuku zonke, zishiya umphakathi wonke kwiinyawo ukuze bakwazi ukubuza “kungani ulimala?” 🖕

Iimbongi ezichasayo

"Ukungabandakanyi kungabonakala njengomnikelo, njengoko indoda engabandakanyiyo ingenamathando omkayo; nangona kunjalo, lowo uhlala yedwa ubonisa ingqondo entle—ngokuqinisekileyo akayonto. Cinga ngababhishobhi, umzekelo, abakhetha ukusebenzisa abafazi babanye. Ukuba ukuthatha umkayo bekungumsebenzi…funda okungakumbi

Hamba uye kulendawo yeendlela eziphezulu zomhlaba

ILadakh, okanye ilizwe leepase eziphezulu, ewe sihlula kabini. Ukugibela kwiintaba ezingenabantu ezingenamoya emanzini apholileyo anokuncinane, bekufana nohambo lwezithuthi, kwaye ewe, ukunyathela emhlabeni ophakamileyo wepase bekufana nokunyathela kwiinyanga. Ngoko ke umphakathi. Ndiza kubuyela…funda okungakumbi

Iphiko lekhukhu likhulu kunezitho zayo 😹😹

Tic Tic Tic

(Intro) (Ooh-ooh-ooh...) (Oh! ewe...) Ithuba elide, ukuhamba kuyabheda Ngemisebenzi emininzi, ndiziva ndingaphilanga Nangona abantu bahlola—konke endikukholelwayo kukuba Ixesha lithetha tic- tic -tic... (Verse 1) I-inbox iyakhala, iimeko ziqinile Ndikhangela iimpukane kum light ye-monitor Umqolo…funda okungakumbi

Ngaba abafazi bathanda kuphela amadoda anemitha eziyi-6?

Ndikhuluma njengo midget onemitha eziyi-5’9( ilungisiwe)

Uhlengahlengiso lweemva kunye neentloko alunconywa ngokwaneleyo

Ngaba ndiyedwa onomthandi wokuhlengahlengisa iimva kuphela? Umphumo ombi, nangona kunjalo, kukubuhlungu kwiimva emva koko. Haha. Ndiyawuthanda umphumo wezinyawo. Ubuhlungu kakhulu kum.

Meet Mr. Haus

Ityala elibomvu lempungushe

Abafumani bahlala...

Jonga into endiyifumene ikhulisa ngasekhabhathini lemini. Ndiyacinga ukuba zingadliwa? Into ithi kum ukuba zininzi kwi smoking 😂🍄( ilungisiwe)

Singayeka na ukuzibulala ngezinyawo zethu?

Ndibe ndishiywe ngexesha elininzi ngelixa ndigcina umnyango wam uvulekile ukuze ndifumane ithuba lokuhlangana nomntu wam. Ndibe nomfo ophumelele ukungandixeleli ukuba ungumgibeli de kube sekupheleni kokuhlangana, ndibe namadoda angalaleli kwaye aphosa iingxaki zabo, ndibe namadoda aphela emaskini…funda okungakumbi

Ngaba ukufuna umntu othile ngokusekelwe kumzimba kuyaphambuka?

Ndithanda abafazi abanobuso obude okanye obunjengokhula. Kwaye umntu ongakhululekanga kakhulu. Ngaphandle koko, akukho nto ibalulekileyo, ubuhlanga, umbala wesikhumba okanye ukuphakama. Ungaba ngu 4.2" okanye umphakamo we 7 feet. Ngaba kubi okanye kuyimisela?( ilungisiwe)

Ngaba ubuntu b realmente b importante ekuqaleni?

Uninzi lwabantu luhlola incwadi ngombala kwaye alunikezeli ixesha okanye injongo yokuphanda ngaphezulu. Ewe, kwabanye amalungu omphakathi ophikisanayo kufuneka bafumane omnye umntu ephysically attractive ukuze baqale ukuhamba nabo. Uninzi lwabantu luzama ukubonisa ubuhle babo kodwa wonke umntu…funda okungakumbi

Swiggity swoot, ndiza kulandela le nyawo

Ungayigxeki imlenze ekukhokhela yona

Jonga umphambili wam!?

I-sigle entsha ikhishwe ;) Ungathanda ukuyifisela inhlanhla?

Ucinga ngokuzidla yonke imisebenzi yam ukuze ndithathe i-45 imizuzu ye-foot spa ngoku. 🫠

Kufuneka ndilungiselele umsebenzi kodwa....andazi...ndicinga ukuba ndingayithokozela i-foot massage esheshayo. 🤣

Intshukumo yeMelon

Ngomhla ngamnye ndibona malunga neenyawo ezinye zokukhula, kuyamangalisa

Chamonix-Mont-Blanc 🇫🇷🏔️

Idolophu emnandi yeentaba ezisecaleni kweMont Blanc, i-pikhi ephezulu eNtshona yeYurophu . Ikwi-Alps, ngqo emngceleni weFransi neItaly . Ndiyathanda le ndawo 💞 Iimfuno zam zokuqala eFransi, Chamonix-Mont-Blanc, Ubusika 2025

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ngoku ndikhona, kodwa kungekudala ndiza kuba ubomi obungakhumbulwanga ngu anyone, njengoko ndingazange ndifike kule ndawo nhlobo 🕳️

Umfana ophucukileyo

Bendihlamba indawo yam yokusebenza ndafumana le. Umntwana othile uyehlela ekhaya noGoku (mhlawumbi) ongena nenyawo 😆

De kube umhlaba uthelekisa unyawo lwam

Ndiyenze, ekugqibeleni ndifumene umfanekiso omhle nekhati yam.

Nangona umva wakhe ungenasiphelo.

Usuku lokuhlamba iTank

Ndinikeze iTank yam yeMbuna engama 6 feet utshintsho lwamanzi nolwando.( ilungisiwe)

Ingca ingcono? 🌱

Kwihlabathi leenketho ezingapheliyo, sikhumbula ngakumbi kunakuqala. Siguqule uxhumano lwabantu lube yikhathalogu yokuthenga. Sihlala kwiifoni zethu, sikhangela ubuso njengoko sikhangela ijakethi entsha, sikhumbula ngokupheleleyo ukuba ngasemva kwiprofile nganye kukhona umphefumlo ophilayo ofuna…funda okungakumbi

Ixesha elibi kakhulu lokuba unyawo lwakho luqale ukungcangcazela kukuba uqhuba ngo-100 kwi-highway

Ndiphumelele njani?

Emva kweminyaka emihlanu yokusebenza kuloo ndawo, ubungozi bokucinga ukuba ndinobuhlobo, ndiphumelele njani? Umjikelo wam wokugqibela owawundiphosa emntwini waba ngowokufumanisa ukuba umhlobo wam uShelly, iminyaka emininzi, ubonakale engumntu ophosa yonke imicimbi yam emsebenzini. Phambi kokuba…funda okungakumbi

ndiyavuma xa ehlula umphakathi wam 😌