Pee Community

My mind is so against sleeping at a normal time whatsoever

Been trying since just after 12 and am just here, existing in the cold and needing a pee again...

Cuteness overload

How is it legal to be this cute? Also I have to pee 😭

meow

my cots pee and kalamata hehe…yes these are their actual names. the doctor always laugh when he opens their passports especially pee’s

When you finally get comfortable 😭

When I'm finally comfortable in bed but I need to pee. 🥹

Fertilizer

Every year we pee this bush a few times, and every year it blooms more beautiful. Conclusion: The world needs more peeing? (edited)

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I don't know if my mum's dogs did an actual pee in their water bowl or she put something in their water 💁. Judging by the colour I'm assuming it's dog pee . Mum is not gonna be happy with her 2 terrors 🤣

I’ve seen so many people here posting about breaking up with their foreign partners because of all the restrictions they had to live with. I won’t mention the nationality 😂

Apparently, they weren’t even allowed to do basic things like flush the toilet after every use. Nope. They had to pee several times before they were “allowed” to flush. Washing clothes too often was also apparently forbidden. 😭😭😭😭😭😭 Honestly, just hearing this makes me LOSE my mind. I never… read more

Hahaha

I've been over it for years. The dating pool is mostly filled with pee lmao.

I have to pee but I've already accepted I'm gonna die here

At least 2/3 are comfortable. (edited)

Like a bear in hibernation

Being on your monthly energy at 2am needing to pee and suddenly feeling your stomach growl and you wont be able to ignore it so you stand in the kitchen in your undies shoving cold roti and cold dal into your mouth like an animal, chug mango juice and scurry back to bed like a pack rat In my feral… read more

PSA : I need to pee. "What is something nobody asked for, Alex?" (Jeopardy! Reference)

You're welcome. Have a good day.

"I" wash my hands both before and after I pee. (edited)

What's the first thing you do after waking up and getting out of bed? Drink water, wash your face, brush your teeth, pee? Any weirder than that?

She is normally only this cuddly when she has an upset tummy

Luckly had no surprises last night and she was just cuddly Edit: Nvm... she tried to pee on my bed after i poasted this..... (edited)

Tee Pee Trail

I love that it's the end of January and it's nearly 80°

Remember folks: Pee upon thine enemy to assert thy dominance.

Who else gotta pee like 4 times in the night

Pee Wee Gaskins

Has anyone read his autobiography?

Look in the mirror

I see profiles, not men, but women...that say something along the lines of All the men are garbage Everyone I've met on here has been horrible The dating pool is full of pee Yet fail to see that they are the ones choosing these people.. Maybe those tall handsome guys with money aren't the trophy… (edited) read more

Tee Pee Curios, Route 66 Tucumcari, New Mexico

Tee Pee Curios originally opened as a gas station. In 1948, it operated as Leland Haynes Grocery, Meats & Curios, and by 1960 it had become Jene’s Trading Post, the original gas pumps were removed and the distinctive teepee-style entrance was added when Route 66 was widened in 1959. The striking… read more

Speed or not to pee.

Releasing ancient demons from their sleep forever spell

So they can walk upon the Earth And get resituated And hock the diet pills that MC Pee Pants hath created.

The dating pool def has pee in it

Anyone else struggling to meet anyone?

True story

When you pee on the system, it gets wet. When the system pees on you, you drown.

Some interesting fun facts about me

Fun fact bout me : 1. I’d loved bakery like doughnuts,etc but not liked pastry like puff,croissant,etc 2. ⁠I’d loved eating noodle & ramen than rice 3. ⁠i had sweet tooth and dessert, ice cream, pudding & milky & creamy like chocolate & biscoff flavor 4. I had allergies seafood so i just only eat… (edited) read more

I'm gonna share an advice, that I gave to my friend when she said that her husband's sister hates her... "-Pee on her face to assert your dominance... -"

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We can use a cheek swab to read some ones entire genetic code women can pee on a stick and find out if they are pregnant both these are painless and non invasive yet after decades diabetes still requires pain and invasive testing why is this even those new disks have a needle that goes inside you… read more

They are putting something in water that makes you pee.