How would you know if an esper is depressed?

Racheal

4d

ISFP

Pisces

just sleep

Reka

10d

ISTJ

Leo

🤓

Nature heals me, but mosquitoes make sure I don’t get too happy.

Racheal

5d

ISFP

Pisces

😂

Kelly

15d

INFP

Aries

Ninjas Want Our Footwear!

Say we're attacked by ninjas and they're all wielding swords - let's say Shinobi with ninjatō for the sake of clarity. They've come from an alternate time line where the future is feudal Japan. They need our shoes and are willing to kill us for them. Are we walking back barefoot or do you have a... read more

Eugenia

5mo

ENFP

Pisces

6

7

Cunibolism

I hope the translation worked out 😁 (edited)

Nadiia

7d

INTJ

Gemini

8

7

Annoying moments of “not this time sociable”

Ashley

16d

ISFP

Sagittarius

6

7

Badum tss

Eugenia

5mo

ENFP

Pisces

6

7

Cute little pike

Jacob

17d

ISFJ

Scorpio

6

7

Soul Mate

So, I used to think my soul mate was out there somewhere, but more realistically her mom was a swallower.

Jesse

5mo

ENFJ

Pisces

6

5

Why cant you hear a psychologist use the bathroom?

Because the P is silent.

Ray

13d

INTP

Scorpio

8

7

I'm crunching the numbers

ꂵꁲꋖꋖシ

14d

INFP

Gemini

6

7

Did you know..

They aren't going to be making yardsticks any longer.

Andy

22d

INFP

Scorpio

6

5

😊

Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way

Grant

14d

INFJ

Leo

7

8

Did you hear about that guy who was caught selling fake fan-assisted ovens?

He received a convection for fraud.

Andy

20d

INFP

Scorpio

6

5

😊

Dogs can't operate MRI machines But catscan

Carl

2d

ISTP

Capricorn

6

5

What do you call a fly without wings?

Andy

20d

INFP

Scorpio

6

5

😁

What do you call it when batman skips church? Christian bale

Yas

26d

INTJ

Sagittarius

6

5

Give me a joke

Try to make me laugh

Andy

3mo

INFP

Scorpio

6

5

😁

I once read a book about glue I couldn't put it down

John

25d

INFP

Cancer

2

1

🎈

Jeremiah

8d

INTJ

Sagittarius

6

7

Be warned

I own this trash can, I use this trash can, I find it funny, if you don't like horrible dad joke puns we can't be friends 🤭

Andy

3mo

INFP

Scorpio

6

5

😁😊

What's faster hot or cold? Hot because you can catch a cold

Andy

3mo

INFP

Scorpio

6

5

😁

I wouldnt buy anything with velcro It's a totally rip-off

Grant

14d

INFJ

Leo

7

8

Have you ever seen that film about the cyborg police horse?

RoboClop?

Josh

11d

INTP

Sagittarius

6

5

Not to brag...

But if I were illegal, Ice would want me 😏

Andy

16d

INFP

Scorpio

6

5

😁

R.I.P boiling water You will be mist

Hydz

3mo

INFJ

Pisces

Is diz true???? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😜

Michael

17d

ENFP

Leo

7

8

Scientists recently combined the DNA of a Cheetah and the DNA of a crab. After that, things went sideways real fast.

Please don't hunt me down with pitchforks.

Charley

18d

ESFP

Cancer

🤣 😂

Andy

22d

INFP

Scorpio

6

5

😄

I adopted a dog from a blacksmith As soon as I brought him home, he made a bolt for the door

IonComan

3mo

INFJ

Aries

8

7

"What do you do for a living?"

Hi. "I am a fitness model. I am the before picture" 😎😁

Steven

19d

INTP

Aquarius

9

1

Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use a honeycomb.

חן

1mo

INFP

Aries

8

9

🤣

Andy

21d

INFP

Scorpio

6

5

😊

I washed the car with my son the other day. Apparently using a sponge is easier

Rita Monet

9mo

INFJ

Gemini

😴

#memes #funny #comedy #jokes .ctto

Andy

22d

INFP

Scorpio

6

5

😏

Shoplifters anonymous Helping people to help themselves

Madz

9mo

ENFP

Gemini

Have a dad joke!

Dad joke of the day: How does the moon cut his hair? .....Eclipse it. ^_^

Rita Monet

8mo

INFJ

Gemini

😴

#memes #funny #comedy #jokes .ctto

Rita Monet

11mo

INFJ

Gemini

No more errors this year.👀 Also me.😆

Happy New Year, Y'all! 😁 #memes #funny #comedy #jokes .ctto (edited)

Robert

3mo

ISFP

Taurus

8

7

A girl on Boo asked me why I had an unlit cigarette in my picture.

I told her I was just looking for a Match 🩵 (edited)

Rita Monet

12mo

INFJ

Gemini

When all else fails " Tears" 😆

Do not recommend! 😅 #memes #funny #comedy #jokes #forfun .ctto