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Aroha mai, he mea whakamiharo a Panam, ā, he tino pai te tangi o tana kaiwhakaari reo. Engari, e whakaaro ana au ko Judy te kōtiro pai, ā, i taea e au te tiki i te kihi ātaahua i runga i te ihu mai i a ia.

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Ka mohio koe ko wai koe. Kia mau ki te mōhio, ahakoa kua pāngia koe e te hē o te tangata, i tētahi rā, ka whakakotahi koe. No reira, piri ki ō uara. Haere i te rārangi atu. Homai te pātea kē. Murua.

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Kua mau ahau ki te kāinga mō ngā rā e toru, nō reira i haere ahau ki waho. I hiahia ahau ki te kite i te rā, ā, tērā pea ki te pa ki te tarutaru lol Kāore e pā mai ki taku puku pākiki, kei te whakahouhia au i muri i te tango i te niho mōhio 😭

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Ko te whakaaro kotahi i ngā whakaaro rerekē. I whakaaro au mō tētahi pō rā ngahau. Ka haere ki tētahi whare kēmu nui me te whai whakataetae ngahau, engari he pārekareka ki te tangata e noho ana au. A, i muri i te pārekareka o te tākaro i ngā kēmu ataata e rua, e hiahia ana māua ki te pārekareka. Ka…pānui atu

Puku ki te takoto

I kite au i te kōtaha o tētahi i tēnei rā, ā, i whakaaro au, "Ka tino pai te takoto i taku upoko ki tō rātou puku" ā, i te wā tonu ka riro tēnā hei rārangi hiahia mōku. Ka tino hiahia au ki te whai i tētahi ka taea e au te takoto i taku pātea ki a ia, ā, ka...hau.

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“Ko te tautohetohe ki nga poauau he rite ki te ngana ki te patu i te mokomoko kua tu i runga i to ihu. Ka taea e koe te patu, ka taea e koe te kore, engari i tetahi atu huarahi, ka mutu ka whiua koe i a koe anō.” — George Bernard Shaw 📚

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Hīmene ki te Puku o te Aroha

E te tino tangata, i tēnei pō ka kawea e au taku katoa he repuburika pōuri ki te repuburika whānui o tō puku. Ka tae au me taku pātea hei tono, taku waha hei waitohu o te wera, taku ringa e rua hei minita whakaiti e whakatū i ngā tiriti o te pāmahana i raro i tō manawa. I raro i tō kōpū—te…pānui atu

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Engari, i te wā e kore ai te tangata e aroha mai ki taku wā i te wā e mahi ana au i te awhina ki a rātou, ka kore au e aroha ki tā rātou wā i te tuatahi, hei whakaata i tā rātou whanonga, kātahi ka tango au i a rātou. He tino pai ki au te kite mēnā he hēkī rātou, ā, ka pōuri rātou mō ngā mea e…pānui atu

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Tūī Tūpato

I te kitenga o te tuahine o tētahi hoa, i kitea he tūī e mau ana ki tētahi hī ika i tōna waha. I kawea mai e ia, ā, i haere mātou ki te mahi kaipōti i ngā rori, me te whare pokanga i hangaia mai i tētahi tray McDonalds tawhito me te rama tepu 😅 I taea e mātou te tango i te (he tino pākiki!) hī…pānui atu

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I hangaia he barbacoa kanohi kau e te po i te taha. I runga i te rīwai, te cilantro, te queso fresco, me te salsa Verde.

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I raro i te rangi whetū

Title: "I Raro I Te Rangi Whetū" I te wā e noho ana a Marina i te moana, ko te rere me te hinga o te wai e whakaata ana i āna kare-ā-roto. I tēnei pō, i a ia e tū ana i runga i te papa o te poti tawhito a tōna koroua, e whiti ana te marama i ngā ara hiriwa i runga i te wai, i rongo ia i te hiahia…pānui atu

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Neke atu i te pa ki te tinana, Kei te hiahia au ki te manawa i roto i to wairua. Ki te ngaro i ahau i roto i te taumahatanga o to wairua, I te tino hohonu e ngaro ana taku ake tuakiri. A, i te wa e kī ana te ra tuatahi i to ihu, Ko taku hiahia anake ko te titiro ki tenei ao katoa... Nāna, nāna anake i roto i to whakaaro.

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Tērā pea he pōrangi au, e whakaaro ana au he pēnā i te wā roa, kua haere au ki roto, ki waho o ngā whare rongoā hinengaro e rapu ana i te awhina mō ngā mea e kite ana au, e rongo ana au i te taha i a au. I rongoāhia e rātou ngā tirohanga ki te taha me ngā rongoā tino nui o ngā momo rongoā katoa,…( whakatikahia )pānui atu

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Ko Susan he conure puku kākāriki, ā, e mōhiotia ana he uri nō te dinosaura. Kaua e raru, kāore e taea te huri ki a Susan.

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He aha te take i te wā e noho ana koe ki te tuku i tō karaihe mata ki te maroke, ka pā te puku ki tō ihu, ā, ka pā hoki ki tō taringa. He aha.

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Tīmatahia tēnei waiata

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Kua tae mai a Haru (Ko te puna, ngā tīmatanga hou.) ki te rūma o Ali.

"Ko te noho i te āhua whakangaro i a ia, ka kitea e Aoi te rūma e ngā tohu rerekē o te puna - ngā puāwai cherry me ngā pepe - e mātakitaki ana i ngā rā o ia. He kōrero hou mō te aroha me te ora mai i te hinengaro motuhake o Ishikawa Ireishi." He kotahi te tirohanga, engari he pānui pai 9/10 mō te…pānui atu

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I te whakaaro o taku roro ki ngā whakaahua whakamataku i te wā e pūrua ana te taupoki o te pouaka. Tōna ringa hē, kāore i te ātaahua e pēhi ana i te taura pokanga nāna i whakakī i te ihu pākū me te oro pātea e pāngia ana. Ā, ka puta te hōhonu, te pātea e pātea ana i a ia i te mea kāore e mōhio ana…pānui atu

Ko te aroha he piza anake

I wareware ahau me pēhea te pātea i te pupuni i tētahi rīhi, ā, i te wā e torotoro ana te mozzarella, i te mea e pā ana ahau ki te marama. I te pātea te tāone, pērā i tētahi waiata jazz tawhito, i te wā e piki ana te tīhi ki runga ki te marama hiriwa. I ngā tāngata e kata ana i te tepu, me te…pānui atu

Te rangi wera

I tenei ra he ra pai i te whare wananga~ Engari he tino wera, e 31°C ana ahau i roto i te pekanga ora! Haha, a kua poke ahau i te ihu o taku hoa haha pouri ia

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I pēnā au i tō ingoa ki roto i aku rib pērā i te tuhinga i tuhia ki te toto. I kī koe kāore koe i te tika, engari i whakatuwheratia e au ō ringa— ngā ngeru, ngā whara, me ngā mea katoa— ā, i karanga au ki a koe e te tino. I te wā i riro te rīpene, i kīhono au i tō ihu. Ahakoa te whakakāhoretanga…pānui atu

"ka noho koe i reira, ka tango i taua?"

he ngoikore koe nāna i taea? nāna i kore e taea, he ngoikore koe? ko tō whakautu me noho i roto i te horopaki o ngā mea e whiriwhiri ana koe ki te whakaroa, ki te whakautu rānei tērā pea he mea "noble" kei te huri i te taringa kē engari, kia mahara he rerekē te tangata rongo, me te tangata kore…( whakatikahia )pānui atu

He reo pātea kei te kōrero ngā tinana, i te ngoikore o te pātea ki te pātea. Kaore he kupu e hiahiatia, kāore he whakaritenga nui, nāna i te pono māmā o tō ringa i roto i taku.

Ka taea e te ao i waho te riri me te rorohiko, engari i konei, i tēnei wā, kāore he pakanga. Nāna i te pā māmā o tō upoko ki taku uma, me te aroha e whakatā i taku wairua. Ko koe te paraikete e pupuni ana i ahau i te makariri, te kōrero huna i kōrero mai taku tinana. I roto i ō ringa, ka kitea e au…pānui atu

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Huri te ihu ki tetahi atu

"Ki te mea ka whakakino, ka raru koe e tetahi, huri noa atu ki tetahi atu ihu" Kua pau aku ihu.

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Paulie Mafia fanfiction

He mea nui te ao o nga fanfiction e kiia ana ko X Reader, e taea ana te kaipōti te whakakākahu i a ia i roto i te kōrero. Kāore e noho ana hei mea aroha, engari ka tino pērā. He fandom niche te Mafia, ā, kāore e rua ngā kaituhi, nō reira ka tū ahau. Engari, ko te mea nui, e hiahia ana ahau ki te…pānui atu

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Nō reira, he tino pai ahau ki ngā tā moko me ngā tāwharau, engari kāore ngā tā moko karaka i tino mārama ki ahau, ngā tāwharau pātea,

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Ka mamae au ki te mea Engari i roto i tēnei ao raru, ko koe te kaipōti, ko koe te pātea Ka titiro koe ki a au, ka mea Kāore e taea I pau ahau i tētahi rā Hei pātea Engari i whanau ahau hei mea kāore e taea te tiaki i roto i tēnei ao Pērā i ia pēpi tāne me pēpi wahine I pātea ahau Engari i…pānui atu

Kāriō

Kei te pātea au, i mahi au i te 20 meneti o te kāriō pouaka i te tatari ki te whakakāhuri i ngā kī o te tatau. Ināianei kei te ngaro au i te mahi, he pātea poto pea, ā, tērā pea ka tukuna.

Ia

‎na Mpha Elmer Kei Kuyere. ‎ ‎Ka titiro ia ki te whakaata o te whare karakia pakaru o te whakama, ‎I reira ka wiri tōna ataata pēnei i te karaihe i kīia e te hara. ‎He whāwhā e whakangāwari ana i te rūma, "Kaore koe e taea te rahi," ‎Ka pēnei te hau i waho i tōna reo, makariri, pākiki. ‎Ka kore ngā…pānui atu