Hapori Ditch

"Kei te rapu ahau i te take ki te paki i aku pēke me te wehe ki ngā puke ināianei. Me pēhea e waiho ai te tikanga noa mō te hikoi i te ata me te parakuihi ki te tirohanga? Me rapu noa he tangata pai hei hoa. Ka taea e koe te waiho hei hoa?"( whakatikahia )

Kei te tono mai ngā tāngata ki a au, e pēhea ana te take i whakarerea e au te aroha.

Aroha mai, hei whakautu i ā koutou pātai, ko te rāngai pāhotanga i ēnei rā he kēmu, he whakataetae. Kei te rapu tonu te katoa i te mea pai e whai ake ana, ā, ka rongo rātou kua kitea te mea pai, ka whakarerea rātou i a koe. Ka taea e koe te kōrero ki tētahi mō te marama, ā, ka ngaro rātou. Koia…pānui atu

Ka whakaiti te iwi i taku ao kēmu 🌚

Ka waiho au i tetahi ki te kēmu. Ka pai ake au ki te kēmu i te haere ki waho. Ka haere au ki waho anake mēnā he mea nui koe... kāore e pai, engari e tino aroha ana au ki aku kēmu i te mea nui ake i ngā hononga katoa i pā mai ki a au i tēnei wā 😂💀 ā, kāore e taea te kōrero 🙆🏻 he kēmu kākaunui…pānui atu

I kī tonu ahau ko tētahi atu upoko, ā, kua riro mai te 4 AM. Ka pai, ka mutu i te pānui, ka waiho te moe.

He po nuitia ki te wareware

I whakaaro au ka taea e au te whai ngahau, me te korero ki tetahi pakeke kaore he hoa mahi, he whanau, ka puta mai ko te po i te po nei ehara i te po. Na ka tuku karere ia ki au i te 9 karaka, ka patai ia mēnā e hiahia ana au ki te whakatū i tetahi hui, koinei te tuarua o te pātai, i te tuatahi…pānui atu

Ngā Taonga Pātea

I te wiki kua pahure, i whakatau au ki te puta i te whare. I tango au i taku pūhiko hiko, ā, i tīmata taku haerenga i te takiwā o te kāinga I reira he pāka e tata ana me ngā ara ngahau, nō reira i haere au ki reira I te wā e 'kōrero ana' au, i kite au i tētahi motokā e haere mai ana i muri i…( whakatikahia )pānui atu

He aha te momo hoa e koe?

Ko au te hoa pono, te hoa ngawari e tu ana mōu, ā, ka māmā te whakarere 👍

Kei te hiahia au ki te kimi i te aroha pono mō te wa tuatahi

Kei te tumanako au ki te kimi i tētahi ka taea e au te kī ko ia, ā, ka aroha mai ki au mō te mea ko wai au, ā, ka aroha mai ki au anake. Kei te pātea au i ngā tāne e whakaaro ana he pākiki au, ā, e mahi ana i te mea e hiahia ana rātou ki te noho ki au, e kī ana ki au ngā mea e hiahia ana au ki te…pānui atu

I tipu ake ahau pēnei, engari kāore i te wai mārama 😂 Ko taku he riu paru iti, ā, kāore i te pātea ngā papa wai, i whai au i ngā papa rakau tawhito e rua me te whakapono tamariki pure.😪

Kei te hiahia au ki te kimi i te aroha pono mo te wa tuatahi

Kei te tumanako au ki te kimi i tetahi ka taea e au te karanga hei taku, ka aroha mai ki au mo au, ka aroha mai ki au anake. Kei te mauiui au i nga tama e whakaaro ana he pākiki au, ka mahi ratou i te ahua e hiahia ana ratou ki te noho ki au, ka korero ki au i nga mea e hiahia ana au ki te rongo,…pānui atu

Kei te hiahia au ki te kimi i te aroha pono mo te wa tuatahi

Kei te tumanako au ki te kimi i tetahi ka taea e au te karanga hei taku, ka aroha mai ki au mo te mea ko wai au, ka aroha mai ki au, me au anake. Kei te mauiui au i nga tama e whakaaro ana he pākiki au, e mahi ana i te mea e hiahia ana rātou ki te noho ki au, e korero ana ki au i nga mea katoa e…pānui atu

I te ra nei, i mau te wahine rīhi i taku rīhi, i te waimarie kāore i pakaru i tetahi mea engari ko tana whakakake lol

I awhina ahau i a ia ki te puta, e ai ki te kōrero( whakatikahia )

I te tuatahi i whakaaro au he ngeru, engari kāore, kua hoki mai ngā rīwai me te hiahia ki te tirotiro ☺️

He kōhao kei roto i taku taiapa i tīmata ai te huna i roto. I keri hoki ia i tētahi rīpene iti i raro i tētahi bush ki te noho i raro

Mew engari kia tupato!

E whakaatu ana i a Mewy Gtiffin

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Kaore he tangata pono e whiriwhiri ana i te wa ki te whai tikanga Kaore he tangata he moutere, kaore hoki ia e taea te patu Mena e hiahia ana koe ki te ki i a koe he tangata Ka hiahia koe ki te rapu i te rārangi e tū ai koe Me whai tikanga a ia tangata I tetahi atu ka mutu ki te kanohi ki te…pānui atu

Tāwhiti e

Ka whakawātea au, engari he uaua ki te wareware i te mamae i pā mai i a koe i te wā nui! KĀORE KI A JOSE!😠😠😡😡

Kaha, engari Maeneene

Ko te nuinga o nga tangata ka tutaki au ki a ratou e whakaaro ana ko au he tangata kaha rawa atu i te mea e pa ana ki te whakahaere i aku raru. I timata au ki te whakakake i taua mea, a, i haere tonu taua whakaaro mo te 10-15 tau pai. I nga ra tata nei, ka mohio au kaore au i te kaha e penei ana te…pānui atu

Kua whakatau au ki te whakarere i te waea

Ka noho ko te ao mai i konei.

Just in case

... kāore te tangata i mea ki a koe i tēnei rā: kei runga koe i te ara i tēnei rā, ahakoa kāore pea e pēnā te āhua, kāore pea e haere ki te wāhi e hiahia ana koe - he wā poto katoa tēnei. Ka taea e koe te tango i tētahi atu hipanga - ka puta ngā tirohanga hou ♡

Ngā akoranga o te ao

🔥🤔 Kua whakaaro koe: Ko YOU te TĀNE TOA, te hoa pākiki, kāore rānei he TĀNE PĀPĀ i roto i te kōrero o te tangata kē? 🎭💥 Ka mau katoa mātou i ngā kōrero nui—te wikitoria 🏆 me ngā hinga 😩. I ētahi wā, kei te mōhio te tangata matua 💪, i ētahi wā? He tangata taha, he tino pāpā 😈. Ko taku ao?…pānui atu

Kei te pēhea te katoa mō te toi whakarerea?

Mēnā ka whakawhiwhia au ki te hiahia ka taea e au te whakamahi mō tētahi take whakahihi anake, ka tāngia e au ngā wāhanga toi katoa i ngaro i te wā - ā, tērā pea ngā toi katoa I NGA WĀ katoa (haunga ngā mea kino, nāna i deserve te mate i roto i tētahi riu hohonu, roa) ki roto i taku roro. Aroha…pānui atu

Ka hanga te pōuri i te kata

Engari, kaua e haere ki runga i te paerewa. I te Rāhina i pānui ai au i ngā rōrahi mō te mate i te tīmatanga o te kaupapa. Ināianei, ko AC 17 au. Ka taea e au te tuku i taku hoari i te ringa tuarua me te pātea. He whakaaro pai, he whakaaro kino?

he wahine e hiahia ana ki te whanaungatanga tawhiti? He mea nui, kāore he mea teka? Kei te rapu au i te hāngai tata, engari kāore e kitea he hāngai tata, nō reira ka tono au mō te tawhiti, he tangata e hiahia ana? Ka tono noa ki ngā wahine

Tāwharautia ngā kāreti, me haere ki te grey

Kua hangaia e au he pātea rīwai me ngā rīwai Portobello me ngā rīwai pākiki, ā, me kī atu, koinei te pātea pai rawa atu i pānuitia e au i taku ao (āe, e mōhio ana au kei runga i te pan, engari i mua i te tāpiri i runga i te pātea me te mozzarella, ā, i tāpiri i runga i ngā rīwai kākāriki i mua i te…pānui atu

Te whakapau kaha ki ngā kōrero mō ngā zombie

Ko te hunga e mōhio ana ki ahau e mōhio ana he tino rōnaki au, he tino whai tikanga. Ka huri au i aku whakaaro i runga i ngā taunakitanga mārama, e taea te whakaatu. Ehara i te mea he pānga ki te ngākau ki ahau te he, nō reira ka raru au i ngā tāngata e piri ana ki ō rātou whakaaro. Ki ahau, kāore…pānui atu

Whakaarohia Koe: Tukua te Pākiki

Ko te whakatakoto i ngā rohe me te whakaarohia koe anake he mea nui mō te oranga whaihua. I te wā e mōhio ana koe he aha te mea tino hira, ka taea e koe te tuku i tō wā me tō pūngao ki ngā mea e tika ana. Kia mahara, he pai ki te hoki i ngā āhuatanga kāore e tautoko i a koe. Mā te mahi i tēnei, ka…pānui atu

ka tukuna

i whai wāhi pai koe mēnā kāore koe e mutu i te rori? hahaha

Boo Whakaahua Pūranga!

Kua whakatau au ki te whakarere i taku pūranga tawhito, ā, ki te hanga i tētahi hou! E hia ngā wā e whakahou ana koe i tō pūranga? He tangata kei a ia ngā tohutohu, ngā whakaaro rānei? Lol I ui au i a tiktok, ā, i mahi au i taku mea pai 🤣🤣🤣

Mēnā kei te haere koe i tētahi rā tuatahi, ā, ka kawe te wahine i āna hoa, me pēhea te tangata (A). Me utu mō ngā mea o āna hoa hoki? (B). Me utu mō ia anō me te wahine i tonoa e ia ki te haere i te rā. (C). Me wehe te utu ki ia tangata. (D). Me titiro hei tohu whero, ā, me whakarere te rā katoa?