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Ndinoziva kuti haisi yakanakisa asi metro yeCDMX inokuita kuti unzwe mafungiro akanaka 🥀






Nguva yaunoziva kuti hausi ipapo zvachose....
Zvinyorwa Zvine Chekuita
Mumwe murume akanditumira meseji achiti, "Heyy ^^ unofarira tsoka here??" Sei ndichinzwa ndavhiringidzika uye ndichiseka panguva imwe chete pandinoverenga izvi? 😂 Ndavhiringidzika, asi ndiri kusekawo.

Handina kufara

Uyu ndiEmma. Anoda kuvhima uye kutarisa nemeso akasimba pandiri. Anoda kuva pedyo neni asi asingatandikane neni, kunze kwe2% yenguva kana achigara pamakumbo angu kuti andikwenye.

Chando chekutanga chakabata kwechinguva mangwanani ano. Daisy yangu haana kufara nacho zvachose. Tinopfuura izvi gore rega rega, uye nguva dzose ndizvo. Anonditarisa sekunge achiti... "Baba munhu, sei wandisiya, ndipe mvura iyi chena, iri kundibata..."


Usaita izvozvo uyezve kup消失. Haatombofara

Vanoti chivimbo chiri kukiyi, asi havakamboti kwauri kunovhura. Pamwe kana uine chivimbo chakakwana, chinova master key chinokwanisa kuvhura chero musuwo. Ini handisi chivimbo chakadaro, saka ndichapinda mumusuwo upi zvawo pandinokwanisa kuvhura. Ndakashanda shifti mbiri pabasa rangu idzva kusvika…( yavandudzwa)verenga zvimwe

Goa inoita chinhu chakasiyana dzimwe nguva — inobvumira zvivako kutaura pamberi pevanhu. Iyi yakamira ipapo semunhu akabuda muhope dzisina kupedzwa dzeumwe. Fasade yebhuruu ichifema zvinyoronyoro mukupisa kwemasikati, bhalakoni tsvuku ichiridza sekupheartbeat, uye iyo surreal Dalí kutarisa…verenga zvimwe

Ndakaita hope dzisina kujairika. Muhope dzangu ndaifanira kuenda kumuBathroom. Pandakasvika mukati, ndakaona makonzo akati wandei kubva kumhepo uye pasina chikonzero. Asi handina kufunga zvakanyanya nezvazvo. Ndakangoita chisarudzo chekutora pepa kuti ndibvise iwo. Zvisinei, mushure mekuyedza…verenga zvimwe

Steven akawana tsvimbo musi weChipiri, izvo zvakatoita sekusava nechokwadi. Hapana chakanaka chinotora nzvimbo musi weChipiri. Aive achifambisa Lexi kuburikidza nechengetedzo yenzvimbo, achiteerera hafu kumhanya kwake pamakwenzi ese, paakacherechedza: tsvimbo yegoridhe yakagara zvakanaka muviri…verenga zvimwe

-Kugara kumba uye kubuda kubasa kwemazuva apfuura nekuda kwekupisa -Kutyaira kunze kuti ndiwane thermometer itsva nhasi -Kudzoka mutruck, handikwanisi kuwana foni yangu kuti ndizivise basa rangu kuti ndine 99.8 uye ndiri 50/50 kana ndichifanira kudzoka kana kwete -Kukumbira nemwoyo murefu mushandi…verenga zvimwe

Mwedzi miviri yakapfuura kubva pakawana Steven makiyi efurati yaakagovana naPixel, uye panguva iyoyo akanga achiona Pixel achichinja imba kuita imba iyo vese vari vaviri vakamiririrwa. Steven akachengeta mabhiri, uye Pixel akatora mutoro wezvokutenga uye kupfekedza. Pixel akanga akajeka kuti…( yavandudzwa)verenga zvimwe

Lucifer haana kufara, ndakanga ndichiseka nezvekusarudza kwake kwekupfeka. Ndinoshura L yaive yake chete.

Saka ndinoda kutaurira, handitambi mitambo. Ndinoona maYouTuber achitamba sezvo ndichida nyaya yacho. Panyaya yenyaya, ndakafunga kuti mutambo uyu unofanirwa kupedzisira pano. Pane zvakawanda zvinokonzeresa izvi. Chikuru kwandiri ndicho chakaipa, The Prototype. Iye aive muvengi akakurudzirwa…verenga zvimwe
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Mune nzvimbo isina chinhu, panosvika munhu uye anofamba mberi. Maziso ake anopisa tsvuku yakadzika. Bvudzi dema rinodonha zvakanaka kumativi emuromo make, uye akapfeka sutu tsvuku ine tie dema. Mhepo iri kum周ake inopenya uye inopisa, sekunge kuvepo kwake kunopisa nzvimbo isina chinhu. Pamberi…verenga zvimwe
Murume akavhura maziso ake ndokutora chii chiri pamberi pake. Akatamira panzvimbo yedombo inotenderera yakagadzirwa kuti iite sekompass. Mukona imwe neimwe yegadheni, chimwe chinhu chakasiyana chakamirira: muti weoak, pond yakaita se simbiri ye infinity, hammock, uye gadheni remaruva. Madziro…( yavandudzwa)verenga zvimwe

**Usiku hunotonhora muGotham, zuva rakavanzika kumashure kwemakore. Unogona kunzwa mvura ichirova pavhu, ruzha rwakawedzerwa nekukwira kwemusuwo weIceberg Lounge. Chikamu chechiedza chakatetepa, kuona kwakanyanya kutetepa kuburikidza nemweya wekuputsika kwekudya kwakapiswa kuri mumatangi sevanhu…verenga zvimwe
Steven akamuka achitambudzika nePixel akanyanyisa kunetseka. “Steven, kumashure kwako kuri kubuda ropa.” Steven akagara, asina kunzwisisa. “Zvinoitika nguva nenguva. Hazvina kundikanganisa sezvazvakamboita.” “Unorevei nezvekamboita? Ndinoda kuona kumashure kwako. Iye zvino.” Nekusada, Steven…( yavandudzwa)verenga zvimwe


Haasi kufara neni kutora mifananidzo yake.

Ndiri kufara uye kupindirana tbh 🤨😂🤔🤣

Pega zvakare Ndiri kupindirana, pane chakaipa neni here? Handizive kana ndichifanira kufara. Kana kuti ndirege kudonhedza misodzi kubva mumaziso angu pasina kugumira Ndakatenderedzwa nevanhu asi handina kumbobvira ndanzwa ndiri pega Zvese ndezvangu Ndinongoda mumwe munhu kuti ave imba yangu.…verenga zvimwe
Chiso chechokwadi chemangwanani uye bvudzi; asi mabhuku emaoko 😩 Ndakafunga kuti bvudzi rangu repamusoro rinoita nani nemakoko angu echisikigo kunyangwe zvichinzi zvishoma hazvina kurongeka. Chero zvazvingava, makamboshandisa dry shampoo here? Zviri nani here kwamuri?

Vese vadzidzisi uye vatungamiri vezvemweya vakandibata zvakanyanya vaive nechinhu chimwe chete chakafanana: Kuseka. Ndakaona "chiitiko" chimwe chete mukati mangu, zvakare. Pandinowedzera kubatana zvakadzama nevamwe vanhu, kuchipfuva, uye neUniversi yese, ndizvo zvinoita kuti ndinzwe kungoseka…( yavandudzwa)verenga zvimwe

Ndakabvisa squeaker yaakabvisa kubva mutoy yake nekuti iri njodzi yekukwidza. Haana kufara 😂
Handina chokwadi kuti ndinofarira kupisa kwemoto Kana kuti ndiri kungofadzwa nekunyanyisa kupenya ----------------- Nhetembo pfupi yandakatanga kufunga pandakanga ndichitamba nematanda zvakare 👀

Handina kumboposta pano, saka ndine mufananidzo wechinyakare wangu unotarisirwa kukutaurirai kuti ndine hunyanzvi, ndakadzama uye ndine chakavanzika panzvimbo pekunge ndiri kupenga uye ndiri nyore kufarira mutambo wezwi x)

*Zvakanyatsoitwa kune avo vasina kufara necomedy isina hungwaru.* *Haisi nhaurirano* Pane vamwe here vasina kufara neComedy isina hungwaru kana zvinhu zvakajairika zvisina musoro izvo vanhu vazhinji…( yavandudzwa)verenga zvimwe
Ndiri kufara!!!
