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This is Emma. She likes to hunt and stare daggers at me. She likes to be near me but not touching me, except for 2% of the time when she sits on my lap for scritches.

First snow that stuck for a bit this morning. My Daisy was not amused by it in the least. We go through this every year, and it's always the same. She looks at me as if to say... "Hooman father, why hast thou forsaken me, allow me to come in, this white rain is sticking to me..."


Don’t do that and then disappear . She’s not amused

They say confidence is key, but they never tell you which door it opens. Maybe if you have enough confidence, it becomes a master key capable of opening any door. I’m not that confident, so I’ll go through any door I manage to open. I’ve worked two shifts in my new job so far, with someone… (edited) read more

Goa does this strange thing sometimes — it lets buildings speak before people do. This one stood there like a character that had stepped out of someone’s unfinished dream. A blue façade breathing quietly in the afternoon heat, a red balcony beating like a steady heart, and that surreal Dalí gaze… read more

I had a pretty weird dream. In my dream I had to go to the bathroom. Once I got inside, I saw a few worms out of nowhere and for no reason. But I didn't think much of it. I just decided to grab some tissue to just get rid of them. However, after I tried to grab one with the tissue in my hand, the… read more

Steven found the lamp on a Tuesday, which already felt suspicious. Nothing good ever happens on a Tuesday. He’d been walking Lexi through the nature reserve, half-listening to her snuffling at every blade of grass, when he noticed it: a gold lamp sitting proudly in the melted, wheel-less corpse of… read more

-Stay home and call out of work last couple days due to fever -Drive out to get a new thermometer today -Get back in truck, can't find my phone to let my work know I have a 99.8 and im 50/50 if I should go back or not -Embarassingly ask gas station employee if they could call my phone so I could… read more

Two months had passed since Steven received the keys to the flat he shared with Pixel, and in that time he had watched her transform the house into a home where both of them were represented. Steven took care of the bills, and Pixel took charge of the shopping and furnishing. Pixel was clear that… (edited) read more

Lucifer is not amused I was laughing at his choice of costume. I swear the L was all him.

So full disclosure, I don't play the games. I watch YouTubers play it as I loved the lore. In terms of the story, I really thought the game should have ended here. There are many reasons why. The biggest thing for me is the main villain, The Prototype. He was the antagonist hyped up throughout the… read more
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In a pitch-black void where nothing exists, a being appears and walks forward. His eyes burn a deep red. Black hair falls neatly around his face, and he is dressed in a sharp red suit with a black tie. The air around him shimmers and scorches with heat, as if his very presence ignites the… read more
The man opened his eyes and took in what lay before him. He stood on a circular stone platform designed to look like a compass. In each corner of the garden, something different waited: an oak tree, a pond shaped like an infinity symbol, a hammock, and a flower garden. A four-foot painted wall ran… (edited) read more

**A cold night in Gotham, the sun hidden behind the clouds. You can hear the rain smacking onto the pavement, the sound heightened by the door of the Iceberg Lounge opening wide. A bar of dim light, even dimmer vision through the smoke of burnt ends lying in the ashtrays like corpses. This is not a… read more
Steven was shaken awake by a very concerned Pixel. “Steven, your back is bleeding.” Steven sat up, nonplussed. “It happens now and then. Doesn’t bother me like it used to.” “What do you mean used to? I need to see your back. Right now.” Reluctantly, Steven removed his blood-stained T-shirt.… (edited) read more


He is not amused with me taking pictures of him.

Kinda amused and confused tbh 🤨😂🤔🤣

Alone again I'm so confused, is there anything wrong with me? I don't know if I should be amused. Or let the tears fall from my eyes endlessly Surrounded by people but i've never felt so alone All on my own I just want someone to be my home. The one person that likes me over the rest. But… read more
Literal morning face and hair; the eye bags tho 😩 I thought my bed hair looks better with my natural curls eventhough the frills are abit unruly. Anyways, have y'all used dry shampoo? Is it any good for you?

All the spiritual mentors and guides that resonated with me the most had one thing in common: Laughter. I've noticed the same "phenomenon" within myself, too. The more deeply connected I become with my fellow man, nature, and with all of the Universe, the more I feel simply amused by it all. Not… (edited) read more

I took away a squeaker that he ripped out of his toy because it’s a choking hazard. He was not amused 😂
Not sure if I like the warmth of fire Or if I'm just amused by the glow ----------------- A short poem I thought of while I was playing with matches again 👀

Never posted on here, so have an old drawing of mine that will hopefully trick you into thinking I'm artistic, deep and mysterious instead of boring and easilly amused by a play of words x)

*Strictly for those who are Not amused by unintelligent comedy.* *Not a debate* Are there any other people who are Not amused with Unintelligent Comedy or general stupid things that most people usually… (edited) read more
I am amused!!!

I swear it wasn't me. I didn't do it.
