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Ndaizoita ZVAKAFANANA naye 🤣😭😭😭 zvinonyadzisa chaizvo. Ndanga ndichiseka sezvaari pandanga ndichiona vhidhiyo iyi nekuti ndizvo chaizvo zvandinoita pandinoseka chinhu chakadaro😭😭maziso angu azara misodzi

Titaudza chinhu chinonyadzisa chauri kushandisa ChatGPT nacho

Nekuda kwangu

Nhasi ndakadyira pho kekutanga. Ndakafanira kubvunza kuti ndingawedzera sei zvokuwedzera. Zvaive zvekutya asi chikafu chacho chaive chakakosha. Dzimwe nguva unofanira kuva nesimba uye kubvunza rubatsiro.

Kusuruvara kweKudanana

Kusvotwa kunzwa sekushanda, kuziva mumwe munhu kunzwa sekudhonza mazino, kuva murudo kwave kunyadzisa - hazvina mhosva kuti chiyero chekuberekwa chiri kudonha pasi pose. Takatambura nekudanana. 😕

Kufambidzana

Ndiri kutsvaga munhu anogona kushandura hurukuro yakangoerekana yatanga kuita hurukuro yemaawa matatu. Tinogona kukakavadzana nezvinhu zvisina basa, kugoverana nyaya dzinonyadzisa, kukurukura nezveupenyu kana kungoseka pasina chikonzero. Ndiani ane ushingi hwokutanga? 😂

Leprechaun

Dramu panguva ino inonyadzisa zvikuru. Enda uwane mari uye tsvaga rugare.

Sei ndichidana Pringles 😅

Makore anenge gumi apfuura ndakaita chimwe chinhu chisina kusmart haha. Pakupedzisira ndakazopedzisira ndiri muchipatara uye ndakatobuda mumashoko. Panguva iyoyo zvese zvaive zvakashata asi pandinotarisira kumashure, zviri kutonyanya kuseka😂 zvisinei, vave kundidana Pringles kubvira ipapo 😊

Aka kunzwisisa, akanzwisisa😌

Makarenda akapfeka zvakanyanya anopfekwa pakurara, nekuti kubuda mumugwagwa kunonyadzisa zvikuru.

Vhidhiyo yekampe inotapira

Izvi zvinonyadzisa asi ndiri ini neshamwari yangu tichikampa :) takakanganwa chibatiso zvekuti ndakamanikidza murume mukuru kuti atibvumire kutora chake, uye akati hongu <33

Kana usingafari chaizvo kutaura nemunhu, usavabate/mukudziridze.

Unofanira kuva nepfungwa dzechidiki dzekuvataurira zvese - imbwa isingajairiki yawakaona mumugwagwa, chinhu chinonyadzisa chakaitika kuchitoro, pfungwa inosekesa yakapfuura mupfungwa dzako kana kuti kuti kudya kwekuseni kwaive kwakashata sei. Nekuti pakupedzisira hupenyu hunova hwezuva nezuva.…verenga zvimwe

Sei ndichidana Pringles 😅

Makore gumi apfuura ndakaita chimwe chinhu chisina kusmart haha. Pakupedzisira ndakazopedzisira ndiri muchipatara uye ndakatoburitswa munhau. Panguva iyoyo zvese zvaive zvakashata asi pandinotarisazve, zviri kunyatsofunny😂 zvisinei, vave kundidana Pringles kubvira ipapo 😊

iva wechokwadi, chii chiri chirevo chako chinonyadzisa muvalorant? changu ndechekutarisa munhu mumwechete katatu munguva ina.

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ndinoramba ndichizviti mangwana richave rakarongeka, rine zvibereko uye kazhinji risinganyanyi kunyadzisa, izvo zviri pachokwadi kutenda kwakanyanya tichifunga kuti mangwana ane pfungwa dzakafanana uye munhu mumwe chete ari kuzviita…🥹🤷🏻‍♀️( yavandudzwa)

Chii chakatonyanya kunditadzira?

Changu chaive panguva yandakatanga kubuda kuchikoro uye bhazi randinotora raive kuda kubuda saka ndakatanga kumhanya ndikawira kumeso pamberi pevamwe vadzidzi vakuru 😔 Ndakapwanya bhurugwa rangu

Dudzira Zvakavanzika:

Ndiudze imwe yechiitiko chako chinonyadzisa zvikuru muupenyu hwako.

Unobata sei nemamiriro ezvinhu anonyadzisa uye kunzwa kusagadzikana dzimwe nguva? 🫣

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ndinoda kana ndichinge ndine zuva rakajairika asi brain yangu inongoyeuka chimwe chinhu chandisingadi chandakaita makore matanhatu apfuura, nekuti zvinoita sekuti hatina kutambura zvakakwana nhasi...🤷🏻‍♀️🥹

Kuita kwekudzvinyirira hakusi kuvimba. Kusaremekedza hakusi kuseka

Ndiri kutambudzika chaizvo Ndakaona chete vhidhiyo inozivikanwa nezuro, uye kuona vanhu vangu vachitamba nenzira isina rukudzo mune imwe nyika kwakanga kuchinyadzisa Vhidhiyo iyi yatove inozivikanwa munyika yavakashanyira, isina kuchinjwa, nemisoro yavo ichionekwa uye kunyange kuturikira…verenga zvimwe

Kutanga kwezuva

Ndine mubvunzo 1, kana tichinge tiine kudya kwekutanga kwezuva uye ndapedza chikafu changu... uchafunga here kuti ndiri musikana anoda kudya uye anonyadzisa? uchamhanya here? ichava here musangano wedu wekupedzisira? nekuti ndapedza chikafu changu kusvika pasina chasara.. nekuti ndinoda kubika…verenga zvimwe

Kudzorera

Unoda kudzorera, ndiudze nyaya yako inonyadzisa zvikuru!

Zuva Pakati peKuda uye Uchenjeri

Nhasi yaive imwe yemazuva ayo asingaratidzi kutambudzika kubva kunze, asi mukati, yaive nemafashamo. Hapana chakaputika. Hapana chisarudzo chikuru chakatambirwa. Hapana musuwo wakarohwa. Panzvimbo pazvo, ndakagara ndakanyarara neicho chokwadi—nezve rudo, ndangariro, kurwadziwa, kuteerera, uye…verenga zvimwe

Musoro 2025

Sawa, saka 2025 iri kuda kupinda zvakanaka mu commit uye merge mu nhoroondo branch. Pasati pawa neball uye tese tichifanira kugadzirisa copyright footers yedu, ngatitarisei zvishoma nezviitiko zvegore rino: Ngatiti update ye2025 ine zvimwe zvikuru zvakatangwa: · Backend Overhaul: Ndakawedzera…verenga zvimwe

Sei vanhu vakavharika zvakanyanya? Ndiri kutambura zvikuru pandinosangana nevanhu vatsva mumuviri uye hazvibatsire kuti vanhu vari kungotora mabhokisi panzvimbo pekuyedza kuvhura. Govera nyaya inonyadzisa kubva pahudiki hwako kana chimwe chinhu. Rudzi rwezvinhu zvinokuita kuti uve munhu ndapota.

Zvipfuyo zvinonyadzisa

Ndiani zvakare ane pet yaanoda kuti yaive chete yakajairika?

Kuva mukomana mukuru ane simba

Zvinoreva kuti haukwanisi kuva nemanzwiro akasimba. Uri kungonyadzisa mumwe kana kutyisidzira mumwe saka chinhu chimwe chete chingaitwa ndiko kudzvanya pasi

kuyedza kukanganwa nguva dzakaoma dzinonyadzisa pabasa kwakanyanya kuoma

mukadzi ane mutsa nemwanasikana wake wechidiki vakauya kukafe yedu, uye mushure mekudya vakada kupa tip asi handizive NEI ndakaramba. Chikamu chinonyadzisa ndechekuti ndakanga ndakaita sechipingamupinyi nekuti ndakanga ndichidzokorora “Aiwa ndichadzoka nemari yenyu!!!!” omfgggg handikwanisi…verenga zvimwe

Hausi kuziva

Iko kune huremu hwemuviri wangu huri muviri? Iko kune huremu hwemuviri hwuri mafuta? Uye iko kune huremu hwemuviri hwuri mapfupa? Ndingamhanye kusvika kupi ndisati ndakundikana? Ndingakwanisa kupinza zvakadini? Ndingakwanisa kupfugama zvakadini? Hausi kuziva chero mhinduro kumibvunzo iyi. Saka kana…verenga zvimwe

ini mushure mekupa CPR😅🤣🤣🤣

...ndakaita izvi zuva rapfuura uye ndakadzidza zvakawanda ..kunyange zvazvo zvichinyadzisa kudzidzira 😅( yavandudzwa)

Chii chiri kunyadzisa chaunenge wakaita paruzhinji?

Ini ndichatanga. Izvi zvakaitika nezuro 😂 Takamira kuti tiwane taco bell kudya kwehusiku, uye ndakapinda muimba yekugezera uye pandiri kugara ipapo ndinonzwa mumwe munhu achipinda muimba yekugezera zvakare saka ndinoyedza kukurumidza nekuti pane imwe chete stall uye ndiri kufunga kuti zvinoita…verenga zvimwe

Sei ndichidana Pringles

Saka ndiri kuwana mibvunzo yakawanda pamusoro pekuti sei ndichidana Pringles uye kunyangwe ndiri pano kuti ndiite shamwari ndinoda kuva pachena nezvangu nekuti chikamu chehupenyu hwangu. Ndakatumidzwa zita rekuti Pringles kwemakore anenge gumi pandakaita chimwe chinhu chakandituma kuchipatara.…verenga zvimwe

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Bruh, kupfura kwangu kwakanyanya uye kunonyadzisa 🫠

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Hazvina kunyanyisa kunyadzisa here kana uchiti kune wese uri kuneta, uye ipapo pakarepo haukwanisi kuwana hope kana vamwe vese vachirara pasina iwe

Ndinokukumbira kuti undiudze nguva inonyadzisa zvikuru muupenyu hwako

Ngatione kuti ndiani akasimba zvakakwana 😈😈😈😈🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Makorokoto, ndinoda kuseka

saka ndaitsvaga kuziva kuti ndeapi maitiro enyu anonyanya kusekesa uye anonyadzisa

Ndakafunga kuti gorilla dzemukadzi nedzebonde dzinotaridzika sezvakafanana 😅🤷

Zvinonyadzisa zvishoma, asi nezuro ndakadzidza kuti gorilla huru, ine mhasuru, ndiyo yechikadzi chete. Ndakambofunga kuti yaive mhando yemakoko uko mukadzi nemurume vese vakakura, uye kuti makoko madiki aive mhando dzakasiyana 😅😅😂😂. Iye zvino ndinonzwisisa 😊😊😊