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😔

just saw someone my age being extremely talented. day ruined.

Feeling Cutie. 😅

Discipline left me on read 😂

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🥴

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Pole sport ✨

Pinocchio

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dangerous wordplay

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Lmao

My mom and I talking about this new pizza place she ordered from. Me: I should make a complaint- My mom: Yeah don't burn the pizza! Me: Well I was gonna say how do they not have the boneless chicken I wanted... I was looking forward to those. My mom: Oh yeah Of course they didn't have my order... read more

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Love is in the air…😈😂

WEEEE!!!! 🐸🪩🦝

Sa.va.ge

Onion rings 💍

I've never been on Boo👻😅😅

🥹

😆

😁

😄

That's why I love the internet

Hehe nice

I brought instant chai to work because we only have bagged "chai" tea bags at work (I know chai means tea) and my Bangladeshi coworker who I told could have some if he wanted, he said "Spicy. Not too sweet." And I know "Not too sweet" is basically the highest compliment possible 🤣🤣🤣🤣

A car in the parking has eyelashes

I really need to know whos car is this. But I have to go.

Prank on husband 😄

❤️

❄️🌞

Can't wait to stop complaining about the cold weather and start complaining about the hot weather

Oh Yeah

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I’m too shy

Grindr

Last time an older guy asked me what Grindr was, I told him it's a wingman program, guys help you find a date... 😆 CHAOS!

If only lol

I prefer to be squishy and feral lol.

Don't give up 🤪✌️

The only people offended are guilty of this

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I love you Buck Joey

A bok choy got dropped on the ground so we put Googly eyes on him and named him Buck Joey Now he is working

I knew it

It is a skill lol

going to the plans you said yes to when you felt a little extroverted but the day finally arrives and you actually have to go…

Day in the life of an introvert

Brain buffering 😂