So many people have told me they'd build a fortress and learn survival skills. Myself? My mentality is if I am not thriving, I refuse to be surviving. I will attempt the survival thing for maybe 2 weeks tops, and then I'm out. No hot water? No wifi? No thank you.

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Hey at least you don't have to pay rent, tax or bills during that time. It's something ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ But always do say this, without the Internet I am nothing.

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Humans are usually the biggest threat in most of zombie media so it's a gamble . It depends on the type of zombies because the 28 Days Later zombies might require a bit more than just survival skills .🤔 Probably gonna know how to run to get lucky against the fast moving zombies and obviously don't be near an area where's a shitload of zombies roaming the area.

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If you wouldn't have hot running water and wifi you need better friends. The servers would go down eventually but private servers are a thing. Easier if you learn while you still have the web of course. Generators aren't that expensive and you can go solar if you're worried about noise. Probably run out of meds before food or water if you have iodine tablets and bleach for purification. Go forth and thrive lol

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Well during that I will give advice and not follow it as my meds would run out after a certain point and I'll be a zombie either way.

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I'm a survivor. Sign me up for the survival thing.

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I've watched to much Walking Dead. I'm ready for it😤💪

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Take all the toilet paper

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I'll fortify my house wich i can already do and continue growing my farming skills👍 If i can't stay i will grab my bob bag and head out😎i'll survive and fight till the end.. i would be more worried about other people then the Zombies

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As long as there’s potable water and I don’t have to run too fast, I’m cool with the not dying just yet part

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Probably go off the handle cause now society can't say killin Zombies is wrong. Imagine a high strung aspiring bodybuilder/powerlifter crushing heads. The most dangerous and important person in a group of survivors. I don't need wifi or hot water. Biggest issue will be dietary.

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