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Pigeon eggs

This is the third nest. The mother of these eggs was born in the same place last year. She was the offspring of the second nest. They liked it so much that they return. The eggs already hatched and the little birdies were adorable. Especially in the last few days, where they flew as high as... read more

Not that long ago tried to tell my father about the initial thought behind my dermatillomania.

He called that reason offspringish, no s*** Sherlock, I was less than 20 years younger back then and of course that reason would sound stupid to a grown up person. "I am going to ruin my appearance so that I never get to give my birth giver any grandoffsprings and stuff." - I could have... read more

Maybe I'll just go make an offspring with some random guy and never contact them again 👀🤔

When you're having the wrong, intrusive thoughts...

How that first but not this?

I'm just wondering how same sex marriage was legalized before Polygamous marriage 🤔 The only reason my wife and I can't pursue our dream of filling a planet with our offspring is because it's illegal. Why?

Dis cat was the original vocalist for The Offspring. I wonder why they fired him. Theories, anyone? (edited)

One of the things I could never forgive because of how physically painful they were.

Blaming me for stuff I didn't do and insisting that I did it, questioning me like I was a criminal and clearly seeing that I'm in physical pain. "Oh the item that you thought I stole you found in another place, but you don't feel the need to apologize for it" - how do people rationalize this even... read more