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For the sake of survival, would you rather be in a zombie apocalypse or an alien invasion?

#random #universe #horror #question01 (edited)

zombie apocalypse 🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️

alien invasion 👽🛸

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For the sake of survival, would you rather be in a zombie apocalypse or an alien invasion?

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Aliens, at least I can see more variety of otherworldly creatures before I perish😂

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Ray

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Aliens would be cooler, but a lot more unpredictable so in terms of pure survival, Zombies is the best bet. Although have you thought about the posinilities of aliens coming during the Zombie attack and becomjng zombie aliens?!?! 😱

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Always Aliens...eww zombies 🫣😱

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Aliens, zombies must be smelly 😵‍💫

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Aliens are likely to be less harmless and more friendly than zombies (Alien here is from Toy Story)

Aliens are likely to be less harmless and more friendly than zombies (Alien here is from Toy Story)

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othman

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Leo

I'm gonna survive with "zombie land" rules 😂😂

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Zack

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Alien... As we know what's coming

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Sahil shaikh

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Zombie one is more good

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Candy

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Aliens are cool and all but I have a better chance of survival with a zombie than a smart alien 👽

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I'm sure if someone wants to invasion then they must have upperhand , so I'll choose zombie apocalypse

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Aliens, I'm either gonna make friends with em or be vaporized instantly, both sound cool.

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Angelica

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I'm going to go with zombies. I imagine the aliens would have more intellect and therefore be more of a formidable foe.

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9
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Need a baseball bat, and I'm ready 😎 Ofc aliens are cool too would be the dream of any sci-fi nerd (edited)

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James

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Virgo

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2

Just throw turn me into a zombie and get it over with haha.

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Dario

Dario

1mo

INTJ

Sagittarius

3
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Zombies. Keyword for me is invasion, I'm expecting conflict. I don't want no beef with a species that can mobilize armies between solar systems.

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Josh

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7
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Zombies obviously cuz if I was aliens they would be waaaay smarter then us and zombies combined

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They don't prep us for the aliens. Zombies pls.

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Korn

Korn

1mo

INTJ

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8
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Aliens, maybe we can negotiate with them I guess 😬

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Benjiggity

Benjiggity

1mo

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6
5

Zombie aliens

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ENFJ

Sagittarius

8
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None of them... No no no! 👽🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️🧟🧌

None of them... No no no! 👽🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️🧟🧌

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Olga

1mo

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9
1

Aliens 👽 (edited)

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Sahil shaikh

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@Mademoiselle Amy 🏃‍♂️ 🏃‍♂️ 😱😱😱

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TJ

TJ

25d

ISTP

Cancer

1
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Nobody can answer that without knowing about ground zero .... Besides, I think zombies already happened (Cordyceps or T.Gondii) Probing is pretty regular too... (Sleep paralysis)

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Sara

Sara

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8
7

Stop provoking the aliens the government already confirmed they walk among us 😅🤣

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ENTJ

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Alien invasion. I havent been probed in a while and it's starting to get to me.

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I am sick of humans, so alien invasion will be a new thing for earth and us

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