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Indoda ingithumele umlayezo ithi, "Heyy ^^ uyayithanda yini imilenze?" Kungani ngizizwa ngididekile futhi ngihlekiswa ngesikhathi esisodwa ngenkathi ngifunda lokhu? 😂 Ngididekile, kodwa futhi ngiyahleka.

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Iqwa lokuqala elingabamba kancane namuhla ekuseni. U-Daisy wami akazange ajabule ngalo nhlobo. Sihamba ngalokhu unyaka nonyaka, futhi kuhlale kuyefana. Uyangibheka njengokukhuluma... "Baba womuntu, kungani ungishiyile, ngivumele ngingene, le mvula emhlophe ibamba kimi..."


Ungakwenzi lokho bese uphume. Akajabuli

Bathi ukuzethemba kuyisihluthulelo, kodwa abakhulumi ukuthi iyiphi imnyango evulwa. Mhlawumbe uma unokuzethemba okwanele, kuba yisihluthulelo esikhulu esingavula noma iyiphi imnyango. Angikaze ngibe nokuzethemba okukhulu, ngakho ngizodlula emnyango noma ngabe ngiwuvula kanjani. Ngisebenze…( kulungiswe )funda kabanzi

IGoa yenze le nto eyinqaba ngezinye izikhathi — ivumela izakhiwo ukuba zikhulume ngaphambi kokuba abantu benze kanjalo. Le yayingama khona njengomlingiswa ophume emdreami ongaphelile womuntu. I-facade eluhlaza iphefumulayo ngokuthula ekushiseni kwemini, i-balcony ebomvu ibhampa njengentliziyo…funda kabanzi

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USteven uthole iLamp ngoMsombuluko, okwakukhombisa ukuthi kukhona okungajwayelekile. Akukho okuhle okwenzeka ngoMsombuluko. Wayehamba noLexi endaweni yokugcina imvelo, ethokozisa ukungena kwayo emathanjeni omhlabathi, lapho eqaphela khona: iLamp yegolide ihlezi ngokuzithoba emzimbeni ophukile,…funda kabanzi

-Hlala ekhaya futhi ubize emsebenzini ezinsukwini ezimbalwa ezedlule ngenxa yokushisa -Gibela ukuze uthole i-thermometer entsha namuhla -Buyela emotweni, angikwazi ukuthola ifoni yami ukuze ngazise emsebenzini ukuthi ngine-99.8 futhi ngingu-50/50 uma kufanele ngibuyele noma cha -Ngicela…funda kabanzi

Kwedlule izinyanga ezimbili kusukela uSteven athola okhiye beflat ababelana ngabo noPixel, futhi kulolo suku ubebukele uPixel eguqula indlu ibe ikhaya lapho bobabili bebonakaliswa khona. USteven ubhekele izikweletu, kanti uPixel ubhekele ukuthenga nokuhlobisa. UPixel wayecacile ukuthi nakuba…( kulungiswe )funda kabanzi

ULucifer akajabuli, ngangihleka ngenketho yakhe yokugqoka. Ngiyafunga uL kwakungokwakhe kuphela.

Ngakho-ke, ngiyavuma, angidlali imidlalo. Ngibuka ama-YouTuber edlala yona njengoba ngithanda indaba. Ngokuphathelene nendaba, ngempela ngicabange ukuthi umdlalo kufanele uphele lapha. Kunezizathu eziningi zokuthi. Into enkulu kimi nguMphakathi, I-Prototype. Wayengumphikisi ophakanyisiwe…funda kabanzi
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Endaweni emnyama ngokuphelele lapho kungabikho lutho, kukhanya isidalwa futhi sihamba phambili. Amehlo akhe ashisa abomvu kakhulu. Izinwele ezimnyama ziwela kahle emzimbeni wakhe, futhi ugqoke isudi ebomvu enezikhwama ezimnyama. Umoya ozungezile uyakhanya futhi ushisa, njengokuthi ubukhona bakhe…funda kabanzi
Indoda yavula amehlo ayo yathola lokho okwakubhekile phambi kwayo. Wayemi epulatifomu yamathe e-circular eyenzelwe ukubukeka njengemikhombandlela. Kukho okuthile okuhlukile okulindelela emaceleni wonke egadi: isihlahla se-oak, ichibi elibukeka njengophawu lwe-infinity, i-hammock, kanye negadi…( kulungiswe )funda kabanzi

**Ubusuku obubandayo eGotham, ilanga lishonile ngemuva kwemigqa yemvula. Ungazizwa imvula ishaya emgwaqweni, umsindo ukhuphuka lapho umnyango we-Iceberg Lounge uvulwa kakhulu. Ibhari yokukhanya okuncane, ukubona okuncane kakhulu phakathi komlilo wezinsalela ezishisayo ezikhaleni njengokufa. Lokhu…funda kabanzi
USteven waphakanyiswa waphakanyiswa nguPixel owayenokukhathazeka kakhulu. “USteven, umhlane wakho uyaphuma igazi.” USteven wahlala, engazi ukuthi akwenzeni. “Kwenzeka ngezikhathi ezithile. Akukhathazi njengokwakujwayelekile.” “Usho ukuthini ngokwakujwayelekile? Ngifuna ukubona umhlane wakho.…( kulungiswe )funda kabanzi


Akajabuli ngami ukuthatha izithombe zakhe.

Ngithokozile futhi ngixakile tbh 🤨😂🤔🤣

Ngedwa futhi Ngiyaphazamiseka, ingabe kukhona okungalungile nami? Angazi ukuthi kufanele ngijabule. Noma ngivumele izinyembezi ziwelwe emehlweni ami ngaphandle kokuphela Ngizungezwe abantu kodwa angikaze ngizizwe ngedwa kangaka Ngedwa Ngifuna umuntu ukuba yikhaya lami. Umuntu oyedwa…funda kabanzi
Ubuso bempela besikhathi sokuvuka nezinyembezi; izikhwama zamehlo tho 😩 Ngicabange ukuthi izinwele zami zokulala zibukeka kangcono ngezinwele zami zemvelo nakuba amafrills engawathola kancane. Noma kunjalo, niyake niwasebenzise i-dry shampoo? Ingabe iyasebenza kahle kini?

Bonke abeluleki bezokholo nabaholi abahambisana nami kakhulu babe nenhloso eyodwa efanayo: Ukuhleka. Ngibone le "phenomenon" efanayo ngaphakathi kimi, futhi. Njengoba ngixhumana kakhulu nabantu, imvelo, kanye nazo zonke izinto ezisemkhathini, ngizizwa ngijabule kakhulu ngakho konke. Hhayi ngenxa…( kulungiswe )funda kabanzi

Ngithathe i-squeaker ayikhiphe ethoyini yakhe ngoba iyingozi yokuphefumula. Wayengajabuli 😂
Angiqiniseki ukuthi ngiyawuthanda umoya opholile Noma ngabe ngijabule nje ngokukhanya ----------------- Iphimbo elifushane engalithanda ngenkathi ngidlala ngamashubhu futhi 👀

Angikaze ngithumele lapha, ngakho nginokudweba kwami okudala okuzokwenza ngithemba ukuthi kuzokuphoxa ucabange ukuthi ngiyingcweti, ejulile futhi emangalisayo esikhundleni sokuba nempilo ethokozisayo futhi elula yokudlala ngamazwi x)

*Ngokweqiniso kulabo abangajabuli nge-comedy engahlakaniphile.* *Akukho ingxoxo* Ngabe kukhona abanye abantu abangajabuli ngeComedy engahlakaniphile noma izinto ezijwayelekile ezihlanya abantu abaningi? …( kulungiswe )funda kabanzi
Ngiyajabula!!!
