#comedy #jokes #smile #random Once upon a time there was a prince who talked too much. He would just talk and talk and talk without ever listening. His fairy godmother got so fed up that she cast a spell that meant he could only speak a single word each year. If he didn’t speak for the entire year,... read more

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Thouseef

ENTJ

Virgo

😅😅😅

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Sir Nerdyton

INTJ

Aquarius

Accurate

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Matt

18m

INFJ

Scorpio

My type

#memes #funny

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Joseph

INTJ

Leo

Decent Comedians?

Anyone have any recommendations for decent Comedians these days? I've found it hard to find someone who doesn't just rely on low-hanging fruit when it comes to comedy. I really prefer people who are clever and smart, and not just crass and mean.

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Jynipher

ISFP

Taurus

CLEAN CHECK: Uh oh someone didn’t take a bath/shower!

Which one of you is it? Now you have to deal with with Mr. Sprinkles

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Mikalob kelly

34m

INFJ

Aquarius

Hanging by a thread slowly screaming like the meme goat ahhhhhhhh 🤣🤣🐐

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Matt

INFJ

Scorpio

Gift ideas

#memes #funny

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12h

ISTP

Taurus

What do u guys think of me just off looking

Make any kind of assumptions about me by looking at my profile ready…GOO

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Jynipher

ISFP

Taurus

I decided to try to listen to an asmr video for the first time and got offended but also sad at the same time 🤣

Never again will I do that again, 18 minutes of my time wasted

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Matt

35m

INFJ

Scorpio

Lunch break

#memes #funny

#comedy

Jynipher

ISFP

Taurus

dad jokes

Comedy Community

My dad unfortunately passed away and we didn't know his blood type, his last words were "be positive"

When does a joke turn into a dad joke??? When it becomes apparent.

What's the scariest plant? The bamBOO

"What Is the most popular fish in the ocean? A Starfish"...e dopo questa disinstallo l'applicazione grazie 😅🙃

I only got single mom jokes sorry 😂

What did sushi A say to sushi B? Wasabi

I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy 🤷

Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack

My dad used to tell me this one: Me: Dad, I'm thirsty. Dad: Hi, thirsty. I'm Friday. Come over Saturday and we'll have a Sundae. Me: ....😐 (edited)

I just made up a new word: plagiarism :D

I don't have a favorite word-play joke... I like to stay o-pun minded 😉

What's blue and not heavy?? Light blue

I asked my dog how his day was going ?......... he looked at me amd said ruff😂

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo Ones really heavy and the others a little lighter

How do you know if a frog is a pervert. It keeps saying "rub it"

Me: im cold Dad: go stand in the corner its 90° degrees

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Bored

No no listen to me play the recorder! Mwahahahha

😁

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Life is comedy until u get committed

Have some fun ?

Had to share this… in the range store today. 😂😂😂

If I saw my own hair clip like this I’d pass out too 😭

Cat: not necessarily in that order.😼😸

Mine would say: "Did you sleep well?" Ironic? I dunno 👀🤷🏽‍♀️🤣 How about you?

I love my humor even if it’s cheesy sometimes 🤪🤪

We Asians don't throw away sh*t tho! 😆 except our children. 😅 Me: Ma, i will throw useless stuff from the shed. Ma: leave my stuff alone. Me: we gotta make space tho. Ma: then, throw yourself out! Me: 👀😭

😂

When its your first time driving

So true 😂😂😂😂😂

Not made to fit in 👀🤣

Catmart

We are baddies!! Hehehehe

That sounds about right

Wait, women do this...?

What a way to start the Day

Chilling

Then I get heat flashes right away and have to either leave one leg out, both legs out but leave the blanket over the rest of my body or then I get mad and my heat flashes get worse and I end up taking my blanket completely off. Then the process restarts

My Dad: Moved to the capital city when he was very young, studied law, got a decent job & married to my Mom. Then they had me after 14 years waiting. Raised me as a city-girl with all gadget and stuff. Ungrateful Me : "Let's move to a small village and buy a house with a farm, Dad!" My Dad:

It's true ✌🏽

Have you ever while learning another language, messed up by accident? And if so what something funny you said? Mine is I was studying Japanese yesterday , and said someone was 2000 years old ( not 19 lol). I turned poor girl into a witch lol

Am I right

Break up box

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A day filed with laughter is a good day....Here's a joke to put a smile on your face

😅😅😅

Accurate

My type

Decent Comedians?

CLEAN CHECK: Uh oh someone didn’t take a bath/shower!

Hanging by a thread slowly screaming like the meme goat ahhhhhhhh 🤣🤣🐐

Gift ideas

What do u guys think of me just off looking

I decided to try to listen to an asmr video for the first time and got offended but also sad at the same time 🤣

Lunch break

💀💀this humor is me