Leo

Posted Tuesday, April 30, 2024

1mo

ENFP

Leo

4

5

silent bar, holy headache, all ain't calm

the night i went out for a drink with my friends. this was the first bar we went to and there were barely any drinking souls in the vicinity. and so we moved to an infamous club about a mile away. Lord knows how ducking hard i partied that night. so i got a bit wasted and my speech began to seem a bit hard to decypher, but not as wasted as my good friends. one of em needed to be carried and was heavy af that i lost my balance on the way to the sidewalk. said friend then gave me a huge uppercut to the chin with her booze-infused skull and laid on the side of the road like it was a queen-sized bed from Target. (she's fine tho) the day after, i came to our local church late for a meeting with His Holiness, looking like your one uncle who downed a ton of brewskies. i said i had a boatload of work done last night til 5am (but actually it was caused by carrying someone heavier than my neighbor's washing machine out of the club, and a miserable hangover)... ohhh, but i know they knew. they knew. 🍺🍻🥃