Hi, I'm a man from anywhere, any age, any physical attributes. I believe that posting a generic request for sex will attract a woman. So please, please, please, will someone have sex with me? Come on, someone has to be interested, right? Oh god why isn't this working??? Edit before people get on me: this is a satirical post making fun of all the dudes who make this kind of post. It's satire, because even if your goal is to just hook up (different strokes) this is the worst way to connect with anyone. Unless you want to connect with a cat fishing serial killer. (edited)

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What do you mean "any physical attributes"? Sometimes they attach a blurry gym photo! What more do you want?!

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You ever see the movie Megamind? Hal was basically your satirical post. I've personally had way too many dudes over the years say "just got out of a relationship and I miss the sex so someone please help me out with a FWB sort of situation until a better option comes along" in their profiles and I mean, talk about a "pick up line". Haha...no. Some actually get ticked off when you're like um...no thank you? Not interested. (edited)

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I have a strict view of meme -apparrently too critical 🤷🏼‍♀️- thus I cannot give you the little 💙, fore I do not "like" posts in the wrong category 🙃 But I enjoyed the satire. Thank you for brightening my day a bit 🌞 (edited)

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