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Te hapori weird, kōrero, me te matapaki.
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Kei te whakaaro pōrangi anō

I tetahi tangata i pātea ahau e kī ana he rite ahau ki te wahine pātea mohoao me te kaihoko huawhenua pōhara. Nā reira, i tango au i tētahi whakaahua ātaahua i te tere ki te kite he aha te raru e kōrero ana ia!( whakatikahia )


E mōhio ana au ki tēnei. I etahi wā ka pāwhiri au ki te kōtaha o tētahi hei te kite mēnā ka taea e au te whakatau i te wahi i ahu mai ai rātou 🫣
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He pai ki a wai atu ngā mea haunga? Tēnā whakarongo mai.. Ngā mea pērā i: Creosote, bitumen, ngā pākete rubber, ngā whārangi o ngā pukapuka hou, te pēne, he mea pātea i te rākau? 🧐🤔

Kei te tīmata au ki te whakaaro he aha te mea e tupu ana. He mea rerekē e pā ana …… Ka tīmata anō te micro i a ia anake I tetahi atu Ka tīmata anō te kaitākaro cd i a ia anake i te mea i te rūma kē au. He mea whakamataku 👻 boo Ki te whakaaro he raru hiko tēnei


Ka mahi au i tetahi atu huarahi i to koe, e ai ki te mea he pai katoa, he raru au, ko wai? Ko au, ko koe?( whakatikahia )

I tipu ake au i te whare karaitiana kātā. Āhua karaitiana ake i te pakeke. Kāore au i te haere ki te mīhana, ā, i te wā katoa ka kitea e au he mea whakamīharo. Nō reira, ka whakapae au i te mīhana me ngā necco.

I ngā tāngata rerekē i 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘 Am Harley Quinn he pai ki te tutaki ki a koe ngā reo kāore i kōrero rātou i taua mea ♦️♦️♦️🃏🃏🃏🃏( whakatikahia )

Kei te pēhea te āhua o te mea, kāore e taea e au te whakautu ki ngā karere i runga i ētahi taupānga. Mēnā he Discord, he Messages, ka whakautu au i te wā tonu, engari mō Messenger, mō Whatsapp, ka noho rātou i reira mō ngā rā. Kāore au e mōhio he aha 🤔🤔🤔
E mohio ana au, kāore au e te mea ko au anake i konei, engari e tino pai ana au ki te haunga o ngā tīhāte hou.
Nāna i mea he pātea ahau i te wa e tuhinga ana i te reo Ingarihi, kāore te tangata i pātai i a au i mua i te whakatau? I mohio koe kāore te reo Ingarihi hei reo tuatahi māku? Ko te mea pono, ko te reo tuatoru tēnei. 🙄🙄 Ā, nāna i whakapae he hononga tāku nāna i te mea e 30 tau ana au, he Māori,…( whakatikahia )pānui atu

Tūhia ngā ringa! He huawhenua tāku, ā, e mōhio ana au ki te whakamahi!!!

Ko te nui o nga tane e marena ana i konei he mea rorirori. “Kei te rapu noa ahau i nga hoa wahine.” Ae, ka pai e hoa lol

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Ka tutuki ia i taku rerekē 🤣😂🤷♂️( whakatikahia )
He aha te take e pēnei ana rātou, ā, he aha te take he tino pātea ngā waewae? 😭

Ka taea e te tangata te kape i te wā e tūpono ana te mea i tō taha, e pakaru ana? Pērā i te wā e uta ana te mea, ka tūpono au ka whakakāinga hei uta me ia 😂

Me hiahia au ki te awhina, nō reira e 314am ana, ā, i te mea i whakaarahia au e te rongo o te pōuri, pēnā i te mea i te nuinga o aku toto i te pāmahana, me āta whakaaro au?


Ngā tāne e mau ana i te āhua kāwai.

Au i te kata

He tino weirdo au, tēnā koe! 😎 Ā, ko te ringa pokanga hoki he mea whakakatakata! Lol 🤣🤣🤣
Kei te mōhio au he pāwera kei roto i taku kiri, ā, e pai ana au ki tēnei.

I kati rātou te huarahi i mua i te wā i taea ai e au te uru i mua i te haere ki te mahi.

Kei te hiahia au ki te pānui mō ngā mea e kōrero ana koe, kāore e taea te mea atu.
Ngā Pānui Whai Pānga
E te Atua, tukuna mai he Anahera ki ahau, kei te tino hiahia au ki tētahi.

Kātahi anō ka oma

Kei te hiahia au i tētahi hei kēmu tahi (i runga i p) e noho ana i Neterlands (ka pai au ki Limburg, engari ko te wahi i NL he pai katoa) Ka kēmu au i ia rā, ā, e hiahia ana au i tētahi hei tokorua, mēnā he hoa āu e hiahia ana ki te hono, he pai tonu hoki! Ko ngā kēmu e pā ana ki au i tēnei wā:…( whakatikahia )pānui atu

He pukatuhi tāku mō ngā mea katoa e mahi ana ahau He pukatuhi mō ngā kupu whakakaha i a au anō, he pukatuhi anō mō te mihi, he pukatuhi anō mō aku reta ki taku tāne ā muri ake nei (āe, kāore anō au kia tūtaki ki a ia) he pukatuhi anō mō te tuhi whakaaro me ngā reta ki te Atua, he pukatuhi anō mō te…pānui atu

He tino pai ki ahau te noho i roto i te motokā, i te pahi rānei.. me te mātakitaki i ngā tāngata e taraiwa haere ana, me te titiro atu ki roto i ō rātou motokā He rite ki te mātakitaki i tētahi atu ao, ko taua whānau anake kei roto ..he rerekē tērā? Ki ahau nei, kāo.
E TINO KOE TE KĀINGA MO TE TANGATA I TE ORA >_< ētahi o aku whakaritenga mō te tangata: 1. kaiwhakarato moni 1. ka tuku mai i āna kupuhipa katoa 1. pātea 1. pārekareka (ehara i te mea raru) 1. me te pakeke atu i ahau 2. teitei 3. ngā taringa pātea 4. nerd 5. pātea 6. mōhio ki te mutu te kōrero…( whakatikahia )pānui atu
He pākiki noa ahau ki te mōhio he pēhea rawa te rerekē o Luna — kāore a Julie, tōna tuahine, i te tino rata ki tēnā, ā, he wā anake ka pēnā ia.

E mōhio ana au he āhuatanga kino kei a au, engari e whakapono ana au he tangata pāpori au, kei roto au i te wāhi rerekē kāore au e taea te kōrero ki ngā tāngata i te kanohi, nō reira he pai ki au te kōrero i runga ipurangi. Ka pouri au mēnā ka puta mai au hei tangata kino i te tīmatanga, kāore au e…pānui atu
Kua pā anō tēnei wheako ki tētahi atu? I taku hokinga mai ki te kāinga i muri i taku haerenga tuatahi ki tāwāhi, ki Mexico, i tino harikoa ahau, ā, i hiahia ki te kōrero ki aku hoa me taku whānau katoa mō taku wheako, ki te whakaatu i aku whakaahua, me te kōrero i ngā kōrero katoa mō ngā mea i pā…pānui atu








He mea rerekē rānei kei te haere au ki te rāngai e pā ana ki te whakatū i te hononga, e spend ana au i te 2 marama e mahi ana, engari e rapu ana hoki mō tētahi atu, ā, ka noho au i te 2 marama e aro ana ki aku ake whāinga? I kī mai te tangata he mea rerekē, he mea miihini, engari e whakaaro ana au…pānui atu
Kāore he unmatching engari he tangata kei reira ka ngaro rātou i a koe mō te wā roa i muri i tō kōrero ki a rātou. He mea rerekē tēnei ki ahau, pēnā ka hiahia koe ki te kōrero, ki te hāngai anō rānei lmao. Ka hiahia au ki te mōhio he aha te mea kei roto i tō hinengaro. Nā te mea ka rongo au i te…pānui atu
Tēnā pea ko au te tangata rerekē (kaore e taea te mea tuatahi) engari ka kitea e au he tino raru te whakaari ki ngā tangata kāore e mōhio ana au. Kāore au e hiahia ki te tangata kāore e mōhio ana au e kōrero ana mō taku āhua… ā, kātahi ka tūmanako mai ki au ki te whai whakaaro mō ngā kōrero kāore i…pānui atu
Ko te mea ngaro ki te hari, ko te mea hei whakatūpato i a koe, ko te mea e pai ana ki a koe, ka wehe atu te hunga he, engari ka hono mai te hunga tika ki te kanikani 🦋
Nui te ngeru Kai pai Tāne rerekē koira, kāore e riro i a au ngā tohu engari e whakaahua ana i te nuinga o ngā kōtaha rāngai o ngā tāne i taku pakeke lol Ā, āta whakaaro au ka taea e au te rerekē hoki, ā, kei te pai au ki tēnā
He pai te whakapaipai FX nāna i te Oketopa engari, i te pono, HE TINO HALLOWEEN I ROTO I TŌKU NGākau >:3 Kia mau ki te rerekē i reira e hoa mā :}




Ka moe ia i te ahua rerekē lol

Ehara au i te tangata kino. Ehara au i te tangata ātaahua. Ko au te kōtiro rerekē Autistic i te kura tuarua i whai au i te āhua pai. He rerekē taku āhua. Mēnā kāore koe e pai ki tēnā, haere tonu mai, hoa. 🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️
I hiahia au ki te tiki i tētahi totem rerekē ki te pokapū, pērā i te totem i hangaia mai i ngā hello kitties me te ipu i runga mō taku pēnā iti hou. (Ko te rua e titiro ana ki te pai kāore i te pai, kua whakatōhia anō rātou, kāore e rua ngā pakiaka, e mōhiotia ana kāore e pai te titiro)

He nui ngā tāngata kāore e hiahia. Kāore e tino rerekē. Ki te whakaaro ka taea e te tangata kē te huri i taku whakaaro mō tēnei whakatau i te ao? He rerekē tēnā. Ka mōhio au he mea nui te whai tamariki ki ētahi tāngata, e tautoko ana au i a koe, engari me rapu koe i tētahi rākau rerekē.
I tata ki te aukati i te katoa i konei, mo tetahi take kaore au e mohio he aha te take kaore au e pai ki te nui o nga tangata rorirori

he mea rerekē ki te tuku tiktok’s pēnei?
He kīrehe ngeru rerekē ia

Kei te kore au e pāpā, engari ki te mea ka riro au i te hapūtanga, ka noho hei mō te tangata nui tino mōhio kua kitea e koe. Ka mahi ia i ngā mea rerekē pērā i te hā i aku ringaringa, ā, ka kī au, ka ngau i tōna mata i te mea e kī ana, "He tikau au, ā, he hiku kurī koe." Ka tīmata tāua ki te mahi i…( whakatikahia )pānui atu

He mea noa ki te tangata kāore e pātai ki a koe i roto i te whanaungatanga? Pērā, ka taea e te tangata te tino hiahia ki a koe, engari kāore e pātai mō tō ao, tō whakaaro, tō ngākau, nō reira, mō ngā mea iti noa e pā ana ki a koe? Nā te tangata e kōrero ana au ki a ia mō ngā tau e rua kua pahure,…pānui atu
Taku pūngao rerekē: ngā mākete o ngā ngeru, ngā kuri, ngā tamariki, me ngā pōtae pēpi.

E mōhio ana au he mea rerekē te ahua, engari he tino reka!


He raru te ahua o te hohonu e hiahia ana ahau ki te ruku hei rapu i nga meme. Ka rite ki te kore e penapena nga meme i tenei wa. 🥲( whakatikahia )


Kua hoki mai au ki te kāinga mō te wā iti, ā, i haere au ki tētahi "rīpene mīti" Tērā pea he whakaaro rerekē, engari, i te iti rawa, i te Midwēst o Amerika, he mea noa tēnei. Ka tuku mīti te tangata, ahakoa te momo (kau, poaka, heihei etc.) ā, ka hoko ngā tāke te tangata i te tūmanako ka toa. I…pānui atu

Kua hoki au ki te rēhita i muri i te marena roa. He tino rerekē ngā tāne i tēnei wā mō te noho pono ki ā rātou kare ā-roto, ā, kua rite ki te whakarere i te mea kāore he take pai.. he aha te mea e tupu ana?
He tino rerekē te kite i taku makawe e herea ana, ahakoa kāore au i herea mō ngā marama e rua.

Pērā i te pātea ki tētahi atu, engari ka riro katoa hei mea rerekē? Ko au anake? Aroha mai .-.
Pēpi, whakaaturia mai ngā mea katoa:( I got ya love👻☠️🫰🏼enjoy my skeleton.( whakatikahia )
