Gentle reminder to the gents: Flattery without substance is like cologne on a corpse. Smells loud, but it's still dead inside. Anyway, shoutout to Eric from Severn, MD. 🤭😙 You have been warned, ladies and gents.Some people act so feral online I wouldn’t leave my drink unattended around them. ***Edit:*** To those saying “he was just being nice”—he called me a b**** the moment I didn’t respond the way he wanted and unmatched. If that’s your version of “kindness,” you’ve just proved my point. Saying "no" is not an invitation for a inner Andrew Tate audition. ***Edit 2:*** To those insisting this was “a fail on both sides”: Please reflect on why people having boundaries is seen as provocation. I wasn’t “rude”,I was discerning. And if that alone sends a man spiraling into slurs and tantrums, maybe he wasn’t ready for human connection. Being unbothered isn’t the same as being unkind. ***Edit 3:*** For those somehow still confused : my profile clearly states “Looking for friends only.” If someone saw that and still chose to open with “beautiful” and love-bombing, they weren’t misled. They just ignored it and got mad I didn’t play along. (edited)

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Gemini

Your response wasn't even mean, there were lots of ways on his part to spin that into a nice conversation but I guess you cooked his brain when you diverged from the script playing out in his head 🙄😅

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Sagittarius

Pffff good lord - I don't understand the compliment tsunami approach. When so many are doing it, it just doesn't make the words have much meaning. Also - dodged a bullet it seems, he better learn to behave :p

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Leo

Why you went so hard on this guy he just tried to be nice 🤨 (edited)

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Libra

People that start conversations along the lines with “omg you re the most beautiful/gorgeous person that I’ve ever laid eyes on” with intentions to flirt are fake bitches and I’m so over it. (edited)

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Gemini

You should've gave him the Transformers definition of "spark" Would've changed his life

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Scorpio

Man your really getting the best of the best huh

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Sagittarius

I mean what he said may have lacked substance, but he wasn't a jerk at first. I think he eventually responded with the same kind of energy you were giving off IMHO. I mean you came off like a sarcastic ass from the very begining, so after a couple of responses like that I guess he had enough. Most folks responding to this don't seem to be genuine, but to me it looks like a fail from both parties involved...

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Gemini

Ugh, men (and people) like this are exhausting. I'm so sorry you had to deal with that, but glad you stood your ground. ❤️

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Aquarius

Some need a test, a check if their feelings are true, stay safe 💓

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Gemini

Guess I'll just have to try a different way then

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Scorpio

That’s crazy

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Sagittarius

The bar isn’t in hell, the guy knows it’s hyperbole, you know it’s hyperbole. I guess sparks are slightly above hell then :) Obviously noone is trying to be sexy after being shot down but I appreciate the insight provided:)

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Capricorn

I think the guy a tad bit narcissist

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Cancer

Men don't understand that the love bombing thing is not a fool proof method. They think complimenting you is going to drop your pants and you'll be madly in love and suddenly they have the woman of their dreams now, but most of these men don't have the substance or personality to back anything up.

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Can this year be over yet?

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Like me?

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Welp, got bills to pay 🙃

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Just in case you need to see a raccoon today 😁🦝

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Don’t read this, it’s gross

This heatwave is enough to turn a bawbag into the consistency of chewed gum

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Would you rather teleport, but only to the last place you peed, or fly, but only at your walking speed?

And why? (edited)

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I definitely need a filter

External gf works as a better filter than my internal lawyer lmao.

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