Uluntu lwe-Genius
Uluntu lwe-genius, incoko, kunye nengxoxo.
93 IISOULS
KONKE
genius
Dibana Nabantu Abatsha
UKUKHUTSHELWA
Uluntu lwe-genius, incoko, kunye nengxoxo.
93 IISOULS
KONKE
genius
Dibana Nabantu Abatsha
UKUKHUTSHELWA

Kufana nokujonga emgirini. Kodwa njengoko. Ngale mibhobho yokubhala iincwadi zenziwe ngazo. Ndandifihla kum ndedwa ixesha elide, ndingathathi xabiso lokucinga ngemvakalelo zam kwaye ndihlala "ndikhangela phantsi, ndiphume" kwiindawo ezahlukeneyo endandicinga ukuba zikhona. Ndiphumeleleβ¦funda okungakumbi

#humor #funny #genius

Iiposti Ezinxulumeneyo
Ukulandela iimanga zakudala, kwaye ukufuna umlingane kwiimeko zokuhlola ezinye. Iiponti ezongezelelweyo ukuba ungayixabisa ubuchule bokwakha obungaphezulu kwako konke!






Ndicela imibuzo kumadoda nakwabafazi apha? Ubringela ubuso obuhle okanye ubuntu obuhle? Ubringela iingxoxo ezincinci okanye ngaba imisebenzi yakho ijolise kakhulu kwaye ihlukeneyo? Ubonisa ngokwenene kwiifoto okanye ngaba zininzi iifilitha kunye neengqekembe ezikhangela abanye? Ngokudabukisayo,β¦funda okungakumbi


Ngumqondo wezempi obalaseleyo endiwudinga



UTomb Raider King, ukunyuka okukodwa, kuhle ukubona ezinye iincwadi zewebhu ezidumileyo kunye nemifanekiso ifike kwiimeko ze-anime ezidumileyo. UOutcast ungomnye. Akukho xesha lide kwaye singenza sibe neengqondo eziphumelelayo zomlinganiswa wombhalo! π€€



Uyi mculi onobuchule kakhulu. Uyi ngqiqo yomculo. Umyalezo wam ophambili.

Ukusebenzisa iilekthofu zam kwi-fridge nakwi-freezer kwaye le yayiyingcamango engqondweni!

"Ukuba ujabule naphi na, kufuneka sibe sithwele ubuhlungu ngexesha elinye..." - Edgar Allan Poe Ukuba ndiyakhumbula kakuhle, ndafumana le ncwadi ekuqaleni konyaka... kwaye kufuneka ndivume ukuba ubuchule bukaPoe... buphumelele ukundithabatha Ngaphambi kokufumana imisebenzi epheleleyo, bendiveleβ¦( ilungisiwe)funda okungakumbi

Ayisiyonto yokuhlunga, ndiyasebenzisa nje ilanga hahaha :D




Ubuchule bokubona, ndiza kufika apho, kufuneka ndiphucule kuphela kumxholo. Ndiyakholelwa ukuba ndandiyingcali yomculi waseDutcha kwimpilo endiyiphilileyo. ποΈπ¨( ilungisiwe)


Ndihlala ndikude nabantu abakhathalali kalula. baphosa umngcipheko. Kodwa le nto iyahlekisa.
Ndiyiqedile iDeath Note okokuqala kwaye ngokwenene ndiyifumene ingumgangatho ophakathi. Ndiyibeka kwi-5/10 kum. Yenye yezi anime endaziyo ukuba wonke umntu uyayithanda kwaye nangona ndiyithanda i-lore, andikwazi ukumamela umlingiswa ophambili. Kancinci kuba ndifanele ukuba andimthandi, kwayeβ¦funda okungakumbi
Sijolise kumphakathi opholile emjikijeleni! π Ukufisela Usuku Lokuzalwa oluhle kakhulu kumphakathi weBlue Lock, uMeguru Bachira! Ongalindelekanga, ongenamkhawulo, kwaye njalo edlala ngothando olungapheliyo. π₯ ubuchule obuphambili kunye namandla alungileyo kuphela!β¦funda okungakumbi

Ukusebenzisa iile leftovers zam kwi-fridge nakwi-freezer kwaye le yayiyingcamango engqondweni!

Kutheni ngokwe-statistics kubonakala ukuba 1/4 abantu baya kuba ngabanye ubomi babo bonke de kube ngu-2030? Ngaba ukuphola kunzima xa kuthelekiswa neendleko zokuphila kumahhala kokuba ngabanye. Iingaba iimeko zentlalo zikhulisa ubudlelwane ukuze zifanele umphakathi wobomi obungabanye? Ndiyavuma xaβ¦funda okungakumbi
Uyi-genius ngemidlalo yakhe yokuhlekisa
Ndiyiqalile ukubukela iMagical Revolution of the Reincarnated Princess and the Genius Young Lady. Ewe, leyo yinxalenye epheleleyo. Iziqendu zineentlobo ezide ukuba zide π€ Yuri coded
Uhambo lwe-Expo. Ujini. Ubuchule.



AB - umphanga okanye i-genuis ngokucacileyo ndingumgenuis πππ( ilungisiwe)


Ndiyavuma ukuba ndiyathanda oku. Ndiyacinga ukuba kuyafana ne-loop yokuphendula enomtsalane ye-TiNe ejolise kumoya efana ne-Apple Genius Council ukusuka eSouth Park.

Ukunciphisa phambi kokuba uqonde iinkcukacha kukungazi. Ukunciphisa emva kokuba uqonde iinkcukacha kukuhlakanipha.
Ndibangele ukuhleka kwabantu abaninzi, ndiyahamba.

Zigcwele ngenyama eqhotyoshelweyo kunye nemixube yevegi. Le yenzeka ngengozi. Bendiphuma emoyeni ndaza ndacoca irhasi enye phakathi endaweni yokuy cutshela ngasemva, ndaza ndahlala ndicinga. "Huh, zifana neepokethi ngoku. NDINGUMQONDISI."

β Iqhubekayo β«οΈβ«οΈβ«οΈ

Ukulalela indoda endala ibiza yona ngokwayo "ingqondo" ngokuqhubekayo akusiyonto endake ndacinga ukuba ndiza kuyihlangabezana nayo. Akukho mphathiswa okanye i-CEO yento, ngumnikazi nje owenza umsebenzi onzima njengabo bonke abanye. Lezi zezinye zeemeko, ndoda.
Konke endikubonileyo malunga ne-nasa kunye ne-space force kunye nababillionaire bonke abanomdla ku-Han Solo bakhangela ukuhamba kwendawo kunye nokuhlola indawo ngendlela engalunganga njengoko ndikuxelele kwezinye iiposti, yeka ukucinga nge-millennium falcon kwaye ucinge nge-death star. Injongoβ¦( ilungisiwe)funda okungakumbi