Uluntu lwe-Weird

Necco

Ndakhulela kwikhaya leenkolo zikaKristu. Ngaphezu koko, ndaba nguKristu ngokuhamba kwexesha. Andizange ndikwazi ukwenza imisa kwaye ndandihlala ndithanda kakhulu. Ngoko ndandizama ukwenza imisa ngama-necco.

Pew pew

Beka izandla zakho phezulu! Ndine-veggie kwaye ndiyazi indlela yokuyisebenzisa!!!

Ndiyindida

Ndiyazi oku. Ngamanye amaxesha ndicofa kwi profayile yomntu ukuze ndibone ukuba ndingakwazi ukucacisa ukuba bavelaphi 🫣

uMgqibelo

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Iimvakalelo ezingaqhelekanga 🦨

Ngaba kukhona omnye ofuna izinto ezinokuthandeka? Mva kum.. Izinto ezifana ne: Creosote, bitumen, iirhasi, amakhasi ezincwadi ezintsha, uphethiloli, umphunga ophumile? 🧐🤔

I-Pickle

Uhlanya okanye uyoyikisa 👀

Ndiyakwazi ukuqonda ukuba kwenzeka ntoni. Kukho izinto ezithile ezingaqhelekanga ezenzekayo …… I-Micro ivula ngokwayo Okanye I-CD player iqale ngokwayo. Ndandikwi enye igumbi. Uhlanya 👻 boo Ndicinga ukuba yinkxalabo ye-electrical

Jonga umphakathi omhle! 😅

...kodwa wawufumene njani lo mbono, ngempela?

Andingayenzi into engaqhelekanga, ungowakho

Ndiyenza ngokwahlukileyo kunokuba wena, oko kuthetha ukuba kulungile okanye ndiyinto engaqhelekanga, ngubani ongajolise kum okanye kuwe?( ilungisiwe)

Kodwa, Iweird

Ngenxa yokuba ndiyenzele iimpazamo ezimbalwa ngexesha lokuthumela imiyalezo ngesiNgesi, umntu uphumelele ngokukhawuleza ngaphandle kokundibuza kuqala? Uyayazi na ukuba isiNgesi asiyonto yam yokuqala? Ngempela, yisiNgesi sam sesithathu. 🙄🙄 Kwaye ke ucinga ukuba ndise relationship ngenxa yokuba…( ilungisiwe)funda okungakumbi

Hello 29-34 ubudala

Ngaba abantu abaqhelekileyo be 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘 Am Harley Quinn bayamkeleka ukukwazi izandi ezithetha ukuba akukhona oko bakuthethayo ♦️♦️♦️🃏🃏🃏🃏( ilungisiwe)

Kutheni oku kwenzekile kwaye ngubani owenze lokhu 😂?!

Iintshumayelo

Ngaba ndiyedwa okanye uyayithanda ukuphendula kwiitekisi kwiindawo ezithile. Ukuba yi-discord okanye iMessages, ndiphendula ngokukhawuleza kodwa kwiMessenger okanye iWhatsapp, ziya kuhlala apho iintsuku. Andiqondi ukuba kutheni 🤔🤔🤔

Ngubani omunye?

Ndiyazi ukuba andiyena wedwa apha, kodwa ndiyawuthanda umphunga weeshati ezintsha.

lol

Inani leendoda ezishade apha likhulu. “Ndiyafuna nje abangane besifazane.” Yeaaaa kulungile mhlobo lol

Ibhakabhaka nje idlula entloko yam kwaye idlula kwi-ofisi yam. Kwiqhwa ngaphandle.

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Molo, akusiyonto yeKhisimusi kodwa hey

🧦

Ingaba uyakuhambelana nobuqhophololo bam 🤣😂🤷‍♂️( ilungisiwe)

Uphango

Kutheni bejolise kanje kwaye kutheni benamakhono amade kakhulu 😭

Iimikhwa engajolanga

Ngaba kukho umntu owenza oku ngenjongo, xa into ethile ikufriza okanye ibhujiswa? Njengoko into ilayisha, ndiyafriza ndize ndiphantse ndilayishe nayo 😂

Ewe ngamanye amaxesha

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Uhlanya

Ndifuna isikhumbuzo ngoko ke ngu 314am kwaye ndavuswa nje ngumuzwa wokungonwabi njengoko uninzi lwegazi lam luphumelele, umuzwa onje, ngaba kufuneka ndikhathazeke?

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UTina uthe hello

Ndiyathandana ngokungaqhelekanga...

Amadoda agqoka isitayela se-cowboy.

I leviosaaaa!!!

Mna

Mna xa ndihleka

🤣😎💯🖕🏻👋🏻

Ndiyindoda engalunganga, enkosi kakhulu! 😎 Kwaye umnwe ophakathi ophambeneyo uyahlekisa! Lol 🤣🤣🤣

Iimpukane

Kukho ngokuqinisekileyo iimpukane kwi zikhumba zam kwaye ndiyathanda oku

Ngokokuqala ndibona ihelikopta emgwaqweni. 🤯

Bavala umgwaqo omkhulu phambi kokuba ndikwazi ukufika phambi kokuhamba emsebenzini.

Uphila njani okanye umntu uyakubiza?

Ndifuna ukufunda malunga noko uthetha ngako, akusekho.