Hapori Hypothetically

Ka noho tonu koe ki te mātakitaki, kāore?

I te whakaaro, e mātakitaki ana koe i tētahi raupapa, ā, he pērā i tētahi tuhinga. I te pokanga o tētahi o ngā wāhanga, ka pā te wāhanga ki a koe, ka rongo koe i te kino, ka tīmata te rongo i te raru, ka huri tō āhua, kāore rānei e whakamahara mai ki tētahi mea pāngia... He aha tāu e mahi ai?

He aha tāu whakaaro?

Kia ora koutou! Kei te pēhea koutou? Ko te tūmanako kei te pai tō koutou tīmatanga ki te wiki. He pātai ātaahua tāku, ā, e whakaaro ana au he mea motuhake tēnei mō ngā tāne i konei. Ka hiahia koe ki te noho hei "papa pēpi" e mau ana ki tētahi wahine kāore e mōhio ana koe? Hei tauira, ki te mea…pānui atu

Ngā Whakatūpato

Ki tāku whakaaro, me whai kōwhiringa hei whakaatu i te pono. Kāore au e mōhio ki a koutou, engari i te wā e kite ana au i tētahi tangata e pai ana ki a au, ka pānui au i ngā taipitopito o tā rātou kōtaha, ka kitea e au ngā mea kāore e taea. I tēnei kōtaha i whai i ngā mea katoa e rapu ana au,…pānui atu

Ka noho koe i te ora me nga whakama, i te kore?

Kaore au e huri i tetahi mea na te mea, ki te kore nga mea i pa ki au i te ora, kaore au e noho hei ko au i tenei ra! Ko tetahi huringa iti ka taea te whakapai i to oranga, i tetahi atu ka taea te whakaroa, a, kaore e taea e koe te mohio i mua i te whakatau hypothetically. Ki te whiriwhiri koe ki…pānui atu

Pukapuka = Te Hinengaro

Ka mohio koe he mea whakakata, i te wa e whakaaro ana te tangata he tangata puha koe, ka kiia e ratou "E hia nga pukapuka kua panuihia e koe?". I tetahi atu, e tohu ana ko te panui pukapuka he mea mo nga tangata mohio. Na reira, i taua whakaaro, ki te panui au i te rima tekau nga manga yaoi, ka…pānui atu

Pūhia

Ka mōhio koe ki ngā pātai 'I te whakaaro hypothetically'? Ka pā te whakamā 🥺. Ko te mea, kāore koe e mōhio mēnā e hiahia ana ia ki te pono, ki te rongo i ngā mea e hiahia ana ia ki te rongo 🫣🤷🏽‍♂️. Ka ngaro au i ngā wā katoa, i te tino pōhēhē.

He aha te kararehe

I te whakaaro, ki te kore e tino whakahirahira, e hara i te ture, e hara i te tikanga, he aha te kararehe mohoao e hiahia ana koe ki te noho ki roto i to whare me koe, kaore he whare? Ka whakaaro katoa te katoa mo tenei, ehara i te mea ko au anake lol 🤭

Ka taea e te tangata te takaro i tēnei kēmu

I te whakaaro, mehemea e hiahia ana au ki te mahi tahi, ā, ko tēnei anake te huarahi ki te takaro, ka hono mai koutou, ā, mehemea ka pēnā, kāore e pākiki ki te tono ki tāku kaiwhakamahi, ka whakahoki au.

Te aroha pouri

I te whakaaro, ki te mea kei roto tatou i tetahi pukapuka aroha pouri, ka waiho tatou hei hoa riri, hei tangata ke, hei upoko e whakatūria ana e te katoa ki te whakatūpato i tetahi ki tetahi?😏

Ngā wāhine, he aha ngā whakamātautau me whai ngā tāne hei rapu i ngā wāhine pai?

Ko te mea nui e pā ana ki te rāngai he uaua. Kāore he aratohu tika nāna i te mea he rerekē te katoa, nō reira e tumanako ana au ki te ako i ngā whakaaro o ngā wāhine mō tēnei. Ko taku whakamātautau i whakaaro ai au, ko te mea i muri i te mōhio ki a tātou anō hei noho pai ki te awhi ki te mātaki i…pānui atu

Hmmm...Kei te hiahia au

I te whakaaro, ka haere koe ki te ongoonga tuatahi me te tangata hou (ka waiho e au ki a koe te whakaaro mo te waahi o te ongoonga)...he aha te mea kotahi o nga kakahu ka taea e taua tangata te mau ki te ka kawea koe i te wa tuatahi? Ka haere au ki te speedo, ki te shirt/potae Trump.

Ae, kāore mō te hononga wātea?

I te whakaaro, mēnā e hiahia ana koe ki tētahi hononga roa, engari i tutaki koe ki tētahi tangata pai, e whakaae ana, he mea whakamīharo, e noho ana mō te wā poto noa iho i mua i tō rātou haerenga ki tētahi atu wāhi (hei tauira, 6 marama, kāore pea, i mua i te haerenga ki te noho ki tētahi atu), ka…( whakatikahia )pānui atu

teitei i roto i te whanaungatanga 📏🤔

I had to rephrase it to make more sense Do you believe that there may be a primal desire to protect and be protected? Do you feel that when you choose a partner, you think: this one I can protect, or in the other case, for this person I can be protected? So, hypothetically, would there be an…( whakatikahia )pānui atu

Ka hiahia te katoa ki te noho hei Tangata Pai, hei Wahine Pai, engari mēnā he hara ka taea e koe te pātea i runga i te whakaaro, he aha tēnā?

I te whakaaro He aha tāu e mahi ai?

Mēnā, i muri i te 2 wiki o te pēhanga teitei, e tuku ana koe i ngā kōwhiringa e rua ki tō hoa - kei te hoki au ki te kāinga mō te mirimiri i te pokanga, nāna i pēnā te pēhanga, kāore au e haere ki te whare hākinakina? He aha mēnā ka whakahoki ia: "nā, haere ki te whare hākinakina" He aha tāu e…pānui atu

Ngā whanaungatanga rahi te pakeke

He mea nui te pakeke? He tau anake te pakeke? Kei hea te rārangi e tuhia ai e koe? Kua whai wāhi ngā whanaungatanga katoa i pā ki a au ki ngā rahi pakeke nui. Ka whakaaro au he tino mau te tangata ki te pakeke, ā, he tere te tuku i ngā whakatau. I tino whakaroa au ki te hanga i tēnei pou. I runga…( whakatikahia )pānui atu

Ka taea e koe?

I te whakaaro, ka taea e koe te noho i tetahi hononga aroha me te pono ki tetahi tangata kaore e taea e koe te noho ki a ia i nga wa katoa? (Ko nga tauira ko te mea he kino nga hip, he whakatikatika hip, he ahua bone ngoikore, etc...) Ka taea e koe te noho hei tangata kore ingoa ma te pooti anake…( whakatikahia )pānui atu

Hypothetically

Mēnā he perehitana koe, he aha te mea tuatahi ka mahia e koe?

I te kōrero ātaahua.

Mōhiohio tāne

I te whakaaro, me pēhea te nui o te moni e tika ana ki te whakapau i runga i te mōhiohio tāne?( whakatikahia )

'Kei waho i tō rōpū?'

I te whakaaro, ka ngana koe ki te rāngai i te 'Tāngata kei waho i tō rōpū'? I tetahi atu kupu, ka rāngai koe i te tangata e 'Pūhiko ana i runga i tō taumata'? Engari, ehara i te mea ko tā rātou āhua anake, engari ko ngā āhuatanga o roto hoki( whakatikahia )

Whakawhitinga i muri i te noho tahi

I te whakaaro, ki te hiahia tetahi e tino pai ana koe ki te whakawhiti, ka whakaae koe, ka ngana ki te huri i to ratou whakaaro? (E hiahia ana ahau ki te kite mēnā ka rerekē ngā whakautu a ngā tangata huna ki ngā tangata pāpori, ā, mēnā ka rerekē ngā whakautu a ngā tāne ki ngā wāhine)( whakatikahia )

I te kōrero āhua, mēnā i piki koe ki a Boo ka kite koe i te tangata i pai ki ~94 o āu pou i te wā kotahi, me pēhea koe e whakautu? 😅

I te whakaaro, ka tuku koe i to tama / tamāhine ki te ongo'i i tetahi pērā i a koe? He aha te take?

Ko tēnei mō ngā wahine. (Ka taea e ngā tāne te kōrero, engari ko te nuinga o aku whakaaro kei te rapu mō te tirohanga a ngā wahine) I runga i te whakaaro, he aha te mea e hiahia ana te tāne hauā ki te mahi hei whakaarohia e koe te haere ki waho me ia?

Ka tutaki tonu koe ki tetahi e mahi ana i tenei?

I te whakaaro, ki te korero koe ki tetahi, a he tino pono, he nui rawa atu te korero i te mea e tika ana, ka hiahia tonu koe ki te tutaki ki a rātou i te tangata? Ka mea rānei koe he nui rawa atu te mōhiohio (na te mea kāore he tangata kē, kāore hoki te ao katoa e hiahia ki te mōhio) ā, ka whakaaro…( whakatikahia )pānui atu

Te Haunga Rīwai

Mēnā e pai ana ngā tāne ki te rīwai... ā, mēnā ka tae mai tētahi hoa pea ki tētahi rāngai e haunga ana ki te rīwai kua tunua, ka piki ake ngā pea o tana hiahia? He whakaaro pātea noa iho (engari kāore au he tāne, kāore hoki e pai ki te rīwai, ā, kāore au e rāngai, nō reira he pātea tēnei pātai)

Ki te rāngai, ki te kore rāngai

I te whakaaro, ka rāngai koe i tētahi e mahi ana i tētahi mahi mōrearea, ā, ka āwangawanga koe mō rātou i ngā wā katoa? **whakatūpato mō ngā kōrero kei raro** (Hei tauira, e mōhio ana au mō tētahi i kitea tana hoa mahi mate i te wā e mahi ana, ā, nā tēnei i pā ki te pouri i te hoa mahi i kitea e…pānui atu

Ka ngana tonu koe?

Mēnā e 1, e 2 ngā mea e aukati ana i a koe ki te noho i roto i tētahi whanaungatanga me te tangata e pai ana koe, ka ngana tonu pea koe. Engari, ki te whakaaro, he aha te mea mēnā he 3, he 4 ngā mea, ka ngana tonu koe? Kāore e pā ana tēnei ki ngā tohu kākāriki, ko te tikanga he 3, he 4 atu ngā…( whakatikahia )pānui atu

He pai, he riri?

I te whakaaro, ki te mea ka korero te hoa ki tana hoa penei: Kia tupato, me te tirohia tenei me tenei. I tetahi atu, Kaua e wareware i to potae, kaua e wareware i o karu ra, me nga mea ka taea e ratou te korero ki to tamaiti. Ka kitea e koe he pai, he riri?( whakatikahia )

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He pātai pono tāku. I te whakaaro, mēnā ko koe me tētahi atu he iwi rerekē, ā, kāore e rua e noho ana i ngā ahurea rerekē, engari he tino pai te tētahi atu ki a koe. Engari kāore te tētahi atu e pai ki te nuinga o ngā kai i tō ahurea, nāna i te take o te reka, te āhua rānei. Ka riri koe, kāore…( whakatikahia )pānui atu