Nicholas

Posted Friday, May 3, 2024

1mo

INTP

Pisces

5

4

Recovering from a toxic relationship

So i was dating this girl for 4 weeks and everything was going so well… i really thought she was the one. But the night before our wedding she took our wedding dowry and blew it all at the casino playing penny slots. Unfortunately that wasnt even the worst part. She then wrecked my car and faked her death so elaborately, there was even a funeral and it was open casket. I was so distraught with grief that i put her clothes on and talked to myself in the mirror to try and pretend like she was still here. But as i was walking by her dresser i noticed her diary, i couldnt resist opening it up, and i really wish i never did. Because it turns out she was actually a necromancer and was preparing to become a lichqueen. When i found out i was so infuriated that i immediately inrolled in the school of mystic arts, and became a master in illusion, so that i could create a mirror image of her and go through with the wedding which was still on for the next day. But right before the priest finished the nuptial blessing she had the audacity to show up and object under the grounds of consanguinity. Before i could even retort she quickly blew on her raiding horn and summoned a warband of ogres and goblins. My house fought tooth and nail until everyman had fallen and in the end all that stood before the ashes was me and my former lover. I cursed her for her wickedness and duplicity then demanded she repay me for the dowry that i was rightfully owed. But to my dismay she then let out a thunderous gaffaw, making a mockery out of me. my pride was so wounded i had no otherchoice but to yield and capitulate to her dominance. Her final flourish was placing a restraining order on me and taking full custody of our kids. Was I in the wrong? How can I recover from this?