Right Wing, Wrong Spot - Comedy

RIGHT WING, WRONG SPOT? (COMEDY): So, I use to work for a food delivery service back in 2015. Dispatcher contacted me one late night, "Hey, can you do a special delivery before calling it a night? From Wings Hot, you'll need to go inside the delivery establishment, also place the order yourself. Guaranteed tip and bonus for after hours. I sighed internally, "Yeah, sure why not. Got nothing better to do." Well about 25 minutes later, after a slight delay with the order, I hear my phone saying in a mellowed out voice, "Yo man, slow down, your stop is coming up on the right man. No wait, the other right" My GPS being voiced by Tommy Chong. I pull into the parking lot and look around, confused. I pull out my phone to check the order sheet, confirming location. Huh, delivering to a strip club. So I grab delivery bag, my Leather Bomber and Skull Ring Fedora, fitting in almost perfectly. As I approach the door with phone out, the bouncer starts to question me but then notices the bag, the t-shirt logo, so he realizes what's up. I walk in and see bustling eye candy from left to the right. The lovely lady that placed the order paid cash, which just happened to be retrieved from garter. I start to make change, she says "You're my hero. And keep the change, we especially don't do coins here" while gesturing to her outfit, like no pockets. Duh. She then smiles, takes her food, pivoting on heel, booty out on full display, hips swaying while walking away. So, afterward it took me a second to leave. I swear, it was a long hard day, and just happened to be really thirsty at this point. Besides, I got in without paying the cover charge. Plus, free advertising for my job, I was wearing my Delivery T-shirt. Since I could get business related tax deductions, I left a tip, well a few actually. So, remember gentleman, if you want to catch a stripper, you need a 'good wing' man. From: Justin Case Being an Artist Doesn't Pan Out WAR AXE (Wordsmith Alchemist Roman Artist X Entertainment) J. Roman Cain (edited)