Hapori Meanwhile

E hoa, tino kore rawa au e moe pēnei

Ka neke whakamuri tonu ia, ka taka atu i te tapa o tōku pakihiwi, kātahi ka tere whakatikatika anō i a ia, ā, ko au nei e ngana noa ana ki te panuku i taku waea, e hoa, tino rā.

Pūreretia

Ko Mack tēnei, kua ngenge ia nāna i te karo i te kurī i te ata. I te wā e ngana ana au ki te mahi i taku tepu

Ka pai ngā wahine katoa i konei ki ngā tāne whai whakaaro pure

I te wā e noho ana au, nō reira me noho tika.

Me 📸

I tenei wa, he tino rerekē taku ahua i te ao tūturu i te taha ki ngā pāpāho pāpori �

"Ko ta matou tupono ki te mate he 100%. I te wa e noho ana, ko ta matou tupono ki te ora he tino iti. No reira, kaua e whakapau i te wa nui ki te whakaaro nui. Whai i te ora, kia whakamoemiti, ā, kia pai ki te wā e noho ana."

Ngā mihi ki te mahi cy🫂

POV: hui i te 3pm i te wa e noho ana au i te 2:59 pm:( whakatikahia )

Kei te Ora Anake!

I tenei wa, he wairua noa ahau e ngana ana ki te ora i te ao Boo. 😂👻

Pātai

I etahi wa ka whakaaro au kei te hī ika au i roto i te roto iti rawa. Ko te katoa i taku pakeke e tino aro ana ki te mahi me te mana me ngā mea pērā i te kai tūturu, ngā karapu me ngā pā. Ngā kākahu ātaahua me ngā wāhi haerenga rerekē. I te taha o tēnā, kei te rapu au i tētahi kōtiro auaha me ngā…pānui atu

I tetahi atu wa..

I tata tata ahau i te matā a tētahi pirihimana inanahi

Āe rā, tata tata ahau i te matā a tētahi pirihimana i North Fort Myers i tēnei rā, i a au e tiki ana i te hinu diesel. Anei te mea i tupu. He raruraru tō taku taraka, arā, i ētahi wā ka huri aunoa ki te tūnga P i a au e taraiwa ana, ā, ka pōturi au i waenganui tonu o te rori. I te nuinga o te wā…pānui atu

Kaore au e mohio he aha taku e mahi ai ki te mea ka patai nga matua o tetahi ki a au mena e mohio ana au ki te tunu kai mo to ratou tama, i te wa e oho ana taku papa i te ata ki te whakarite i taku parakuihi ahakoa kua puta au i te kura, a, ahakoa te nui o te fatigue i te mahi, ka tunu tonu ia i a maatau kai tino pai mo te tina.

Ae, ko taku papa nga paerewa.

Te tikanga

Ka noho mātou i ō mātou ao e rapu ana i te tikanga. I te wa e noho ana, ko te tikanga pea kei somewhere e rapu ana i tētahi momo iti ake te uaua.

Rīwai Tāmata me te Pīni Whero

I te pō i pānui ai au i tēnei mai i te mea hou Tīmatahia te pāka i te pāmahana 200c 250g rīwai Cherry Tāmata kua tapahia Hāwhe Pīni Whero kua tapahia ki ngā kōhatu Hāwhe Awanui Kōkiri kua tapahia ki ngā wāhanga 4 Kōhatu Rīwai kua tango Katoa i runga i te rīhi karaihe Tōia ki te Tote Maldon me te…( whakatikahia )pānui atu

Kei te rererangi noa enei pī iti, ā, kei te hanga mīere. I te wa e mahi ana au i ngā mea katoa 🤣

Te whakawhiti i te reo Hapanihi ki te reo Ingarihi (kaiako reo Ingarihi)

Heyo koutou, ko Chris te kaiako reo Ingarihi i konei. Kei te rapu au i tetahi tangata mai i Hapani e hiahia ana ki te mahi i tetahi kaupapa whakawhiti ia ra me au. I te nuinga o te wa, ka tuhinga tatou ia ra, ka korero ranei hei awhina i a koe ki te whakapai i to reo Ingarihi. I te wa e noho ana,…pānui atu

Rātapu ohorere...

Kei tētahi wāhi i reira, tērā pea kei te pārekareka taku tangata tino pai ā tōna wā ki tētahi Rātapu tino ohorere rawa. I tēnei wā, kei konei ahau, kāore i te mōhio kei te mahue i ahau ngā mahi....

Abusadol🐨❄️

I tenei wa, kei te patu taku wahine i te katoa xd🐇💝( whakatikahia )

taku ra 2 i runga i boo

e tino pāngia ana au e ngā karere i riro mai i konei, ā, kāore au e mōhio he aha te mea pai, he aha te mea kāore. e tino mihi ana au ka taea e tātou te whakaute ki a tātou. ahakoa, e tino tuwhera ana au ki te hanga hoa i konei, engari i te wā e tuku mai ana koutou ki a au he whanaungatanga nui,…pānui atu

Hari 100 tau ki a Sir David Attenborough

Attenborough i te Kotahi Rau, E Mātakitaki ana i te Weedy Seadragon Kotahi rau tau, ā, kei te ao tonu ka taea e ia te kata ki te taha. Ka tae mai te weedy seadragon e whakakākahu ana hei seaweed i te mea i te kāwanatanga, ngā rīpene katoa me ngā fronds teka, te camouflage baroque me…pānui atu

He aha te take e whakaaro ana te nuinga mēnā kei te noho takitahi koe, me whakaaro ko te 🛏️ e pā ana? I te wa e pēnei ana mātou: kāore he hononga = te noho pūmau

He mea pāpāho tēnei 🤨

Me whai he pūkete hou

7 rā VAC i runga i tāku pūkete kē, i te wā e tino pātea ana au i ia kēmu😱

I kitea e au he samosa

I haere mai au ki Dubai ki te whai i te MBA, ki te hanga i tētahi umanga ao, me te noho hei kaipakihi angitu. 📈💼 I tenei wa, kei waho au i taku whare wananga e ahua ana hei kaiwhakaari GTA i whakaae ki tētahi mahi taha e kiia ana ko “Whakamutua te Samosa Tūmatanui.” 💀 Ko ngā kaiako e ako ana i…pānui atu

HE AHA TE MEA KA PŪKENGA I TE WĀ E MĀRAMA ANA NGĀ KAITĀKARO RUA I TE KAME?

I noho au i te ipurangi mō te rua rā. Ā, i te wā i te mea kāore au i te hono ki te ipurangi, i tirohia e au he kaupapa i whakaaro au he iti noa te pānga i te mea i puta mai: "whakataetae." I te mea i te hōhonu o te kaupapa, ka mārama ake: kāore te whakataetae e pā ana ki te rua tangata e ngana…pānui atu

He aha ngā tauira pāpori hou e whiua ana i ngā tāngata e wātea ana ki ngā kare ā-roto?

Ko te mea tino whakararuraru i kitea e au i waenga i ngā kiritaki (hei kaiārahi hinengaro) i ngā rā o nāianei ko te mea e whiua ana te wehewehe, i te mea e whiua ana te wātea ki ngā kare ā-roto, ahakoa te ira tangata, e pānui ana. He maha ngā tāne me ngā wāhine e wātea ana ki ngā kare ā-roto e…( whakatikahia )pānui atu

Tūtohu pea? Nāna, ko tāu whakaaro anake. (Ka pupuni ahau i te tika ki te whakahoki i te riri mēnā he kino koe 🥲)

Kei te kōrero au i nāianei me ngā kōtiro e rua. Ehara i te mea i whakaaro au, engari kei konei tātou.. I te pono i tēnei wā, kāore pea e noho ko te mea e rua.. 1 I tīmata te kōrero ki au i muri i te mea i te whakaaro au kua ngaro te whai wāhitanga ki tētahi kōtiro i kite au i a ia anō i te wā…pānui atu

Koina tōu ao

I tirohia e au tāku whakaahua i runga i te mata waea, ka whakaaro au he aha i te mea i te mea i pahū ai, i pau taku wā i te mea kāore e whai mana ki au, e tuku ana i te nui o te aroha ki tētahi tāne kāore pea i tino aroha mai ki au. I te wā e noho ana, kei a au ngā mea katoa, ā, ka taea e au te…pānui atu

Kei te tino Mēhi ahau mō te mākete ā-ao

Ngā mea i mahia e au "pai": ✔️ whare wānanga tūmataiti ✔️ tohu paerua ✔️ he akoranga nui atu i te kaute (nāku i utu, kāore e taea te whakakore) ✔️ 10 tau o te mahi hoahoa tūturu Ngā mea i tupu i runga i tēnei: ✖️ i Mēhiko: mahi matua, utu iti ✖️ i te ao: "aroha mai i tō kōtaha, engari…" Āe, e…pānui atu

Durian

DURIAN I TE LAB🧪 Ko te durian, he hua e tino pai ana i nga Philippines, kua whakaatu i tetahi painga kaore i te tumanako i roto i nga rangahau i te lab. I kitea e nga kaipūkaha he whakangao i hangaia mai i te hua ka taea te whakaoho i te mate o nga pūtau i roto i nga pūtau leukemia tangata i…pānui atu

I tetahi tangata i ngana ki te whakamarie i ahau mā te kī, “Kaua e manukanuka, ahakoa ngā rīpeka ā-motu kei te 40s, kāore anō rātou i te pātea.” Āe… engari ko ēnei rīpeka he ātaahua, he rawa, ā, he miriona ngā kaiwhaiwhai. I a au e noho ana hei pātea me te kanohi e whakakorehia ana e te Face ID i ētahi wā. 😭

Ngā Pānga i Tomodachi Life

He kēmu tino rerekē, ngahau, pātea, me te pātea... Engari, kei te rongo kē te hunga i te riri i te wā e kore e taea e au te whai i te auahatanga me ngā pūkenga e whai ana te nuinga o te iwi i te ao ki te hanga i te kēmu hei mea pai ake? 😭 Pērā i te kite au i ēnei tāngata e hanga ana i ngā Miis…pānui atu

Kāore he whakaaro, kāore he roro

Kei te hiahia au ki te tuku kōrero mō tētahi tama pai rawa atu, heoi kāore ia e whai roro kotahi anake e pātea ana i roto i tōna upoko pērā i te screensaver o Windows. I te wā kāore ia e ngana ana ki te ngau i ngā ringa, i ngā pōtae, i te whakangaro i ngā nohoanga, ka pēnei ia me Michael Myers e…pānui atu

I tenei wa: Aroha kore🤭😁

Mo nga wahine

I te tirohanga iti, me pehea e whakakāhoretia ai e koe te brownzer, te whakakāhoretanga rānei? Kaore au i te mōhio me pēhea te whakamahi i ēnā e rua i runga i taku mata. Mo te horopaki: Ko te tirohanga iti he mata kāore e kitea ngā āhuatanga kaha, hei tauira, ngā kanohi porowhita me te jaw māmā. I…pānui atu

He whakatauākī tere, i te mea i hopu au i te tereina hē inanahi 😬

Tereina hē. Tīra. I waenganui i te hē o te kaipōti me te haerenga hē, i te mutunga ka rattle ki te taha i roto i te tāone e tuhi ana i te korokoro me te mata o te atua pātea me te tū o te tangata e whakawa i te kāwanatanga. Ka wiri ngā rārangi i etahi wa. Pai. Ka mea he…pānui atu

Kaore e kore te kawenga, engari kaore e kore te pakeke.

E noho ana tatou i nga wa ngawari. Ehara i te mea kaore e taea te korero, kaore hoki e taea te korero, engari na te mea kua mahia nga mea katoa e taea ana ki te karo i tetahi mea anake: te noho hei pakeke. I tenei ra, kaore e hinga tetahi. I tenei ra, kaore e he tetahi. I tenei ra, kaore e raru…pānui atu

Ko te karanga mai ki ahau hei tangata pōturi nāna i kī te kore e tika tōku reo Ingarihi he mea rerekē. Engari i te iti rawa e kōrero ana au i tō reo. I te wā e noho ana, kāore koe e ora i tētahi kōrero anake i taku reo. Nā reira, mēnā ko te kōrero i te reo tuarua i te huarahi he tangata pōturi, he aha te mea e pā ana ki te kōrero i tētahi reo anake?

I tenei wa ko Yuki: He tino rangatira kāinga kāore e pai ki te tangata i tana ao i mua 😗😗