Umuryango wa Emergency

Guhindura isuzuma

Mbere yo kugerageza gukosora igice, birakwiye kubaza ibibazo bitatu bigarura attention ku gice cy'ibanze: Icya mbere: Iyi ngingo ihujwe n'iki?** Si ibyo ikora mu buryo bwihariye. Icyo iyinjiza, icyo iyohereza, icyo ikeneye, icyo ikeneye. Icya kabiri: Niba mpindura iyi ngingo, ni ibindi ikihe…soma byinshi

Isomo ry'ingenzi ku Mibanire

Amasomo Nize mu Mibanire yanjye yo mu bihe byashize Iyo ufata umwanya ukareba mibanire yawe y'ibanze, usanga hari amasomo akomeye yatumye imico yawe, imyumvire, n'ibyo witeze bihinduka. Dore amwe mu masomo nize mu mibanire yanjye yo mu bihe byashize: 1. Kwiyemeza Kwiyemeza ni ngombwa mu mibanire…soma byinshi

Igitabo cy'ibikorwa by' laboratoire

Narabashije kubaho iminsi 3 yikurikiranya mu kazi k'amasaha 12 njyenyine! 💪🏻 Nabashije guhangana n'ibigo byose by'abakora mu bitaro, abagana serivisi n'ibigo by'ubutabazi njyenyine. Kandi ibyo navuga ni WTF! Nta na rimwe! Icyo nakuyeho ni ukut休休, kubura amazi, no kuba ntagira icyo ndya! Kandi…soma byinshi

Dundee "The Crocodile" powerbank iva kuri batiri ya e-bike. "Ese iyi ni inkota? Oya... Iyi ni inkota!"

Ni iki cyaba kibaye igihe waba utagira amashanyarazi mu mwijima igihe ibintu bibi biba? Ni byo. 12V dc cyangwa 5volt USB port ni yo standard ikunze gukoreshwa mu gutanga amashanyarazi ku bikoresho byinshi by'ikoranabuhanga. Amen. Bityo dushobora gukoresha batiri za lithium-ion nk'igikoresho cyiza…(byahinduwe)soma byinshi

Ummm...

Hamagara. Ni izihe serivisi z'ubutabazi ngomba guhamagara? 😵‍💫(byahinduwe)

🖤 IYANDIKISHO YA KANYA

Umugabo yakoraga nk'umurinzi w'umutekano mu nyubako y'ibiro ifite ibitambambuga 42. Buri mugoroba saa 2:00, yagombaga gufata lift iva mu muryango ikagera ku rwego rwo hejuru akareba buri nzira y'ihungabana mu rugendo rwo kumanuka. Ku wa Kabiri umwe, yacishije 42. Lift yagiye…soma byinshi

Ingingo 26 z'ibirego byo gukuraho DT zatanzwe na Steve Cohen

Ingingo ya 1, guca intege demokarasi, gutera impungenge mu matora. Ingingo ya 2, gukoresha ububasha nabi, gutera intambara ku Iran nta kwemererwa n'inteko ishinga amategeko. Ingingo ya 3, gukoresha ububasha nabi, kwica abantu mu mazi mpuzamahanga ya Venezuela. Ingingo ya 4, gukoresha ububasha…soma byinshi

Tattoo nshya

Nukuri umugore wanjye ugiye kuba uwahozeho ashobora kubona ibi bidasanzwe. Ndi umuntu ukunda guseka bityo nahinduye umuntu wanjye w'ubutabazi mvugana nawe ku "ntukandagire snek" ikiniga ku mutwe wa Gadsden. Nizeye ko ibi bizatuma umunsi w'umuntu umwe umera neza.

Oh uko ameza yahindutse

Abavandimwe banjye barimo guhangayika kuko nstill ndi umukobwa w'igikundiro. Bakomeza kubaza niba mfite umukunzi, kandi igihe mvuga 'nta n'umwe,' imisusire yabo isa n'iyavuze ko nahaye itangazo ry'ibyago by'igihugu. Mu by'ukuri... ibi ni karma ku kutampa uburenganzira bwo gukundana nkiri muto.🤪

Ubuzima bwanjye

Tekereza kuba ufite impamyabumenyi mu by'ubumenyi bw'imitekerereze, impamyabumenyi y'icyiciro cya kabiri mu by'ubumenyi bw'imitekerereze y'ubuvuzi n'ubumenyi bwihariye mu by'ubumenyi bw'imitekerereze mu bihe by'amage, ariko abakunzi bawe bose bo mu bihe byashize bashoboye kukwereka nk'ikinyoma…soma byinshi

Hey loveliessss 😢 mbabarira mfite ibintu byihutirwa byo kwitaho

Nabona mwe mu minsi iri imbere!!! Mwirinde

Ndashonje. Iyi ni ikibazo gikomeye.

Nkeneye inama ku biryo mbere y’uko mfata icyemezo kibi. Ni nde ufite inshingano zo kumpa amafunguro? 👀

Igihe cy'ibyago. 😂

Isura ntoya ku wa mbere wanjye udasanzwe 🙃

Ni weekend kandi aho kugira ngo ntime umuryango cyangwa nduhuke... abantu 19 b'ibikora by'ubwoko butandukanye bahisemo kuba hano. Abatoza 2, umufasha w'ubutoza 1, abakozi b'itsinda ryo mu rugo 2, n'abanyamuryango b'akarere 14 baje ku isomo rya mbere mu masomo abiri y'ibigo. Akazi kanjye?…soma byinshi

Nanditse kuri mugenzi wanjye w'inkoramutima, umaze imyaka 10 ari umuryango wanjye, ndamubwira ko mfite ikibazo gikomeye. Yahise ambaza.

Nabajije, “Ubu nturi ku kazi?” Yansubije, “Ndiho. Ni iki kibazo gikomeye?” Namubwiye ko nkeneye cyane amatike yo kureba F4, urukundo rwanjye rwa mbere, kandi ko ntazi icyo nakora niba mbuze. Atabanje gutekereza, yavuze, “Menya igihe bazatangira kugurishwa n'ibyo tugomba gukora. Niba bikenewe,…(byahinduwe)soma byinshi

Numbers z'Ibihutirwa 🆘️ mu Byanditswe

INACTIVE

Mwaramutse (12;58am) Nari maze igihe ntakora kuko nahise njyana umuvandimwe wanjye ku bitaro kubera asima ye, kandi ubu nigeze mu rugo kugira ngo mfashe mu mafaranga ye🫡(byahinduwe)

Bavuga ko ibiryo ari inzira ijya mu mutima w'umugabo. Ariko niba nteka, bishobora kuba inzira ijya mu cyumba cy'ubuvuzi! 🤣 Uyu munsi, ndatekereza ku Masaman Curry. Ese hari uwigeze kubyumva cyangwa kubigerageza mbere? 🍲🥥🌶️

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Impamvu ubumenyi bw'ubuvuzi bw'abahindura igitsina bwerekana ko ibyago bya Lindsay Clancy ari ikibazo cy'ubuvuzi, atari ikosa ry'imyitwarire. 🧵👇 Ikiganiro ku byerekeye ikosa rya Lindsay Clancy cyagaragaje igitekerezo gikomeye cy'ibinyoma mu muryango: ko psychose yo mu gihe cy'ibyara (PPP) ari…soma byinshi

Biratangaje ukuntu umugabo abasha kugenzura amarangamutima ye no guhitamo amagambo ye, ariko ese umugore we yarahinduye ubwenge bwe byoroshye? 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠

YAKORA ite mu bihe by'ukuri by'ubuzima cyangwa urupfu?(byahinduwe)

Lil contortionist

Iyo igikoko cyawe gito kimaze gukurwaho ibitsina ariko kikaba kigishoboye kwiyogoshesha mu nda nubwo gifite "ikoti ry'isoni" ku mutwe, ugomba gukora igikapu cyihutirwa ukoresheje umwenda w'abakobwa b'abagore b'ubukorikori 🥹(byahinduwe)

Igihe kinini cyanjye nagikoresheje muri iki gice

Ikigo cy'ubuvuzi bw'amatungo cyihutirwa n'igikoko (si igikoko cyanjye, kandi biracyari mu mwijima ku byerekeye ibiri kuba ariko igikoko kirahagaze)(byahinduwe)

Alpes z'Austria

Ikindi kintu cyiza cyo kujya mu ngendo hanze. Nanone ni ikimenyetso ko ikintu kibi gishobora kugira ibyiza byinshi; nari narageze aho kubera gukosora imodoka yanjye 😉

Mbabarira ariko niba hari umuntu uhamagaye kandi atabasha gutanga ubutumwa cyangwa ubutumwa bwo gukurikirana, baba bari gukora iki?!

Nta gushidikanya ko ntari njyenyine wakira gusa amahamagara y'ibyago, ahubwo nkakora ubutumwa mu bundi buryo. By'umwihariko kuko ngerageza gukoresha telefone yanjye, gake gake, muri iki gihe.

Urukundo nyakuri ntirugira ibimenyetso bitandukanye

Ese twese dushobora kwemera guhagarika kuba abakozi b'ubutasi mu rukundo? 😂 Niba umuntu akukunda, ntukagire umukozi w'ubutasi ugomba gusobanura ubutumwa bwe, umujyanama ugomba gusobanura ibimenyetso bye bitandukanye, n'inshuti eshatu z'ingenzi zigomba gukorera inama yihutirwa ku "hey" imwe. Ibyo…(byahinduwe)soma byinshi

Nizeye ko aba baganga b'ibinyoma b'ibibazo by'uburwayi bazafata ikibazo cy'uburwayi bwa Dysphagia n'ikibazo cy'ibihaha by'inyama y'umugore wanjye ku buryo bw'ingenzi muri iki gihe.

Bakwiriye kumva ko akeneye *UBUVUZI BUKENEWE* cyangwa nzabikora mu buryo bukomeye muri icyo kigo nderabuzima.(byahinduwe)

Ihuriro ryanjye ry'inzozi

Banjyana ku itariki nziza, yitondewe rimwe mu cyumweru. Niba tubonana kabiri mu cyumweru, rimwe muri izo nshuro rigomba kuba ryoroshye. Nta rusaku runini cyangwa umuvundo. Niba bampa urukundo rw'ukuri, bakifuza no kundongora, bashobora kudugurira inzu ya duplex, kugira ngo mbe n'inzu yanjye mu nzu…soma byinshi

Kuva saa 4am uyu munsi mu Bwongereza

Nkimara kumva, nahise numva imiyaga y'ubwoba ikomeye idafite impamvu nyayo inyuma yayo. Ibi byabaye mugihe nari ndimo kureba video ya 'lets game it out' kuri YouTube. Nahamagaye ambulance ntekereza ko naba ndimo kugira umutima uhagaze gusa nahise ngerageza kugenzura ubwoba bwanjye binyuze mu…soma byinshi

hahaha ariko.. by'ukuri.. n'ande nshobora gushyira nk'uwungirije ubu ko nta muryango mfite 😅😅😅

Ubuntu buri gihe ni ikimenyetso

Nibuka igihe nari mu bihe bibi, umuntu aranyereka ubuntu, nzahora nibuka ibyo. Nkimara kubona umuntu utishimira kandi wifuzaga byinshi ku bwanjye, ndahagarika kuvugana nawe iteka n'ubwo yaba umuryango. Niba nkoresha amafaranga yanjye yose yagenewe njyewe n'ibibazo byose mfite mu buzima, kandi…soma byinshi

Ibintu bidasanzwe abagabo bamaze gukora kuri njye

1) bagerageza kunshakisha ngo mbe umufatanyabikorwa wabo 2) bampuza imyaka yanjye, maze kumenya bakanshuka babyita umwana, hanyuma bakakomeza kunshaka 3)(umuntu utazwi mu myaka 30 bruh) yankurikiye iminota 20 ambwira ko inshuti ye yamuhaye igihano cyo gufata ukuboko kwanjye 💀💀 4) barwana…(byahinduwe)soma byinshi

Nyamuneka musenge papa wanjye

Bavandimwe mu Kristo, nyamuneka musenge papa wanjye. Ngiye kumujyana mu bitaro byihutirwa. Amatembabuzi ye ashobora kuba atakigira akazi. Yagize umunaniro ukabije. Mu minsi ishize, habonetse amaraso mu murego we. Murakoze kandi ndabakunda mwese.

Sinshobora kwiyumvisha gukanguka no kumara umunsi wose nta kwiyuhagira. Aha, abantu benshi biyuhagira byibuze kabiri ku munsi, rimwe nyuma yo gukanguka n'irindi mbere yo kujya kuryama.

Nubwo dusinzira mu byumba bifite ikirere cyiza kandi mu bushyuhe bwiza, imibiri yacu iracyasohora umwuma mu gihe dusinzira. Umuntu usanzwe ashobora gutakaza amazi menshi mu ijoro binyuze mu mwuma no mu guhumeka, kandi utwoya twapfuye, amavuta y'umubiri, n'udupfa tw'udukoko dukomeza gukusanya mu…soma byinshi

Dushingiye ku bihe by'iki gihe bifite urujijo rwinshi, ibibazo, ndetse n'ibihe bidasanzwe. Ese wateguye isakoshi y'ibyihutirwa mu rugo, cyangwa watangiye gukusanya ibiribwa byumye ku mpamvu z'ibintu bitunguranye??

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Kuko kumenya icyo gukora mu gihe cy'ikibazo gishobora gutandukanya ubuzima n'urupfu.

Umushinga B nka Bagel

Nasezeranyije inshuti zanjye ibirori bya bagel, bityo maze iminsi mike mp feeding bagels umuryango wanjye, nkora utubari duto no kugerageza guhindura gato resipe. Utubari kuva ibumoso ujya iburyo: Ku wa kabiri, Ku wa gatatu, Ku wa kane, Ku wa gatanu (amafoto 2) n'ibirori bya bagel ku wa gatandatu…(byahinduwe)soma byinshi