Nharaunda yeHey

Mhoroi mose, ndiri munhu asinganyanyi kuda kushamwaridzana nevamwe, saka zvakandiomera kubvunza izvi.....munombogara muchimbundirana mushure mezvo here kana kuti munobva maenda mumwe nemumwe? Musanditonge henyu 🤭🙈

Hei

Hei, munhu wese ari kunakidzwa nekuona zuva richinyura manheru here

Kana kuti ndini ndega munhu anoshamisa anofarira kuona zuva richinyura

Mhoro 👋🏾

Hei

Hei

Pane munhu akamuka here

Sangana naRolo!

Mhoroi mose, uyu ndiye pug wangu ane mwedzi 11 anonzi Rolo, munofungei nezvechipfeko chake chaWinnie the Pooh?

Zvingava zvinonyadzisa...

Zvingava zvinonyadzisa chaizvo kana foni yangu yebasa ikadonha muhomwe yangu ikawira mugero retsvina, yobva yatsemuka nepakati neimwe nzira, yanyatsonyorova nemvura yekubatidza moto uye yozvibatira moto. Hei copilot, zvinoita sekuti uri kunetseka ipapo, une chokwadi here kuti unoda kuedza…verenga zvimwe

Zvekuita

Mhoroi mose, ndichangobva kutamira kuArkansas uye ndanga ndichizvibvunza kana paine zvinhu zvinonakidza zvekuita. Kana muine mazano, ndiudzei. Ndinoda kusangana nevanhu vatsva uye kuita mafambiro anonakidza!

Mhoro, ndichangobva kusvika pano :)

Ongororwa ganda rako !!

Ini ndine makore 37, handina kumbofunga kuti chiremba aizondiudza kuti, “Hei, une gomarara!!” Ndapota, zvinongotora maminitsi mashanu chete uye zvakakodzera. Chikonzero chega chakaita kuti ndiongororwe ndechekuti ndakadhumhana nemotokari ndikatyoka ruoko rwangu rwepachanza. Ndakanga ndine nguva…( yavandudzwa)verenga zvimwe

Hei

Kurovedza muviri

Mhoro, ndiri kutsvaga munhu wekurovedza naye uye kuenda naye kugym munharaunda yeCorpus Christi. Handina zvimwe zvandinoda kunze kwemunhu anoda kushanda nesimba rose uye kungonakidzwa nekuvandudza upenyu neshamwari.

Mhoroi imi musina kuroora

Ndiri kutsvaga vanhu vekutaura navo

Mhoro, ndiri kuedza kutsvaga munhu ane mafungiro akafanana neni wekutamba naye mimwe mitambo nekukurukura, pamwe zvimwewo zvinopfuura ipapo

Zvemukati Zvakagadzirwa #1

Mhoroi mose munoda Animal Crossing! Ndanga ndichida kugoverana nemi imwe yemakodhi angu ezvemukati zvakagadzirwa andinofarira. Ndinoda kunaka kwazvinoita semifananidzo yemiti kana mapikicha, kunyanya kana muchida mifananidzo yekushongedza madziro emba yenyu. 🌻🪻🍂🐝

Kusawirirana netsaona brainyblonde

Mhoro iwe. Kana ukasangana neichi chinyorwa, ndapota ziva kuti ndanga ndisingadi kukubvisa pamatch. Handina chokwadi nezvakaitika uye handina ID yako yemushandisi kuti ndikutsvage. Kana meseji iyi ikakusvika kana kuti paine munhu akafananidzwa na brainyblonde, ndapota muudze, ndingada chaizvo kuti…verenga zvimwe

Mhoro

Pane mukadzi upi zvake anoda kutandara neni uye kuva shamwari yangu?

Hei! Ndiri kutsvaga mutambi wangu wechipiri

Hei, ndine makore 32, ndinobva kuTexas, uye ndafunga kuzviburitsa pachena. Upenyu hunogona kubatikana zvikuru, uye handisi kunyanya kutsvaga kukurumidza kupinda muukama hwakakomba, asi handingarambe kuva nemunhu akakosha wokumbopedza nguva naye. Munhu wokutamba naye mitambo, kuona mafirimu…verenga zvimwe

Hei

Ndibate

Hei, ngatikurukure. Ndibate kana kuti taura pano.

Mhoro!

Hei, ndine makore 32, ndinobva kuTexas, uye ndafunga kuzvishambadza pano. Upenyu hunogona kubatikana zvikuru, uye handisi kunyanya kutsvaga kupinda muukama hwakakomba nekukurumidza, asi handingarambe kuva nemunhu akakosha wokumbopedza nguva naye. Munhu wokutamba naye mitambo, kuona mafirimu…verenga zvimwe

Mhoro

Mhoro! 👋🏽 😀😃

Hei imi mose

Sunungukai kunditumira meseji

Kutsvaga wekutaura naye

Mhoroi mose, kwandiri pakati peusiku uye kwakanyarara chose. Ndiani akamuka anoda kutaura nezvechinhu chipi nechipi?

Kusawirirana kwakaitika netsaona brainyblonde

Mhoro iwe. Kana ukasangana nechinyorwa ichi, ndapota ziva kuti ndakanga ndisingadi kukubvisa pamatch. Handina chokwadi nezvakaitika uye handina ID yako yemushandisi kuti ndikutsvage. Kana meseji iyi ikakusvika kana kuti paine munhu akaitwa match na brainyblonde, ndapota muudze, ndingada chaizvo…verenga zvimwe

Hei iwe

Makadii mose? Chii chitsva?

Mafungiro?

Mhoroi mose! Munofunga kuti ndeipi nzira yakanaka yekukwazisa mumwe munhu kana muchishandisa rudo rukuru? Mafungiro?

Hesi hesi!

Manheru evanhu vese ari kufamba sei?

Ahmed anobva kuMorocco 🇲🇦🇲🇦

Hei ndiri mutsva pano🤩🤩 ndafara kukuzivai❤️❤️❤️

Shamwari dzekutamba mitambo?

Mhoroi mose! Ndiri kutsvaga vanhu vekutamba navo mitambo! Parizvino ndinonyanya kutamba Animal Crossing New Horizons, Fortnite, Mario Kart 8, Sonic Racing Crossworlds, neMinecraft, asi ndinodawo kutamba mimwe mitambo.

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Husiku huno huri kupenya, usahurega huchipfuura Ndashamiswa, ndichitsvuka kumeso nzira yose yekumba Ndichapedza nokusingaperi ndichizvibvunza kana waizviziva Kuti ndakafadzwa nokusangana newe Mubvunzo wakaramba uchinditambudza wakanditadzisa kurara 2 AM, unoda ani? Ndinozvibvunza kusvikira ndamuka…verenga zvimwe

Dhayari ya Rogue Trader

Kibbles na Gil Girl, vawanikwa! Ndiri kugadzirisa nyonganyonga iri paFootfall kuti ndikwanise kukwevera Heinrix nemumanikidza muchapel yewebhu yakarukwa neropa nekuti anogara achigumbuka; ndinoramba kupotsa zvaanotaura. Ndakakanganwa kuti ndaiti ndiani aizoita basa ripi ndava pakati pemuti…verenga zvimwe

Ndinoda Musikana Wangu muLahore

Mhoro mudiwa Pane munhu ari pano angava musikana wangu here? Ndine makore 26, ndinobva kuLahore.

Shamwari yekutamba Peak / Shamwari dzekutamba Peak

Mhoro! Ndiri kutsvaga vanhu vanoda kutamba Peak. Ndakadhawunirodha mutambo wacho asi parizvino handina munhu wandingatamba naye. Kana uchida, ndiudze :) Mhoro! Ndiri kutsvaga vanhu vanoda kutamba Peak. Ndakadhawunirodha mutambo wacho, asi parizvino handina munhu wandingatamba naye. Kana…( yavandudzwa)verenga zvimwe

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Zombie yakaswedera kune mummy kuti imupfimbire. Zombie: Hei, tsvarakadenga! Mummy: Hei! Ndingakudaidza kuti ani? Zombie: Unogona kundidaidza kuti mufi-wangu. 💀 #DadJokes #DarkHumour #Puns #Wordplay #ZombieHumour #Spooky

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ndinoda kutsvaga mukomana wekudanana naye