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Morticia

Cabanga nje — ngelinye ilanga sizongcwatshwa lapha, sibhekene, sijule ngamamitha ayisithupha ngaphansi komhlaba, emabhokisini omngcwabo afanayo, imizimba yethu engaphili ibole ndawonye kuze kube phakade.🖤🖤🖤

Ukhona yini oke wazama lo mdlalo omusha omangalisayo kaValve…. I-CARPET CLEANING SIMULATOR?!?! Ngizofa yinhliziyo, muhle kangaka. Okulandelayo kuzoba: WOMAN SIMULATOR 3000. Impilo yokuzithoba yasekhaya yabesifazane ngeminyaka yawo-1950 ngaphansi kobukhosi babantu besilisa.( kulungiswe )

I-Hoodie ne-blowfish Myeke akhale Ukubala amagwababa UDisemba omude UQueen noDavid Bowie Ngaphansi kwengcindezi

impilo

Bakunikeza ihange, balibiza ngomndeni, base bekubuza ukuthi kungani ungakwazi ukubhukuda. Bashintshanisa ubuntwana bakho ngomsebenzi, bavumela izimpisi zangena endlini usuneminyaka emihlanu, base beyibiza ngekhaya. Wathwala umqhele wezibulo njengentambo yokuzilengisa, ukhuhla phansi ngenxa…funda kabanzi

Ngokocwaningo, u-35% wabesifazane abaneminyaka engu-25 nangaphansi bathi akekho owabacela ukuba bathandane nabo onyakeni odlule. U-45% wamadoda angashadile aneminyaka engu-18-25 bathi abakaze basondele kowesifazane mathupha ukuze bamcele ukuba bathandane naye. U-59% wamadoda angashadile aneminyaka engu-18-25 abazange basondele kunoma ubani mathupha onyakeni odlule. 🫪

Ukubhekana nezinto

O Nkosi, kunezinsuku lapho ngikhathele ukubhekana nomhlaba, hhayi ngoba sengiphelelwe umdlandla, noma ngoba ngingasakholelwa esinqumweni Sakho, kodwa kunalokho ngoba kunezinto eziningi okufanele ngibhekane nazo, kanti angihlali nginamandla anele okubhekana nazo. Kunezinsuku lapho ngifisa ukuma…funda kabanzi

🖤 THE DRAIN — LAPHO KONKE ONGAKWAZI UKUBAMBELELA KUQALA UKUZUNGUZELA EBUMNYAMENI. | BAD OMENS × HEALTH × SWARM

Ezinye izingoma ziba yingxenye yohlu lwakho lomculo. Ezinye ziba yingxenye yesakhiwo sempilo yakho yansuku zonke. THE DRAIN ingeyesibili kimi. Ngilalela i-Bad Omens nsuku zonke. Hhayi ngoba ngidinga umculo odlala ngemuva, kodwa ngoba umculo ubulokhu ungenye yezindlela engiqonda ngazo umhlaba…funda kabanzi

👋 **Ngifuna ukuhlangana nabantu abasha futhi ngakhe ubungane bangempela!**l🫰

Impilo imfushane kakhulu ukuthi uchithe zonke izimpelasonto wenza into efanayo. Ngifuna abantu abakulungele ukuzijabulisa kancane, ukuzihambela ohambweni olungahleliwe nokwakha izinkumbulo ezinhle. 😁 Ngikhuluma ngohambo lomgwaqo oluvele luvele, ukuhlola izindawo ezintsha, ukuzama ukudla…funda kabanzi

Ngizizwa ngiphatheke kabi 💩 kodwa ngisazizwa nginesifiso sokusabalalisa inkululeko yentando yeningi

Ngizizwa ngigula kakhulu kakhulu

Isikhathi Sami Esiyintandokazi.. Ikwindla!

Ngiyakuthanda ukuthatha izithombe lapho kufika ikwindla. Ngesizathu esithile, ukufudumala nje kungenza ngimamatheke! Ukuhlala ngaseziko, ngenza ama-s’mores emlilweni wangaphandle—ngisho nokuthola nje okudliwayo ngikujabulele ngaphansi kwesihlahla se-oki esinamaqabunga abomvu; konke lokhu kungenza…funda kabanzi

Inkohliso Yokuzizwa Usalele Emuva Empilweni

Okuningi kokukhathazeka okuhambisana nokuba umuntu omdala kuvela ekuthatheni impilo sengathi wonke umuntu ubambe iqhaza emjahweni ofanayo ngaphansi kwezimo ezifanayo. Siqhathanisa amaholo, ubudlelwano, izinto esinazo nezinto esizifezile, singanaki umehluko ezindaweni esiqala kuzo, ezibophezelweni,…funda kabanzi

Ingabe ikati lakho liyathanda ukulala ngaphansi kwamashidi akho?

Ngifuna nje ukwazi ukuthi uLuna uyinqaba kangakanani ngempela - udadewabo uJulie akakuthandi kangako, ukwenza lokho ngezikhathi ezithile kuphela.

Usukhona ngaphansi kwe-genjutsu yami 😏( kulungiswe )

Phansi Kwezulu Okubomvu

lapho amafu ehlala phansi futhi imifino ivutha kakhulu

Ibhayibheli

Namuhla ngiwile ngaphansi kwesithakazelo sokwehla Kuhamba nomoya kodwa kukhona okuthile lapha okuhlala Kusathandeka ngokubabazeka Ukulinda intwasahlobo Kuphi amaphiko ami? Ngake ngaba nawo Ngake ngandiza ukuya ekwehleni Ethandweni Manje ngiyawela nje Futhi ngikhumbula Izinsuku…( kulungiswe )funda kabanzi

Lapho Umphathi Wakho Engakukhumbuli Uthola Ukuba Yisibusiso🤭

Emsebenzini ngihlale ngibona umkhuba othile cishe ngama-70 kuya kwama-80% wesikhathi ngithola indlela yokungabonakali futhi ngishiywa ngaphandle 😐 akekho osebenza ongenandaba nokungabhekwa kodwa namuhla kube nesiphetho esingalindelekile. Ingxenye yethu yokufundisa ibizwe ukuze ihlanganyele…funda kabanzi

Ithuna eliyingqayizivele le-ancient yew.

Kukhona okuthile okukhethekile ngokuqhanyiswa kokuqala ngaphansi kwesihlahla se-ancient yew.

Uhlanga, Ngezinye Izimo

UNova angaphila yedwa, akafuni ukuxhumana nabantu abaningi, futhi ngokujwayelekile usebenza ngaphansi kokucabanga ukuthi wonke umuntu kufanele agcine ibanga. Mina? Kubonakala sengathi ngiyinsiza yakhe yokwesekwa ngokomzwelo. Isikhala somuntu siqu asisafakiwe ekubhaliseni kwami.

🖤🔥 IGUMBA LINCANE KAHLE KWE “MAKING IT DRIVE” 🔥🖤

Ingoma eyodwa. Izindlela ezintathu. Abaculi abane. Futhi akukho ithuba lokukhetha eyodwa kuphela. 🎧✨ Kukhona izingoma ozilalelayo. Futhi khona izingoma ezikudonsela kakhulu emhlabeni wazo ukuthi uyeka ukuzizwa ungumuntu osemnyango, ulalela. UVERworld — Making it Drive iyona ndlela yokuhlangenwe…funda kabanzi

Uhleli phansi komuthi ubuka ukushona kwelanga

⚠️ Funda i-bio yami kuqala ngaphambi kokushiya umlayezo

Kanjani uma sithatha ukuhamba ngaphansi kokushona kwelanga 🌇

Imicabango

Kube yisonto elixakile. Ekupheleni kwalo, sengicishe ngilale ngivule amehlo, futhi sekuvele izindilinga ezimnyama ngaphansi kwamehlo ami—akuwona neze umbono omuhle. Angikwazanga nokuthola isikhathi esanele sokusebenza ezincwadini zami. Ngakolunye uhlangothi, ngithole izindawo ezintsha, ngahlangana…funda kabanzi

Oh, ngifuna ukwenza okuthile okujabulisayo engikwenze phambilini. Shiya noma iyiphi imibono ngaphansi kwalolu posi futhi ngizokuhlola ngo-1-10 ngokusekelwe kuphrofayela yakho jikelele nezithombe. KUPHELA UKUJABULA! Uma ungumuntu ophatheka kalula, UNGASHIYI IMIBONO😭🤣🤣🤣

Hlangana no Tic & Tac

Futhi yebo, kukhona iToe. Usukhishwe. Bonke abathathu baphansi kweminyaka emibili. Imibala yeClassic Tabby Pattern. Ngiyenza umsebenzi wami wamasonto onke wokuzithandela kokuxhumana neKati. Kulokhu, ukuxhumana neKati encane. Bakhathazekile kancane. Yingakho ngikhona.( kulungiswe )

Akukhona ukujula, kuyigeyimu kakhulu

Ngiyaziqhenya ukuthi ngizoba ngowokuqala ukuthola ithimba le-sweat futhi ngizoba ngowokuqala ukuhamba kodwa uma kuziwa ekubuyiseni nginerekhodi elihle kakhulu lokubuyisela ithimba emuva ngenkathi sishaywa futhi ngiletha imizwa ngisho noma siphumelela isikhathi nesikhathi. Ngiyangeza futhi…funda kabanzi

Lapho Ngifuna Ukuthatha Lokhu Phambili

Le mibuzo eyisithupha ichaza indlela yokubhekana nezinkinga eziyinkimbinkimbi ezivela ngokubheka kwami nokuthuthukiswa okuqhubekayo kwendlela ebanzi. Azihloselwe ukuba yimithetho evamile, futhi angithathi ukuthi yonke ingxenye izoba usizo ngokulinganayo kuyo yonke isimo. Okungithokozisayo ukuthi…funda kabanzi

Ingqondo yami ayizukuma.

"Umsebenzi wami omkhulu ukuhlela uMgqibelo ophumelelayo, ogcwele ukuhamba ngezinyawo nokuvakashela emnyuziyamu, kodwa ngiqeda ngibuka uchungechunge lonke ngaphansi kwezimpahla. Ukulinganisa kuyinto yonke, akunjalo? Yini eyayiyisixhumanisi sokugcina..."

Umehluko weminyaka

34 | Umama wengane ezi-2. Ngifuna uxhumano olukhulile namadoda aneminyaka engu-30+. Akukhathalekile kubantu abancane, kodwa iminyaka engu-29 naphansi akukwazi kimi👌🏽👌🏽

Iguquko likaNkulunkulu.

“Ubusisiwe lowo ophikelela ngaphansi kokuhlolwa ngoba, esebenzile ukuhlolwa, lowo muntu uzothola umqhele wempilo lowo uJehova owathembisile kulabo abamthandayo.” Jakobe 1:12

Ungakahluleli Incwadi Ngaphandle Kwayo

Ungaba umngane wami noma intombi yami. Kukhona ukukhetha kwakho njengoba mina, ngiyajabula ngingakuthatha ngaphansi kwephiko lami noma ungumuntu ongakholwa, emo, Gothic, othanda izilwane, tomboy, pansexual, umuntu onenani elilodwa labangane noma ngisho nomuntu othanda ukufunda. Ngizokwamukela.

Amadrum

Kungani Ngaphansi kwesitebhisi 🤨​

Kusuka Efrijile Kuya E-Antifrijile

Uma isigaba sokuqala sikhuluma ngokuhlukaniswa, futhi lesi sikhathi sesibili sikhuluma ngokuphazamiseka kanye nezinhlelo ezibekwe, bese isigaba sesithathu sifinyelela endaweni yokugcina: Kwenzekani kumuntu uma ikhono lakhe lokuphendula liqala ukufakwa endaweni yokuphendula…funda kabanzi

Umqondo Wobuciko Bezezimali

I-Tritium efakwe emaminerali e-UV Reactive yemvelo, ikhanya kanje ebusuku, iguqula imibala ebonakalayo ngaphansi kokukhanya kwe-UV.

Imvula, umoya, noma ilanga: yini ekugcina uphakathi? 🌧️⛳

Bathi eYurophu, uma udlala igalofu kuphela ezinsukwini ezikhanyayo, awudlali igalofu kakhulu! 😉 Sonke sesidlule kulokho: siqala umjaho ngaphansi kwesibhakabhaka esiluhlaza bese siphetha ngaphansi kwemvula ebanda. Kodwa ngempela, lokho kuyinxalenye yemilingo. Umbuzo osheshayo kubangani bami…funda kabanzi

Kuthiwani uma sithatha ukuhamba kwasebusuku ngaphansi kokushona kwelanga 🌇

U-Okthoba uthethela

Izinyosi zegolide zifaka phansi ngaphansi kwesigcawu esiluhlaza. Kukho uhlobo oluthambile lwezimanga ekuhamba okulula phakathi kwezihlahla.