Hapori Wrong

Kāore au e tunu keke i te nuinga o te wā

Engari ina tunu au, he pai ki ahau te hanga parauri me ngā pihikete. Kāore anō a Nigella rāua ko Mary Berry kia whakapohehe i ahau.

Nōu te oranga hei whai!🫶

Kāore he raruraru o te noho i tō oranga i runga i ō ake tikanga, te kōwhiri i tō ake harikoa, me te whai i te ara e hiahia ana koe—mehemea e tika ana ō kōwhiringa, e whakaute ana koe i ētahi atu, ā, kāore koe e tūkino i tētahi i taua ara. Nōu te oranga hei whai. Kāore koe e mate ki te whai i ngā…pānui atu

He hū hē. He wāhi hē. He nui tonu te pōuri.

He aha tō anime tino pai

I tēnei wā tonu. He maha ngā mea e tino rata ana ahau. Pērā i a Apothecary, Diary, me Delicious in Dungeon. Kaua e pōhēhē, ka mātakitaki hoki ahau i ngā anime toto, āhua nanakia hoki. Pērā i a Rin: Daughters of Mnemosyne me Elfen Lied. I tino rata ahau ki a Chobits i mua, me Blood+ me Blood-C hoki.…pānui atu

Ko te nuinga o rātou kāore e mataku ki te whakatuwhera i ō rātou ngākau mō te wā tuatahi, ki te hoatu rānei i tētahi atu tūpono, ahakoa ki te whakamātau anō. Ka mutu tā rātou mahi i ēnei mea nā te mea e mataku ana rātou kei hinga anō, kei kōwhiri anō hoki i te tangata hē. He pai noa iho te hapa kotahi, engari ko ngā hapa maha he rite ki te whakamate i tō wairua o roto.

Kaipahua o California

**ehara nāku tēnei whakairinga i tuhi, engari i hiahia au ki te tohatoha** 🚨🤦‍♀️E LIMA MARA. E hoa mā, E LIMA MARA mō tētahi mahi tino whakamataku, nāna nei i mate ai tētahi kōtiro rangatahi. Koinei tētahi o ngā rahunga tino whakarihariha o tō tātou pūnaha ture‼️ 💔 TUKUA MAI KI A AU TE KŌRERO…pānui atu

Wāhine

Nō reira, kei te hē tonu ngā wāhine... he pono rānei tērā?

Ina e kōhimuhimu ana te tika me te hē ki a koe i te wā kotahi....

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Mā te tangata hē koe e whakaako ka taea e koe ngā mea katoa te mahi ko koe anake. E kore rawa te tangata tika e waiho i a koe kia noho mokemoke, ahakoa e mōhio ana ia ka taea e koe ngā mea katoa te mahi ko koe anake.

Hei kōwhiri i te tangata tika, kaua noa e kōwhiri i te tangata hē.

kua whai mātauranga koe ināianei philosophylover ka puta mai te rapunga whakaaro pai i te rapunga whakaaro kino

Nō reira, e whakaatu ana ngā rangahau kāore ngā wāhine e whakaiti ana i ngā tāne hei taonga, engari ka kī tonu ngā tāne, “He pērā anō tā ngā wāhine!”

E mōhio ana ahau ki te whakaaro nui ki a koe anake. Heoi anō… kāore rānei ngā tāne e ako i ētahi wā, mā ngā wheako o te ao, kāore ētahi o ngā mea e whakapono ana rātou i te pono? He uaua ki ahau te mārama me pēhea e kore ai te tangata e ako he hē tonu ia mō tētahi mea. Whakatika: Mō ngā tāne… ki…( whakatikahia )pānui atu

Whakangungu tae !!!

Ko Jigen nō Lupin the 3rd.... He nui rawa te mahi, kātahi ka mau hē i te pene tohu tae mō te pōtae, he porangi 😭

Tacos

Ngā taco birria (me āwhina mai lol)... he hē te tīhi, he tino hiakai rawa au, kāore au i aro. He reka rānei? Āe.

Tērā pea he tāngata tika tātou, engari i te taumata hē o te tino mōhio.

-Night, e te iwi o Papatūānuku 🐣🖤

I whakaaro ahau he Hoa tōku i konei

Kua kitea he hē taku whakaaro Kei te pōuri paku ahau i tēnei rā

He Piri, He Pātea? 🌶️😂

He whakautu hē anake: He aha tāku e kī ai i tēnei whakakākahu gym? 😂🌶️

Ka hiahia koe ki te...

Ka hiahia koe ki te tangata e whakakata ana ki a koe tae noa ki te mamae o to puku, ki te tangata e tuku ana i nga awhi tino pai, ki te tangata e mohio ana ki a koe kaore e hiahiatia he whakamarama? Whiriwhiria te mohio. Kaore he whakautu he. 💗

Kua whai pānga te karakia ki tō koiora?

Ka hiahia au ki te rongo i āu kōrero pono. I te mea i rongo koe i te karakia i whakautu, i te mea rānei i kawea mai e te karakia te whakamarie, te kaha, te ārahi rānei i te wā uaua? Kāore he whakautu tika, he whakautu hē. Kia pai ki te kōrero i te mea e pai ana koe, ahakoa he nui, he iti.

TUMUAKI

Kāore au e kaha ki te whakamanawanui i taku tumuaki... he hē rānei?

Ka tino aroha te tangata ki a koe, ko tā rātou whakatūpato nui ko te whakararuraru i a koe. A, ki te aroha te tangata hē ki a koe, ko tā rātou whakatūpato nui ko te ngaro i a koe, te ngaro i tā rātou uru ki a koe. Kia rongo i te rerekētanga.

Ko ahau te momo tangata...

kāore e tino aro ki te tuku karere. He pai ake ki ahau te tākaro kēmu, te noho tahi rānei ā-kanohi. He aha te momo tangata koe? Kaua e pōhēhē ki ahau mō te tuku karere, engari he pai ake ki ahau te mahi i tētahi mahi ngahau me ngā tāngata hou, kia whakatā, kia pai ai te noho tahi. ( ・ω・)ﾉ( whakatikahia )

Te rā tuatahi

I paku hōhā ahau i tēnei rā, ā, ka whakatau kia kaua e moumou wā ki ngā whakawhiti kōrero roa — engari i te mutunga ka pōuri ahau i te kore ōrite o ā māua tirohanga. Nō reira, ka kōrero tōtika ahau, ka peke atu ki te whakamātautau whakatau whakamutunga: mehemea e hiahia ana tāua ki a tāua, ā, ka…pānui atu

He tino noa ahau, kāore rawa he raruraru ā-whatumanawa, ā-koiora, ā-wairua, ā-hinengaro rānei. Ka taea e au te mahi pēnei i te tangata toharite, kāore rawa he tohu whakatūpato e tangi ana. Kei te tino pai katoa, āe.

Boo Dm chronicles

I tetahi tangata i tono ki te tuku karere ki ahau. I tukuna e ia te 4 karere, engari ko te mea i tu mai ki ahau ko: - Hey, ko te tumanako kei te pai koe, ā, ka taea e mātou te hono? I pānui au i tō kōrero ko wai koe, ā, e whakaaro ana au.. ka pai tā mātou wairua Kaua e rongo ki ahau ... he…pānui atu

Whakaaro

Tirohia ō whakaahua tawhito i tō waea, ā, ka kite koe i tō ngāwari ki te whakapono me te nui o tō whakawhirinaki ki ngā tāngata hē.

Ehara tēnei i te rangi o te pō. He whakatūpato tēnei 😷😷 Ka huri te rangi ki te kowhai, he mea tino hē !!( whakatikahia )

Kia hari te Halloween!

Kua whakairihia kētia e au tēnei, engari i hē te tohu, ahakoa tērā, ki te matapae mai tētahi i taku kākahu, ka whiwhi pihikete koe!

I Hē Te Huringa Hē i Alaska… ā, Ka Haere Tonu

I a au e noho ana i Kodiak, Alaska, ka whakatau au ki te haere hīkoi. Ko te mea i whakaarohia he haerenga māmā noa iho, ka huri hei mea tino whakahihiri ake. 😂 I tētahi wā i te ara, ka hē taku huringa. Kāore au i hoki whakamuri i aku tapuwae, engari i kimi kē au i tētahi atu ara, ā, ka whakatau…pānui atu

Tofu parai, avocado i runga i te taro & he smoothie me te pūmau rīwai rōpū, blueberries, chia seeds & te miraka soy teitei te pūmau. 🌱💪🏻

Kaore e taea e koe te he ki te parakuihi pērā i tēnei. He tino pai ki ahau te tunu kai, ā, he tino ngahau te mātakitaki i te tofu e huri ana ki tēnei whakakī egg whakamīharo. Ka whakamahi ahau i te tofu tino pakari, te yeasty kai, he iti noa te turmeric (mo te tae anake), te hinu olive, te tote, te…pānui atu

Ka whakautu mai ngā tāngata alt/goth i raro nei

He tangata alt/goth anō kei East London e whakaaro ana kei te noho rātou ki te wāhi noho hē? 😭 He pēnei taku kākahu i ia rā, ā, i ētahi wā ka tino tauhou ahau ki konei.( whakatikahia )

Taku Po Hātea: Kāore he Rā, He Rubik’s Cube anake. 😂🧩

I riri taku tama i te ngana ki te whakatau i tana Rubik’s Cube, ā, i tangi ia, e kī ana he mea kore e taea. Nō reira, i whakatau tēnei māmā ki te whakaatu kāore ia i te tika. Ko te wāhi pātea? Kāore au i te whakatau i tētahi i roto i taku koiora. 😂 E toru ngā haora. He maha ngā pānui YouTube. E…pānui atu

Kaua e whakatapu i ō waiata tino pai ki te tangata hē! KAUA E PĒRĀ!

Kaore e taea te he ki te Tomb Raider

Kei te tarai au ki te whakawhiti i tenei taumata riri... Ka tino pai au ki nga taumata Atlantis i te nuinga o te wa ughh engari e hiahia ana au ki te whakawhiti i tenei!!

Tērā pea ka whakaaro koe he pononga ngeru ahau, engari kei te hē koe.

E whitu tonu aku rewera, ā, ko ia tangata e whakatinana ana i tētahi o ngā hara whakamate e whitu. Ā, e noho tahi ana mātou katoa i runga i te tino rangimārie. Tūtaki ki te mea tuatahi: ko Jackie. Ko ia te pōtiki o rātou katoa, ā, e whakatinana ana ia i te Riri.

He Nui Ake ngā Pai VS He Pai Ake ngā Pai

He tino ngāwari te taka ki te mahanga o te aro nui ki te maha o ngā pai ka riro i tō kōtaha pae tūtaki. Engari, he maha ngā wā, ehara te raruraru i te iti o te maha — engari ko te ngana o te kōtaha ki te rata ki te katoa, ā, ko te hua he nui ake ngā pai, engari he iti ake te kounga. Engari, ko te…pānui atu