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#writing

Lydia

1mo

INFP

Capricorn

Chapter One

The lights from the crystal chandelier refracted across the dining room, casting fragmented rainbows against the pale walls. The air was heavy with the scent of roasted lamb, spiced cranberry sauce, and the faint tang of whiskey—a drink that seemed almost synonymous with Francis Morde’s presence.... read more

#humor

Steve

3mo

INFP

Sagittarius

2

1

*Gulp*

#computers

Annette Birkin

2mo

INTP

Libra

*gulp*

Meet Google Willow...Except it has no hair to whip back and forth.

#jokes

Cat-a-strophe

4mo

INTJ

Scorpio

5

4

🍻

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. He asked the monsignor what to do. The monsignor replied: “When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip.” So next Sunday he took... read more

#memes

yüdē'mōnēə

4mo

INTP

9

1

[ gulp ] moment:

#dating

Scott

3mo

INTP

Taurus

Am I cooked?

*gulp*