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Bored af

Somebody hmu! Idm who, just bored… (edited)

Yapsters

I need somebody to rant to about something I keep seeing pop up over and over on my feed.

Somebody stole my chair 🤔

She looks so comfy.

AHHHHHH

The amount of men that clearly use AI for their dating profile bios is PAINFUL "You can find me usually in/doing *blank* or caught doing *blank*. Looking for a connection, real conversation and somebody who doesn't mind judging playlists and stealing fries." *laughs like Ken*

Come on man

Went for coffee with that guy and it was very boring. Mildly annoying. We were going to go for a walk after but I just asked him if he thought it was going well. He cut me off and talked at me about my culture. He said for me its good don't know about you, which is weird because I was clearly... (edited) read more

No more locked doors!

This will help if I ever get trapped in any police stations… now I juat need to find the key to somebody else’s heart. Cheese? Cheese. (edited)