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Hi, you've reached a generic voicemail message. Thanks for calling. I can't answer your call at the moment, however if you leave your name, number and message, I'll get back to you as soon I can.
I try to leave a funny or weird answering machine message. Mine is “ Hello. I'm available right now but cannot find the phone. Please leave a message and I will call you up as soon as I find it.” Hahahahahhahahahahahahahaahahhahaha

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I have a lot of requests for a voicemail lately...
Surely I can't be the only one who only would pick up emergency calls, and rather a message otherwise. Especially given I try to use my phone, as little as possible, nowadays.

Just watched 'Voicemail for Isabelle' and omg... Nick Robinson is SO handsome! 😭❤️ Claiming the energy, hope this kind of pure and genuine love finds me soon✨🤍

There are multiple ways you can deal with your anger, but nothing quite hits that dopamine drop more than being able to yell at someone. So I suggest you find a good automated phone system that you do not and never will use the service of and proceed to yell at the system over the phone. Other… read more

Let me go all the way back: --- THE BUCK PRINCIPLE A buck — a dollar — the one in your pocket right now — is a problem. Not because money is evil. Because a buck is a promise. And promises are only as good as the system that backs them. --- Part One: What a Buck Actually Is A dollar bill is… read more
she said "i don't need a man" but instead leaving, he said "i know you don't need a man, but i sure as hell need you" -voicemail to issabelle,2026-
At 2:14 a.m., Emma received a voicemail from her mother. There was only one problem. Her mother had been dead for six months. She played it. For several seconds, there was nothing but breathing. Then her mother whispered: “Emma… don’t turn around.” Emma froze. Another voice could be heard… read more

Baddie like her is the whole point of life🛐

Sorry for the long post. I’m still in shock about what happened and I feel like writing it out is the best way to process these thoughts right now. I’ve been seeing this person, let’s call her L. We met on one of the dating apps and have been officially together for a month and a half. Even though… read more
Hey. I know I'm probably the last person you want to hear from and um.. I get that. I just miss you a lot. And.. I can't stop thinking about you. I guess I was just calling to check if you were doing okay. I'm not. Life's really hard without you. I'm glad that smiles back on your face.. it… read more
So sister in her late 30s that I had an argument with a month ago, told me to stay "out of her life", and instead of arguing with her, I just did it. So we haven't spoken for a month. Today she leaves me a crying voicemail telling me to call her, that she's not having a good time in her life, blah… (edited) read more

In love's bitter tale, my face so small, I should have left, but couldn't let go at all. A heartache's symphony, a crazy serenade, I called out for you yet you chose to evade. "The number you called," a cold refrain, In the realm of sadness, it's all that remains. This sad, sad poetry of love's… read more

I know I might be annoying with posting constantly, but do me a favor and take more pictures this year. Life is so short. Sometimes I wish I've gotten more pictures while I still could. My sister had a voicemail of my papa. And I wanted to burst into tears. But I laughed instead because he wouldn't… read more
When you're a female with mechanic experience and you tell the Service Tech you need a new engine. Instead of getting a new engine, I brought my car back for a check engine light that threw my car into limp mode on 4 separate occasions. Each time they did something different and reset the computer… read more
When you hang up after leaving a voicemail for them to call you back, but you say "see you" lol. 😂 Anyone else say (stupid) things like that too and regret/cringe/face-palm a second later after realizing what you said? Please share. 🙈
Thought I’d share this with y’all. Poetry is not made of big things. It’s made of small ones. The click of a lighter before a cigarette is lit. The way someone leans in when they’re trying not to cry. The warmth of hands held under a table. A smile that fades half a second too soon. These are not… read more
I miss my Ex, it would have been a year anniversary next month of being together........never found out why he ended it, lives in the same town as me, heard he tried to kill himself once after he split with me, still don't know why he left me as he wouldnt talk to me but left a horrid voicemail… read more

In your own language, please. 😊 Don't just like this post and never to voicemail it out. Don't disappoint me. 😑
I found this wholesome website called post secret voicemail dot com that allows people to record a voice message and post it to the web. The voice messages are anonymous but they are very very wholesome. Some of them just describe random things or ideas, but others have word of encouragement, new… read more

Theres a girl at a record store I go to occasionally. She seems very nice and cute and helps me find what im looking for. I don’t like asking people out when they are working. Mainly because I dont want anyone else there to judge and I don’t want to embarass them. but I’m thinking of writing her a… read more

Free spirits, rock & roll, his eyes sparkle my way. Bonfire, make it last like we did in our shared past. He looks at me with those hungry eyes, God, I'm just rotten at goodbyes. Soft hearts and angel cries, this man will never see me rise. He loves me, he loves me not. My calls depart to… (edited) read more

Don't text, call the smartphone. Like we did in the early 2000s Don't call a smartphone, write an email like we did in the mid-90s Don't write an email, page them your number or leave a voicemail on their house phone like we did in the 80s Don't leave a page or voicemail, leave a message with… (edited) read more

If my bf knew when he left work that he wanted to go to sleep when he got home, am I the inconsiderate one for not knowing and getting worried for his safety because he's an electrician and sometimes works longer shifts? Am I the a**hole for being mad because we already had a similar issue where he… read more
Do you hate it when someone calls you when you dont want to? But it depends on the time schedule person who calls. I overengineerd the voicemail system with #asterisk #homeassistant #nextcloud #google tts #tasker and some #php scripting. A php script on the asterisk server polls the home assistant… read more
I vote we bring back voicemail but for text messages. Like let me explain why I didn’t reply for 4 days.
At 3:33 AM, Arun missed Two Calls from a Contact labeled: "Another You." When he blocked the number, he got an immediate voicemail... In His own voice: "Too slow. It's already begun." And the Call Log vanished.....

So, I got a weird voicemail from an unknown number. I was busy at the time fighting with my air conditioner (I used to do that as a licensed professional, now I’m just a licensed hobbyist) so I didn’t pick up. Fine by me, I got a clean recording of the weirdness. No talking, no robot voice, just a… read more
There was someone today that I was sure I had made angry. I was sure I should have left them alone but they keep coming back for me. 'Conversation with me was easy' they keep insisting as if it's all they know. Weird day. Anyway, today's Poppy song is Voicemail (edited)
