Hapori Oatmeal

Te whakangaro i te ra o te katoa.

Ka noho koutou katoa ki reira ka whakaae ko te ra kotahi ka mate katoa tatou, a ia ra ka tata haere tatou ki taua ra? a ahakoa ka taea e tatou te rongoā i te maha o nga mate, kaore he tangata e taea te ora i te pakeketanga...... Mauhahahahhh..... Kia pai te ra ki te katoa!

Te Whakamāramatanga

E noho ana ngā wahine me ngā tāne pai, kāore rātou i te mea ko ngā tino ātaahua anake e whai ana koe.

E te iwi... me tino rongonui au, ko au te tangata tuatoru e whakamahi ana i te tapanga oatmeal i runga i tēnei taupānga........( whakatikahia )

Ngā tohu o te pōuri kāore e wehewehe i te ira tangata nāna i te mea he tangata katoa, kāore he ira rerekē

He whakaaro pōuri kāore e pakeke: 1. Ko te āhua he kōwhiringa, ā, ko te āhua he whakaritenga. 2. Te hiahia, te hiahia, te hiahia. 3. Tūhura mai, tūhura mai, tūhura mai nāna i te mea e hiahia ana au ki te mātaki i a koe e pakaru ana nāna i te mea kāore au i te tino pono. 4. I hono au ki tētahi…pānui atu

Kōrero nui....

Kei te hiahia au ki te kōrero ki a koutou mō te take i uru ai au ki tēnei taupānga.... i hiahia au ki te whakapā atu mō te oatmeāra, ā, ko te take he pai, he hauora mōu.. e mōhio ana au he tangata kāore e pai, engari kāore e taea e koutou te mōhio he mea nui te oatmeāra... He koha nō te atua. i te…pānui atu

Aroha

Kei te hiahia au i tētahi wahine ka taea e au te kai i te oatmeal me ia, ā, ka noho tonu he pōtae mōku i te wā e hoki ana au ki te kāinga, koira anake tāku e hiahia ana

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he aha te take e kino ai koe ki te ota

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He aha te momo wahine e tino pā mai ana ki a koutou

He tāne au e whakahirahira ana i te āhua e pā mai ana te wahine ki a au, engari i te taha o te pānga, ko ngā wahine Ākau, he tino ātaahua rātou, pēnā i te mea.

Ko te reo i korero ahau (reko i te reklama a rudolph aflac)

I korero ahau i nga mea katoa i roto i tenei pokanga reo 🧙‍♂️

Pātai

Ka whakapono koutou ki a au mēnā ka mea au he pūngawerewere kei tō koutou pā?

WĀHINE

āe, he tangata loud me te riri ahau, engari i runga i te take kāore au e mōhio, e pā ana ki ngā wāhine pātea me ngā mea ngākau, kāore au e mōhio he aha, kāore au e whakaaro he tino pātea ngā wāhine kāore e kōrero rawa.

Kua mahi anō au tiktok ko tāku oatmeal he 242 ngā tirohanga

Ka whai mai koe ki a au

He tino mōrearea ngā whanaungatanga

Mēnā ka uru koe ki tētahi whanaungatanga, ka taea e tō hoa te whakarere i a koe, te kōrero kino mōu, me te whakakī i ngā mōhiohio ngākau pērā i ngā kāri nama me ngā mea, nō reira me noho koe i waho i ēnā āhuatanga.

Oti

Kei te pai ki a koe te oti (he whakaahua hoki i a Herbert)

Oatmeal

he aha te mea e tino sexy ai nga wahine Capricorn? e mohio ana au he maeneene to ratou kiri, a e mohio ana au kaore e pai nga Capricorn ki nga Libra. Engari e tino whakahirahira ana au i nga Capricorn. Pērā i te mea he tino ngaro me te pākiki. Pērā i taku atua, e titiro ana ratou ki te tino sexy…pānui atu

Pouri

Ko te rongo e pa ana i a koe ka hanga pātea, engari kāore he tangata e hiakai, he tino pā te rongo bro....... 😟😔

Me whai mahi tātou

Ka mahia e te perehitini o te oatmeal

Pouri

Ka tūmanako au kāore au i whakamataku i a koe mā te kī i te kupu bologna salad

Pouri

Kua kai au i te rīwai.... I te reka te rīwai i pēnei...... te pouri.....

He pai ki ahau te waiata rap oatmeal.

Oatmeal

Te kīanga whakatangitangi i hangaia e au

Te kīanga whakatangitangi o te jingle tattletail i mahia e au

Kāore

Kāore, kāore mātou e haere ki raro i taua paipa wai anō

Whakawhanake Crack Pai ake

Kua pango taku makawe

Ka titiro au hei whakatangi

Ngā pepa rīwai whero

Kaore au i te pai ki te pīoro engari koinei au e ngana ana ki te whakatangi "nā reira"

Me noho pono

Ka hiahia katoa mātou ki te wahine ka tunu i a mātou he oatmeal, ā, ka pānui i a mātou me ōna waewae i te wā e hē ana mātou (he whakakata noa) 😅 (ā, ko te mea nui, he pai tēnei) engari me maumahara koutou, e te tāne, ko te āhua o te wahine he mea nui. Ko te ātaahua kei roto, kāore i waho, kāore e…pānui atu

Ota

Kaore au e hiahia ki te wahine i roto i taku ao, he ringa tāku

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Ka tino kaha ahau ki konei anō nāna i te mutunga wiki, ā, i ngā mutunga wiki kāore au i te mea pai atu hei mahi i tāku koiora

awa

I te mea he maha nga tangata e tuhinga ana hei kararehe i te rautau 21, he tika taku ki te tuhinga hei tangata i pahemo i te ketamine. Tika?

Taku waiū paraoa..... (he tino ahi)

Kaihia tō waiū paraoa hei tāne kino e tama

Otaota

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Kei te tangata anake au e pai ana ki te ota?

I mahi hara tāke a Mr Krabs i te 2 i te ata

Tāne

ko te tuanui i kī mai ki a au hei "Greg" (he mea riri ke tēnei nāna i kī, nāna i te mea kāore e taea te kī ko ia tāku ingoa)

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