Oatmeal Community

Ruining everyone's day.

Do you all ever sit there and acknowledge that one day we are all going to die and each day we're getting not farther, but only closer to that day? and even though we can cure many illnesses,nobody is immortal to old age...... Mauhahahahhh..... Have a wonderful day everyone!

Logic

Good women and men do exist they aren't just those pretty ones you chase.

Guys... I better be famous I'm the third man to use the tag oatmeal on this app........ (edited)

Emotional immaturity signs (not gender divided because we're all human, genders aren't a different species)

A emotional immature mindset: 1. Personality is a preference, and looks are a requirement. 2. Lust, lust, lust. 3. Chase me, chase me, chase me because I wanna watch you break because I'm insecure. 4. I got with someone not for who they are, but for how they look, and they hurt me! That must… read more

Serious talk....

I want to tell you guys why i joined this app.... i wanted to spread the word about oatmeal and the reason being is because its good and healthy for you.. i know I'm an ugly loser but still bro.. you guys have to understand how important oatmeal is... It's a gift from god. when he died on that… read more

Love

I just want a woman who i can eat oatmeal with, and will always have a bowl ready for me when I come home that's all I want

Oatmeal

why do you hate oatmeal

Oatmeal

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What type of women are you guys attracted too

I'm a male who values the way woman makes me feel, but attraction wise Asian women, they are so naturally pretty like damn.

Voice over I did (rudolph aflac commerical)

I voiced every thing in this voice cover 🧙‍♂️

Question

Would you guys believe me if I said there was a groundhog in your backyard?

WOMENS

ik I'm a loud and annoying person, but for some reason I'm attracted to the quiet and mysterious womens, idk why, I just think womens who don't talk that much are very interesting.

I did it again tiktok my oatmeals has 242 views

You follow me

Relationships are dangerous

If you get in a relationship your partner could ditch you, talk badly about you, and reveal secret information like credit cards and stuff that's why you should never get yourself into those situations

Oatmeal

Do you like oatmeal (also my Herbert impression)

Oatmeal

why are capricorn woman so sexy? i mean I know they have smooth skin and I know that capricorns don't like libras. But I highly admire capricorns. Like they're so damn mysterious and funny. Like my god they look almost sexier than oatmeal surprisingly.... and i love oatmeal more than anything.

Sad

That feeling when you make soup, but nobody's hungry hits hard bro....... 😟😔

We gotta do something

What the president of oatmeal is going to do

Sad

I hope I didn't scare you by saying the word bologna salad

Sad

Just ate a potato.... It tasted like...... depression.....

I like oatmeal rap song.

Oatmeal

Instrumental cover I made

Instrumental cover of the tattletail jingle I did

No

No we are not going down that water slide again

Build Crack Better

My hair is now black

I look weird

Red hot chili peppers

I'm not good at guitar but this is me trying to play"by the way"

Let's be honest

We all want a woman who will make us oatmeal and crush us with her thighs when we misbehave (just kidding) 😅 (well mostly because hell yeah that would be nice) but remember fellow men, a woman's personality is everything. Beauty is built in, not out don't get pulled into those social experiment… read more

Oatmeal

I don't need a woman in my life, i have hands

Oatmeal

I will be alot active on here again because it's the weekend, and on weekends I have nothing else better to do with my life

river

Since alot of people identify as animals in the 21st century, i have the right to identify as a person who overdoesed on ketamine. Right?

My oatmeal song..... (very fire)

Eat your oatmeal like a damn man son

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Oatmeal

Oatmeal

Oatmeal

Am I the only one here who likes oatmeal?

Mr Krabs committed tax fraud at 2 in the morning

Guys

the ceiling just referred to me as "Greg" (which is oddly disturbing because it's not my name)

Oatmeal

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