Umphakathi we-Drain
Umphakathi we-drain, ingxoxo, nokudingida.
74 IMIMOYA
KONKE
drain
8 iziposi74 imiphefumulo
Hlangana Nabantu Abasha
OKULANDAYO
Umphakathi we-drain, ingxoxo, nokudingida.
74 IMIMOYA
KONKE
drain
Hlangana Nabantu Abasha
OKULANDAYO
Okuthunyelwe Okuhlobene
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Ngisho nase-Internet ngiyashiywa. Yini engiyenzayo uma ngingakatholi lutho. Iminyaka engu-22 iphume emanzini. Ubani okhathalela.
Uxolo nonke, ngiyaphithizela muva nje futhi angikwazi ukuphendula imiyalezo yenu 🥹🥹 Ngikhathele kakhulu futhi ngiphuza amandla.. . . . Ngikhathele nje izingxoxo zansuku zonke futhi lokhu kuyangidla kakhulu 😮💨😮💨
ngemuva kwakho konke lokhu ukuthi sidinga ukususa abantu abangangezi lutho olukhuthazayo ezimpilweni zethu. Akufanele sibe eduze kwabantu abathatha amandla ethu, bachithe isikhathi sethu, futhi abangathandi ukufaka isikhathi sabo kithi. Ngakho, into engcono kakhulu esingayenza ukuthatha leyo mizwa…funda kabanzi
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Ngiyindoda ethanda ukusebenza. Ngiyazama izinto ezingangithokozisa, futhi sengizizwa ngikhathazekile kakhulu ukuze ngifune ukuba eduze nabangane bami. Bangabantu abahle, kodwa ngihlala ngiyindoda enkulu egumbini. Kumele ngixazulule izingxabano zabo, nginikeze imibono yokusebenza, nginikeze…( kulungiswe )funda kabanzi
Le yi-casserole elula kakhulu ethokozisayo! Isekelwe kukhukhamba lokupheka elihambisana noshukela futhi ilungile futhi yokulungiselela ukudla! Izithako: -1 ikhasi le-artichoke hearts -1 ibhagi le-spinach eliqandisiwe ~ ingxenye yesithupha se-bell pepper eshisiwe kahle ~7-8 ama-mushroom amhlophe…funda kabanzi
Uwasindisa ekuthathweni kwabo emgqonyeni, uthole nezithombe ngesikhathi amaphiko abo ehlanzeka, bahlanya kakhulu futhi banoboya😍
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Indoda ecabanga ukuthi amandla ayo akalwa ngokukwazi kwayo ukuhola, ukunciphisa, noma ukuhoxisa imizwa kwabesifazane ibekezelele ngokuphelele ukuthi kusho ukuthini ukuba namandla. I-masculinity yangempela ayitholakali emlonyeni ophakeme noma esandleni esinzima; itholakala ekukhetheni okuqondile,…funda kabanzi
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Ukukhombisa amandla okwenyani ukugcina inhliziyo enhle lapho impilo ikunika khona izizathu zokungakwenzi. Lapho usukhuluma, usebenzisiwe, ushintshwe, futhi ubalwe ngaphandle, kodwa usakhombisa uthando. Usanalo ukholo kuwe. Usakhombisa abantu, ngisho noma kungakaze kube khona umuntu okukhombisile.…funda kabanzi
Ngiyintrovert. Ngithanda kakhulu izindawo ezithule, hhayi eziphithizelayo.🤫🌿 Umsindo ophakeme nezixuku azingithokozisi, ziwukhipha amandla. Uhlelo lwami lokuziphatha luthanda kuphela izindawo ezithambile, ezithule. Akukhona ukuthi angithandi abantu, kodwa ukuthula kubonakala njengasekhaya kimi.
Ngezinye izikhathi asiqondi kodwa izinto, abantu, izingxoxo nemisebenzi ethile iyasiphonsa phansi.
Ungibizele ikusasa lakho, elihle, umkakhe ongakabi khona. Ngakha ikathedral kusuka ezithandweni zakho, ngafaka izithembiso zakho njengezibuko ezithambile, futhi ngahluleka ngokuqonda imibala njengento engapheli. Ngemuva kwalokho ngabona isandla sakho esikhandleni kwakhe, futhi wonke amagama amahle…funda kabanzi
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Safika nini lapha? Izithembiso ezingenalutho, isikhathi esichithwe sikhuluma ngezigaba zobudlelwano, iyini inhloso yokugcina? Nincisha amantombazane nabafana abasothandweni amandla okuphila, bese kwenzekani? Ngikhathele.
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Uma ungaba umuntu ongidonsa ibhethri, ngithumele umlayezo 😂
