What's your worst joke of all time ?

7/19/2024

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INFJ

Aquarius

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How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it 😈

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INFJ

Scorpio

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I sent my friends ten puns to make them laugh, but unfortunately, no pun in ten did

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ENFP

Scorpio

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 789

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ENFJ

Sagittarius

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I only make good jokes 👀😋

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INFP

Virgo

Someone asked me to name two structures that hold water. And I was like. “Well, damn!”

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INFP

Sagittarius

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk

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INFJ

Aries

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ISTJ

Leo

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How does German bread say hello? Gluten Tag

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ENFP

Taurus

What do you call an alligator that wants to be a detective? An investigator

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ESFP

Aries

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ISTP

Gemini

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Why don't skeletons fight each other? Because the ain't got the guts!

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ENFJ

Sagittarius

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ENTP

Libra

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For Context: It's a joke that semi-mocks white people who say they're persecuted for being white. I do a Kermit the Frog voice, rub my eyes like I'm crying, and say, "It's not easy being white."

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INTP

Virgo

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This 🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️

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INTP

Cancer

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I once told a joke about a broken pencil. It had no point 😐

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ISTP

Gemini

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What do you call an elephant with two trunks? A male

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INTP

Libra

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What do you call a matter baby

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INFJ

Libra

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What's spidermans favorite type of rice? Uncle Ben's

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INTP

Virgo

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Why were the melons so sad? They cantaloupe.

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ESFJ

Capricorn

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh Tadaa🤦‍♂️🤣

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ENFP

Aries

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It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally

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INFP

Aquarius

I went to the aquarium last weekend. I didn’t stay long. There’s something fishy about that place.

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ISFJ

Capricorn

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My Ex girlfriend misses me but her aim is getting better

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ESTP

Aquarius

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A guy walked in a bar with ten people lined up to punch him, that's the punch line

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INTJ

Scorpio

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P1: Knock Knock P2: Who's there? P1: Cowgo P2: Cowgo who? P1: Owls go who, cows go MOO 😆😆😆

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ESFP

Aquarius

.....how many babies does it take to paint a house

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INTP

Taurus

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INFP

Gemini

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What do sprinters eat before a race? Nothing. They fast.

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ENTJ

Pisces

I’m addicted to brake fluid, but it’s OK because I can stop at any time

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INFJ

Why did the boy throw a clock? He wanted to see time fly by. See? Its a timeless bad joke.

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INTJ

Gemini

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The US government

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INFP

Cancer

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"My wife just left me. She said I watch too much cricket. It's really hit me for six."

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INTJ

Taurus

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A boy finds a genie's lamp in his bedroom and rubs it. Genie pops out and asks the child for his wish. Boy says he want to be Batman. So the genie goes downstairs and murders his parents. (edited)

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